It worked once in Aliens so everyone keeps going to the same dried up well.

It should be required that you pay out the remaining wages if you fire someone without cause like that.

Hello!

It’s not a threat because it’s not a threat. I get away with saying it only because I’m a tiny account. If I was more popular than Aaron, you can bet I’d be banned from bsky.social.

Aaron can jump straight into a wood chipper. I’ll even provide one for him.

Best news: now you can get a cpap, which absolutely rules.

Hold up, I get to start whit without consequences on my birthday?

@usidore.bsky.social is the absolute GOAT of using that bit. It never misses.

Desperate for a youtuber to test how many batteries a human stomach could hold at one time.

It’s the posters version of when you’re listening to a podcast and someone talks while away from the mic, creating a sense of space in the room they’re recording in.

Axolotl

I don’t understand. My name really is S3xxy5k8boi6969.

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What’s phd stand for, anyway? Probably means “pretty huge dork”, right?

for reference:
• in nearly every state, 15 is still legally too young for legal emancipation
• the states which creepily allow for marriage to minors, under 16 still requires parental consent (meaning that their child bride is still too young to consent anyways)