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*A Christmas Carol starts*
...and Jacob Marley, who did NOT live
December 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."

--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I didn't even start watching the game until the 11th inning and I feel exhausted.
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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My friend suggested I should stop quoting Wonderwall if I can't get the lyrics right. I said possibly
September 29, 2025 at 10:16 AM
My friend suggested I should stop quoting Wonderwall if I can't get the lyrics right. I said possibly
September 29, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Oh right, I still need to play Yakuza Kiwami 2.
September 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It's...just rocks? That seems a little ridiculous.
...
Oh shit, is that pyrite? *grabs wallet*
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September 4, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Descartes when it's noisy: can you keep it down, I can't even hear myself am in here!
September 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
That cheesesteak had more lettuce on it than I'm used to. Because I'm used to NONE. What are you DOING
September 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*
August 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
(to the tune of Shave And A Haircut)
smoke and a pancake
July 30, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Here's how you remove Google AI from your mobile devices.
June 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Sharing so you can block it
May 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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May 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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May 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
May 4th and prosper
May 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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"This game reminds me of Earthbound!"

So, it's giving Mother?
May 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
but what about stability
Nintendo Switch FW 20.0.0 update released (Virtual Game Card, GameShare, System Transfer to Switch 2) en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/...
April 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I know sometimes people complain that Persona is too easy but sometimes it's just so satisfying to Armageddon + Victory Cry and one shot a boss without consequence
April 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It's mildly annoying to be almost out of detergent a month before moving across the country because I can't not do laundry until then but that means I'm gonna end up leaving behind an 90% full bottle
April 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Good morning Happy Earth Day
April 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons
April 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Happy Neil day to all who celebrate
April 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I had a joke about Cassandra but no one believed me.
I had a joke about Prometheus but it'd rip your guts out.
I had a joke about Penelope, but I have to rework it.
April 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Hurt my hand because the drinks fridge at the deli has a reflective surface and I tried to reach for an anoZirA
April 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM