Jesse
@siftyfix56.bsky.social
*A Christmas Carol starts*
...and Jacob Marley, who did NOT live
...and Jacob Marley, who did NOT live
December 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
*A Christmas Carol starts*
...and Jacob Marley, who did NOT live
...and Jacob Marley, who did NOT live
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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
I didn't even start watching the game until the 11th inning and I feel exhausted.
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I didn't even start watching the game until the 11th inning and I feel exhausted.
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My friend suggested I should stop quoting Wonderwall if I can't get the lyrics right. I said possibly
September 29, 2025 at 10:16 AM
My friend suggested I should stop quoting Wonderwall if I can't get the lyrics right. I said possibly
My friend suggested I should stop quoting Wonderwall if I can't get the lyrics right. I said possibly
September 29, 2025 at 10:16 AM
My friend suggested I should stop quoting Wonderwall if I can't get the lyrics right. I said possibly
Oh right, I still need to play Yakuza Kiwami 2.
September 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Oh right, I still need to play Yakuza Kiwami 2.
It's...just rocks? That seems a little ridiculous.
...
Oh shit, is that pyrite? *grabs wallet*
...
Oh shit, is that pyrite? *grabs wallet*
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September 4, 2025 at 8:54 AM
It's...just rocks? That seems a little ridiculous.
...
Oh shit, is that pyrite? *grabs wallet*
...
Oh shit, is that pyrite? *grabs wallet*
Descartes when it's noisy: can you keep it down, I can't even hear myself am in here!
September 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Descartes when it's noisy: can you keep it down, I can't even hear myself am in here!
That cheesesteak had more lettuce on it than I'm used to. Because I'm used to NONE. What are you DOING
September 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
That cheesesteak had more lettuce on it than I'm used to. Because I'm used to NONE. What are you DOING
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I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*
August 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*
(to the tune of Shave And A Haircut)
smoke and a pancake
smoke and a pancake
July 30, 2025 at 8:44 AM
(to the tune of Shave And A Haircut)
smoke and a pancake
smoke and a pancake
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Here's how you remove Google AI from your mobile devices.
June 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Here's how you remove Google AI from your mobile devices.
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Sharing so you can block it
May 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Sharing so you can block it
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"This game reminds me of Earthbound!"
So, it's giving Mother?
So, it's giving Mother?
May 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
"This game reminds me of Earthbound!"
So, it's giving Mother?
So, it's giving Mother?
but what about stability
Nintendo Switch FW 20.0.0 update released (Virtual Game Card, GameShare, System Transfer to Switch 2) en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/...
April 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
but what about stability
I know sometimes people complain that Persona is too easy but sometimes it's just so satisfying to Armageddon + Victory Cry and one shot a boss without consequence
April 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I know sometimes people complain that Persona is too easy but sometimes it's just so satisfying to Armageddon + Victory Cry and one shot a boss without consequence
It's mildly annoying to be almost out of detergent a month before moving across the country because I can't not do laundry until then but that means I'm gonna end up leaving behind an 90% full bottle
April 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It's mildly annoying to be almost out of detergent a month before moving across the country because I can't not do laundry until then but that means I'm gonna end up leaving behind an 90% full bottle
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Good morning Happy Earth Day
April 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Good morning Happy Earth Day
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Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons
April 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons
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Happy Neil day to all who celebrate
April 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Happy Neil day to all who celebrate
I had a joke about Cassandra but no one believed me.
I had a joke about Prometheus but it'd rip your guts out.
I had a joke about Penelope, but I have to rework it.
April 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I had a joke about Cassandra but no one believed me.
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Hurt my hand because the drinks fridge at the deli has a reflective surface and I tried to reach for an anoZirA
April 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Hurt my hand because the drinks fridge at the deli has a reflective surface and I tried to reach for an anoZirA