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Siems
@siems.bsky.social
Writer of big girls, usually getting bigger 🔞 http://www.furaffinity.net/user/siems
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Reminiscing on this frame-perfect death while waiting patiently for a new rando update.
*Turns in 4 planets worth of exobiology for the Community Goal that's been running for a week*

*Is in the top 25% of contributors*

What.
December 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Forgotten Trauma: Unlocked
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Talk about a blind spot. 🚗
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"Drugs bust? Fuuuuck yeah, my two favorite things: Drugs, and boobs."
If the US Coast Guard stops a ship in international waters and seizes their cocaine, is that a war crime? The ship has not done anything illegal. Should we prosecute the Coast Guard Captain for piracy?
December 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Reason being is that I've treated myself to a HOTAS and now can't imagine playing E:D or X4 without it now. Unfortunately, every good space sim nowadays has walking.

With the HOTAS I have room on my desk for the mouse and something small to the left to the throttle but not a keyboard.
Wishing that Logitech did their own version of the Razer Tartarus, because I'm suddenly in the market for something like the Tartarus but desperately wishing that it isn't a Razer product.
December 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Wishing that Logitech did their own version of the Razer Tartarus, because I'm suddenly in the market for something like the Tartarus but desperately wishing that it isn't a Razer product.
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
In their entire history, Epic hasn't released a single product or engine that wasn't chasing after the success of a rival company. It's no wonder that Tim Sweeney is all for using the Plagiarism Machine™.
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Cooking anything in a microwave: Time depends on the wattage, model, and age of the device, the food's initial temperature, and you'll have to spend time and effort figuring it out.

Reheating anything in a microwave: One minute.
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It's finally clicked with me the issues I've had with Guild Wars 2's story, and why I've struggled like a bitch to get through Heart of Thorns:

The constant blue-balling you get when you're near the end of an obvious arc, only for SOMETHING ELSE to interject.
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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github was up for the whole cloudflare outage and it went down as soon as the azure keynote mentioned github running on azure lol
November 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Cloudflare acting screwy for anyone else?
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Me: "I'm surprised that there never was a Punch-Out!!! revival for the Switch, since they could've easily shoehorned in the gimmick of punching with the Joycons."

Arms, the video game, not the limbs: "Hi."

Me: "Complete mystery it never happened."
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Whoever taught my pawn the location of the Twilight Cave in DD2, thank you from the bottom of my heart because I'm a dumbass who accidentally marked it off on an interactive map and it has three Seeker's Tokens inside.
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hold the fucking phones, there's a bootleg port of ALttP for the NES? And it's bad?

I need to check this out.
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Finally, I'm important enough to try and scam.
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
When your current furry "hear me out" character is a serial killer.

No, boys; you can't fix her.
November 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Some dresses you have tailored to fit and others tailor you.

Enchanted weight gain sequence sketch page for @tawnyscrawnyleo.bsky.social
September 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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I love it when my canvas talks back to me.

2 part colored commission for @joeykilligan.bsky.social ft @cluclydeart.bsky.social (the hands)
October 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
> Stumbles across a guide on how to beat the superboss that roams the early area of the new Digimon game
> Basically involves catching hundreds of Digimon to feed to one that has access to a certain move

Why aren't vore artists flocking to this franchise if this is normal?
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I chew it.
They don't want you to know this, but some typos are only visible to you after you've hit send
November 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I swear, I've probably spent more time making palettes for this than actually playing it
#CrushingForce
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Has... Has anyone done a recap of the backstory of Breath of the Wild and dropped a Surfshark or NordVPN ad read just as Ganon hijacks the Guardians?
October 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Really, one of the greatest crimes Fallout 76 commits is having a game be focused on building bases and structures set in fucking Appalachia.

90% uneven, hilly terrain and you can't build in most of the remaining 10%.
October 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Groverwhitehaus.
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM