You can check out any time,
But you can never leave.

I mean, dat ass. Goddamn.

You are now legally required to watch Hollywood A.D. in the bath.

I actually did. Twice.

Now I need to make a cow with overalls to compensate.

The Karazahn Library?

Am I really going to read a 13-post thread about the RE5 boulder?

Honestly, I did check and the only real surprise was Tiny Lister and that's because he died five years ago.

Funny thing is, they used to.

The Logitech G13.

Super discontinued now.

First at the start of the party, second when he's five belinis in.

Hello police, I want to report that I've been doxxed.

This is why cooling is important, guys.

And, yeah; these threats do get resolved, but it's been so long since the story thread begun, and you've (almost) dealt with so many other problems you're kinda wondering why you're bothering dealing with this issue.

So now not only do you have this bigger threat that suddenly now occupies the plot's focus, but the threat you were dealing with before is ignored until the plot decides to let them back in and it feels like nothing's being accomplished.