Siems
@siems.bsky.social
Writer of big girls, usually getting bigger 🔞 http://www.furaffinity.net/user/siems
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Siems
@siems.bsky.social
· Oct 23
Reminiscing on this frame-perfect death while waiting patiently for a new rando update.
*Turns in 4 planets worth of exobiology for the Community Goal that's been running for a week*
*Is in the top 25% of contributors*
What.
*Is in the top 25% of contributors*
What.
December 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
*Turns in 4 planets worth of exobiology for the Community Goal that's been running for a week*
*Is in the top 25% of contributors*
What.
*Is in the top 25% of contributors*
What.
Forgotten Trauma: Unlocked
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Forgotten Trauma: Unlocked
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Talk about a blind spot. 🚗
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Talk about a blind spot. 🚗
"Drugs bust? Fuuuuck yeah, my two favorite things: Drugs, and boobs."
If the US Coast Guard stops a ship in international waters and seizes their cocaine, is that a war crime? The ship has not done anything illegal. Should we prosecute the Coast Guard Captain for piracy?
December 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"Drugs bust? Fuuuuck yeah, my two favorite things: Drugs, and boobs."
Reason being is that I've treated myself to a HOTAS and now can't imagine playing E:D or X4 without it now. Unfortunately, every good space sim nowadays has walking.
With the HOTAS I have room on my desk for the mouse and something small to the left to the throttle but not a keyboard.
With the HOTAS I have room on my desk for the mouse and something small to the left to the throttle but not a keyboard.
Wishing that Logitech did their own version of the Razer Tartarus, because I'm suddenly in the market for something like the Tartarus but desperately wishing that it isn't a Razer product.
December 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Reason being is that I've treated myself to a HOTAS and now can't imagine playing E:D or X4 without it now. Unfortunately, every good space sim nowadays has walking.
With the HOTAS I have room on my desk for the mouse and something small to the left to the throttle but not a keyboard.
With the HOTAS I have room on my desk for the mouse and something small to the left to the throttle but not a keyboard.
Wishing that Logitech did their own version of the Razer Tartarus, because I'm suddenly in the market for something like the Tartarus but desperately wishing that it isn't a Razer product.
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Wishing that Logitech did their own version of the Razer Tartarus, because I'm suddenly in the market for something like the Tartarus but desperately wishing that it isn't a Razer product.
In their entire history, Epic hasn't released a single product or engine that wasn't chasing after the success of a rival company. It's no wonder that Tim Sweeney is all for using the Plagiarism Machine™.
Opposing Steam’s AI Disclosures, Epic CEO Tim Sweeney Says Game Stores Should Drop "the AI tag" Because "it makes no sense" When "AI will be involved in nearly all future production"
www.gamesradar.com/games/opposi...
#ai #gamedev #steam #epicgames #videogames #gaming
www.gamesradar.com/games/opposi...
#ai #gamedev #steam #epicgames #videogames #gaming
Opposing Steam's AI disclosures, Epic CEO Tim Sweeney says game stores should drop "the AI tag" because "it makes no sense" when "AI will be involved in nearly all future production"
Steam has actually made AI disclosures even more prominent
www.gamesradar.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
In their entire history, Epic hasn't released a single product or engine that wasn't chasing after the success of a rival company. It's no wonder that Tim Sweeney is all for using the Plagiarism Machine™.
Cooking anything in a microwave: Time depends on the wattage, model, and age of the device, the food's initial temperature, and you'll have to spend time and effort figuring it out.
Reheating anything in a microwave: One minute.
Reheating anything in a microwave: One minute.
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Cooking anything in a microwave: Time depends on the wattage, model, and age of the device, the food's initial temperature, and you'll have to spend time and effort figuring it out.
Reheating anything in a microwave: One minute.
Reheating anything in a microwave: One minute.
It's finally clicked with me the issues I've had with Guild Wars 2's story, and why I've struggled like a bitch to get through Heart of Thorns:
The constant blue-balling you get when you're near the end of an obvious arc, only for SOMETHING ELSE to interject.
The constant blue-balling you get when you're near the end of an obvious arc, only for SOMETHING ELSE to interject.
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It's finally clicked with me the issues I've had with Guild Wars 2's story, and why I've struggled like a bitch to get through Heart of Thorns:
The constant blue-balling you get when you're near the end of an obvious arc, only for SOMETHING ELSE to interject.
The constant blue-balling you get when you're near the end of an obvious arc, only for SOMETHING ELSE to interject.
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github was up for the whole cloudflare outage and it went down as soon as the azure keynote mentioned github running on azure lol
November 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
github was up for the whole cloudflare outage and it went down as soon as the azure keynote mentioned github running on azure lol
Cloudflare acting screwy for anyone else?
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Cloudflare acting screwy for anyone else?
Me: "I'm surprised that there never was a Punch-Out!!! revival for the Switch, since they could've easily shoehorned in the gimmick of punching with the Joycons."
Arms, the video game, not the limbs: "Hi."
Me: "Complete mystery it never happened."
Arms, the video game, not the limbs: "Hi."
Me: "Complete mystery it never happened."
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Me: "I'm surprised that there never was a Punch-Out!!! revival for the Switch, since they could've easily shoehorned in the gimmick of punching with the Joycons."
Arms, the video game, not the limbs: "Hi."
Me: "Complete mystery it never happened."
Arms, the video game, not the limbs: "Hi."
Me: "Complete mystery it never happened."
Whoever taught my pawn the location of the Twilight Cave in DD2, thank you from the bottom of my heart because I'm a dumbass who accidentally marked it off on an interactive map and it has three Seeker's Tokens inside.
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Whoever taught my pawn the location of the Twilight Cave in DD2, thank you from the bottom of my heart because I'm a dumbass who accidentally marked it off on an interactive map and it has three Seeker's Tokens inside.
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
Hold the fucking phones, there's a bootleg port of ALttP for the NES? And it's bad?
I need to check this out.
I need to check this out.
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Hold the fucking phones, there's a bootleg port of ALttP for the NES? And it's bad?
I need to check this out.
I need to check this out.
Finally, I'm important enough to try and scam.
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Finally, I'm important enough to try and scam.
When your current furry "hear me out" character is a serial killer.
No, boys; you can't fix her.
No, boys; you can't fix her.
November 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
When your current furry "hear me out" character is a serial killer.
No, boys; you can't fix her.
No, boys; you can't fix her.
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Some dresses you have tailored to fit and others tailor you.
Enchanted weight gain sequence sketch page for @tawnyscrawnyleo.bsky.social
Enchanted weight gain sequence sketch page for @tawnyscrawnyleo.bsky.social
September 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Some dresses you have tailored to fit and others tailor you.
Enchanted weight gain sequence sketch page for @tawnyscrawnyleo.bsky.social
Enchanted weight gain sequence sketch page for @tawnyscrawnyleo.bsky.social
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I love it when my canvas talks back to me.
2 part colored commission for @joeykilligan.bsky.social ft @cluclydeart.bsky.social (the hands)
2 part colored commission for @joeykilligan.bsky.social ft @cluclydeart.bsky.social (the hands)
October 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I love it when my canvas talks back to me.
2 part colored commission for @joeykilligan.bsky.social ft @cluclydeart.bsky.social (the hands)
2 part colored commission for @joeykilligan.bsky.social ft @cluclydeart.bsky.social (the hands)
> Stumbles across a guide on how to beat the superboss that roams the early area of the new Digimon game
> Basically involves catching hundreds of Digimon to feed to one that has access to a certain move
Why aren't vore artists flocking to this franchise if this is normal?
> Basically involves catching hundreds of Digimon to feed to one that has access to a certain move
Why aren't vore artists flocking to this franchise if this is normal?
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
> Stumbles across a guide on how to beat the superboss that roams the early area of the new Digimon game
> Basically involves catching hundreds of Digimon to feed to one that has access to a certain move
Why aren't vore artists flocking to this franchise if this is normal?
> Basically involves catching hundreds of Digimon to feed to one that has access to a certain move
Why aren't vore artists flocking to this franchise if this is normal?
I chew it.
They don't want you to know this, but some typos are only visible to you after you've hit send
November 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I chew it.
I swear, I've probably spent more time making palettes for this than actually playing it
#CrushingForce
#CrushingForce
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I swear, I've probably spent more time making palettes for this than actually playing it
#CrushingForce
#CrushingForce
Has... Has anyone done a recap of the backstory of Breath of the Wild and dropped a Surfshark or NordVPN ad read just as Ganon hijacks the Guardians?
October 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Has... Has anyone done a recap of the backstory of Breath of the Wild and dropped a Surfshark or NordVPN ad read just as Ganon hijacks the Guardians?
Really, one of the greatest crimes Fallout 76 commits is having a game be focused on building bases and structures set in fucking Appalachia.
90% uneven, hilly terrain and you can't build in most of the remaining 10%.
90% uneven, hilly terrain and you can't build in most of the remaining 10%.
October 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Really, one of the greatest crimes Fallout 76 commits is having a game be focused on building bases and structures set in fucking Appalachia.
90% uneven, hilly terrain and you can't build in most of the remaining 10%.
90% uneven, hilly terrain and you can't build in most of the remaining 10%.
Groverwhitehaus.
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Groverwhitehaus.