Rich Siegel
@siegel.bsky.social
I use Macs to turn caffeine into bugs. Occasional KitchenAid mixer content tagged #Mixerology. He/him.
“We solemnly swear we are up to no good.” #parrots #africangrey
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
“We solemnly swear we are up to no good.” #parrots #africangrey
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Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
December 23, 2023 at 12:49 AM
Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
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TikTok is obsessed with talking parrots. It’s fueling a global black market. Rolling Stone reports ⤵
TikTok Is Obsessed With Talking Parrots. It's Fueling a Global Black Market
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November 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
TikTok is obsessed with talking parrots. It’s fueling a global black market. Rolling Stone reports ⤵
Also please a reminder: if you are using a stand mixer, supervise it at all times while it is running. An unattended mixer is like a toddler: capable of creating amazing amounts of mayhem if left unsupervised. (It can "walk" off the counter, causing property damage and/or injury.)
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Also please a reminder: if you are using a stand mixer, supervise it at all times while it is running. An unattended mixer is like a toddler: capable of creating amazing amounts of mayhem if left unsupervised. (It can "walk" off the counter, causing property damage and/or injury.)
“Your human notions of ‘up’ and ‘down’ are so quaint.” #parrot #africangrey
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
“Your human notions of ‘up’ and ‘down’ are so quaint.” #parrot #africangrey
“Eggs for sale in the auto parts store” was not on my bingo card for the day.
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“Eggs for sale in the auto parts store” was not on my bingo card for the day.
Welcome to ✨ THE GLORIOUS FUTURE✨
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Welcome to ✨ THE GLORIOUS FUTURE✨
Happy Candymas to all who observe! Here's your annual reminder that a mixer bowl makes a great dispenser, and leftover Peppermint Patties can be mooshed up in ice cream.
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Happy Candymas to all who observe! Here's your annual reminder that a mixer bowl makes a great dispenser, and leftover Peppermint Patties can be mooshed up in ice cream.
Gummy Tears
Can we just delete a letter? Gummi Ears.
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Gummy Tears
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Gutterfinger
Gutterfinger
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
SARS
SARS
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Almond Boy
Almond Boy
October 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Gutterfinger
Gutterfinger
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Hey ⚾️ fans,
If you’re at the game tonight, walk each other to your cars because ICE is in the parking lot.
#WorldSeries
If you’re at the game tonight, walk each other to your cars because ICE is in the parking lot.
#WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Hey ⚾️ fans,
If you’re at the game tonight, walk each other to your cars because ICE is in the parking lot.
#WorldSeries
If you’re at the game tonight, walk each other to your cars because ICE is in the parking lot.
#WorldSeries
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I was getting ready to weave, so I was loomscrolling.
October 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I was getting ready to weave, so I was loomscrolling.
I was on the log ride at the amusment park and did some flumescrolling.
went to a wedding today and the dude was groomscrolling
If you're a witch: broomscrolling
October 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I was on the log ride at the amusment park and did some flumescrolling.
A rare sight: a flock of ebony-headed latches after a feeding.
I use a small pool of JB Weld as bait. Each one takes a bit and then they withdraw to allow the others in the flock to partake.
#mixerology
I use a small pool of JB Weld as bait. Each one takes a bit and then they withdraw to allow the others in the flock to partake.
#mixerology
October 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
A rare sight: a flock of ebony-headed latches after a feeding.
I use a small pool of JB Weld as bait. Each one takes a bit and then they withdraw to allow the others in the flock to partake.
#mixerology
I use a small pool of JB Weld as bait. Each one takes a bit and then they withdraw to allow the others in the flock to partake.
#mixerology
When worlds collide. #parrots #mixerology
October 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
When worlds collide. #parrots #mixerology
HONK IF YOU LOVE CHEESES
October 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
HONK IF YOU LOVE CHEESES
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Some one to hear his prayers, sends him gruyere
October 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Some one to hear his prayers, sends him gruyere
I think I figured out why the motor doesn't work. (IYKYK) #Lucas #PrinceOfDarkness
October 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I think I figured out why the motor doesn't work. (IYKYK) #Lucas #PrinceOfDarkness
UPDATE: I got the bowl cradle to move! 🎉 I applied penetrating oil and gave the assembly a week to think about its life choices, and then this evening I gave it a few light taps with a recoilless hammer, and voilà! The cradle goes up and down now.
October 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
UPDATE: I got the bowl cradle to move! 🎉 I applied penetrating oil and gave the assembly a week to think about its life choices, and then this evening I gave it a few light taps with a recoilless hammer, and voilà! The cradle goes up and down now.
You better hope he's on our side. If he had opposable thumbs he'd be (even more of) a menace. #Parrot #AfricanGrey
October 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
You better hope he's on our side. If he had opposable thumbs he'd be (even more of) a menace. #Parrot #AfricanGrey
Arrest them all for attempted murder. There's clearly probable caws.
It’s crow o’clock time! That time when every crow in Seattle decides to come to our neighborhood for a short period of time. And then, without provocation, lift as one and fly elsewhere.
October 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Arrest them all for attempted murder. There's clearly probable caws.
I find it hard to fault the logic here.
if you vote for a racist policy, that makes you racist
sure, people don't like being called racist. maybe if they stopped being racist they'd stopped getting called it
sure, people don't like being called racist. maybe if they stopped being racist they'd stopped getting called it
September 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I find it hard to fault the logic here.