Why play a game from my backlog when I can buy a new one and a get an extra dopamine rush from it too?

Glad I have a cat because it's weirdly calming to look at something that has absolutely no capacity to understand what is happening

Having a cat is making peace with the fact you now share your home and life with this little lovely adorable cuddleball of life who wants to hang with you and groom your fur and take care of you and slit your throat without a second thought because you wouldnt share the salmon

Cursed cats

When the game you just bought goes on sale right afterwards

Black cats are not bad luck. If you see a black cat & something bad happens after, it's because you have bad vibes, dude. The worst vibes, pal. Rancid vibes, bro.

cats are great because they will savage the living God out of your hand for picking them up wrong and then 10 minutes later after you’ve cleaned and dressed the wound and you’re still in your feelings about it they’ll come up to you like what’s good fam shall we break need together? feelin peckish