The Shitbox Nugeteer
@shitboxnuggeteer.bsky.social
I like shitty old cars.
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oh wow looks like the timeline just got another graduate of the university of wikipedia
June 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
oh wow looks like the timeline just got another graduate of the university of wikipedia
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*brownshirts goosestepping through my town abducting people from their homes, performing summary executions in the street until the cul-de-sac runs red with the blood of the neighborhood children*
me: not to worry, the midterm elections are only 18 months away
me: not to worry, the midterm elections are only 18 months away
April 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
*brownshirts goosestepping through my town abducting people from their homes, performing summary executions in the street until the cul-de-sac runs red with the blood of the neighborhood children*
me: not to worry, the midterm elections are only 18 months away
me: not to worry, the midterm elections are only 18 months away
Friendly reminder that your company saying “we don’t need a third party to come between us and our employees” regarding unions is a massive red flag in regards to working for that company.
March 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Friendly reminder that your company saying “we don’t need a third party to come between us and our employees” regarding unions is a massive red flag in regards to working for that company.
“Damn girl, how many miles you got on that Odumperter?” Send tweet.
March 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
“Damn girl, how many miles you got on that Odumperter?” Send tweet.
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hey everything is super crazy right now so i think it’s a great time to remind everyone that a bluesky post is called a “skeet”
February 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
hey everything is super crazy right now so i think it’s a great time to remind everyone that a bluesky post is called a “skeet”
Always wild seeing “failure to thrive” as a cause of death on a death certificate. My brother in Christ, I fail to thrive everyday, and you don’t see me dying in a nursing home. Weak. Get good, you old bitch.
February 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Always wild seeing “failure to thrive” as a cause of death on a death certificate. My brother in Christ, I fail to thrive everyday, and you don’t see me dying in a nursing home. Weak. Get good, you old bitch.
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hooters has fallen
February 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
hooters has fallen
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Dr. Phil vs MyPillow guy cage match to the death (winner executed as well)
January 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Dr. Phil vs MyPillow guy cage match to the death (winner executed as well)
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When are we getting to the heads on pikes stage of empire collapse
January 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
When are we getting to the heads on pikes stage of empire collapse
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watching VALKYRIE and wondering why Tom Cruise’s character didn’t just tweet sternly worded posts at Hitler instead
January 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
watching VALKYRIE and wondering why Tom Cruise’s character didn’t just tweet sternly worded posts at Hitler instead
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fish fear me
Women fear me
My vibes are generally unpleasant
Women fear me
My vibes are generally unpleasant
January 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
fish fear me
Women fear me
My vibes are generally unpleasant
Women fear me
My vibes are generally unpleasant
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Please stop invoking ancient curses against me. It's mean and it hurts my feelings
January 24, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Please stop invoking ancient curses against me. It's mean and it hurts my feelings
New Tinder bio just dropped
I am vast, I am complex, I contain multitudes, I am so mad about so many things you would need scientific notation to express the quantity and magnitude of my fury
January 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
New Tinder bio just dropped
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Only saying once on bsky b/c I know it is not entirely useful, but it is totally exhausting that in 2016 some of us said “they’re Nazis,” some of us screamed “they’re segregationists,” and a whole lot of very serious people now posting about them being Nazis and segregationists gaslight us for years
January 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Only saying once on bsky b/c I know it is not entirely useful, but it is totally exhausting that in 2016 some of us said “they’re Nazis,” some of us screamed “they’re segregationists,” and a whole lot of very serious people now posting about them being Nazis and segregationists gaslight us for years
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an opposition party wouldn't be out here on day 4 still pretending the hitler salutes didn't happen, fyi
January 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
an opposition party wouldn't be out here on day 4 still pretending the hitler salutes didn't happen, fyi
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Benefit of the doubt, people
January 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Benefit of the doubt, people
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this has literally never worked. please stop thinking that they don't actually want to hurt immigrants and are only doing so for strategic reasons
I think it’s their way of documenting that they attempted to work with Rs to achieve “border security” so that when the Rs say the dems didn’t want to secure the borders, they have proof they were willing to negotiate.
January 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
this has literally never worked. please stop thinking that they don't actually want to hurt immigrants and are only doing so for strategic reasons
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Everyone is suddenly very keen to De-Nazify the US, which is great! I suggest you start with;
- Closing the 900+ military bases that hold the world in a strangle hold.
- Closing the 300+ migrant 'detention' camps.
- Ending prison slave labour for the largest prison inmate population in the world.
- Closing the 900+ military bases that hold the world in a strangle hold.
- Closing the 300+ migrant 'detention' camps.
- Ending prison slave labour for the largest prison inmate population in the world.
January 23, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Everyone is suddenly very keen to De-Nazify the US, which is great! I suggest you start with;
- Closing the 900+ military bases that hold the world in a strangle hold.
- Closing the 300+ migrant 'detention' camps.
- Ending prison slave labour for the largest prison inmate population in the world.
- Closing the 900+ military bases that hold the world in a strangle hold.
- Closing the 300+ migrant 'detention' camps.
- Ending prison slave labour for the largest prison inmate population in the world.
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Every other social media app is owned by evil little freaks so this has to be the Big Tent website that welcomes everyone else. People who don't understand jokes. People who know it's a joke but still think it's Harmful. "To be fair," guys. Put up a statue of liberty here but it's on the computer
January 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Every other social media app is owned by evil little freaks so this has to be the Big Tent website that welcomes everyone else. People who don't understand jokes. People who know it's a joke but still think it's Harmful. "To be fair," guys. Put up a statue of liberty here but it's on the computer
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i have been following politics for 15 years, started when i was 14, because i was a transgender bisexual teen in a world where christians went on every news channel using the bible to explain why we don’t deserve rights or respect. not much has changed so i will continue to hyperfix about politics
I'm sympathetic to people who "Don't want to hear about politics all the time" but unfortunately "politics" for the average person will probably get much less abstract in the near term. It's going to get harder to get through a day without going "Wait it's legal for them to do that?"
January 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i have been following politics for 15 years, started when i was 14, because i was a transgender bisexual teen in a world where christians went on every news channel using the bible to explain why we don’t deserve rights or respect. not much has changed so i will continue to hyperfix about politics
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I'm sympathetic to people who "Don't want to hear about politics all the time" but unfortunately "politics" for the average person will probably get much less abstract in the near term. It's going to get harder to get through a day without going "Wait it's legal for them to do that?"
January 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm sympathetic to people who "Don't want to hear about politics all the time" but unfortunately "politics" for the average person will probably get much less abstract in the near term. It's going to get harder to get through a day without going "Wait it's legal for them to do that?"
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always incredibly funny when conservatives with bad takes assume they deserve to get a million likes or get acknowledged. they want participation trophies
January 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
always incredibly funny when conservatives with bad takes assume they deserve to get a million likes or get acknowledged. they want participation trophies
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people still send me angry DMs over this
January 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
people still send me angry DMs over this
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feeling pretty liberated now that the concept of personal accountability is dead gonna drop some dumps in interesting places
January 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
feeling pretty liberated now that the concept of personal accountability is dead gonna drop some dumps in interesting places
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Reddit has mobilised, all major subreddits are now banning links from twitter. Twitter is dying. A graveyard of incels crying about woke.
January 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Reddit has mobilised, all major subreddits are now banning links from twitter. Twitter is dying. A graveyard of incels crying about woke.