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@shinybagsplus.bsky.social
they/them. printer. AI art is trash
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Pinned
*as i'm being carted off to the camps*
haha well i guess we'll have to agree to disagree!!
haha well i guess we'll have to agree to disagree!!
do people still use thi--wait, this isn't threads
May 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
do people still use thi--wait, this isn't threads
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The Ethicist | A cute hippie girl from my English class is dating a pro-Palestinian green card holder. Would it be wrong to turn him over to ICE to improve my chances?
March 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The Ethicist | A cute hippie girl from my English class is dating a pro-Palestinian green card holder. Would it be wrong to turn him over to ICE to improve my chances?
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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March 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
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catastrophic levels of m’lady
February 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
catastrophic levels of m’lady
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Sure, I know the drugged-out Nazi and his anonymous minions are stealing billions from the US treasury right now but I am too worried about tomato prices to give a shit.
February 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Sure, I know the drugged-out Nazi and his anonymous minions are stealing billions from the US treasury right now but I am too worried about tomato prices to give a shit.
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Whether it's Democrats giving fist bumps or Republicans giving Nazi salutes, both sides have adopted divisive hand gestures.
January 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Whether it's Democrats giving fist bumps or Republicans giving Nazi salutes, both sides have adopted divisive hand gestures.
Carrie MAGAWood never really did anything for me anyway so... nothing of value lost there i guess
January 14, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Carrie MAGAWood never really did anything for me anyway so... nothing of value lost there i guess
i fucken love fluoride
January 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
i fucken love fluoride
what's your 10/10 album
January 12, 2025 at 8:53 AM
what's your 10/10 album
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Elon: you are so funny and good at memes
Also Elon: Yes it's true
Also Elon: Yes it's true
December 31, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Elon: you are so funny and good at memes
Also Elon: Yes it's true
Also Elon: Yes it's true
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me: correct me if I’m wrong-
the internet: sir, we will correct you even if you’re right
the internet: sir, we will correct you even if you’re right
September 6, 2023 at 11:44 PM
me: correct me if I’m wrong-
the internet: sir, we will correct you even if you’re right
the internet: sir, we will correct you even if you’re right
is today the day i start taking things seriously? no. but tomorrow? mmmmmmmperhaps
November 14, 2024 at 11:00 AM
is today the day i start taking things seriously? no. but tomorrow? mmmmmmmperhaps
just saw something really unfunny but not offensive enough to call out. a heavy burden indeed
November 14, 2024 at 10:54 AM
just saw something really unfunny but not offensive enough to call out. a heavy burden indeed
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
*as i'm being carted off to the camps*
haha well i guess we'll have to agree to disagree!!
haha well i guess we'll have to agree to disagree!!
November 14, 2024 at 10:25 AM
*as i'm being carted off to the camps*
haha well i guess we'll have to agree to disagree!!
haha well i guess we'll have to agree to disagree!!
threads is absolutely ban-crazy lately
October 6, 2024 at 2:36 PM
threads is absolutely ban-crazy lately
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haha fuck you eric adams
September 26, 2024 at 1:19 AM
haha fuck you eric adams
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I assume it was a ... spitball
I'll be here all week, tip your servers
I'll be here all week, tip your servers
August 15, 2024 at 5:23 PM
I assume it was a ... spitball
I'll be here all week, tip your servers
I'll be here all week, tip your servers