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they/them. printer. AI art is trash
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Pinned
*as i'm being carted off to the camps*
haha well i guess we'll have to agree to disagree!!
do people still use thi--wait, this isn't threads
May 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Everything is penis
April 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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The Ethicist | A cute hippie girl from my English class is dating a pro-Palestinian green card holder. Would it be wrong to turn him over to ICE to improve my chances?
March 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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youโ€™re fired. wait youโ€™re rehired. email us a list of things youโ€™ve done today wait forget it youโ€™re fired again. come back your job was important. youโ€™re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
describe account Simpsons image
March 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
it's Thursday, Thursday
getting a release on Thursday
Rebecca's back, super back
on a weekday, weekday
February 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
it's vibrant and cheerful! also it would qualify you for a 10% discount if you ordered anything (don't actually order anything)
February 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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catastrophic levels of mโ€™lady
February 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
....or maybe they don't. jury's still out on that one. anyway possums are delightful
February 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
they also eat ticks, and ticks are assholes
February 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
i know a way you can test it
February 6, 2025 at 6:25 AM
confirmed. source: i have seen the penis of god
February 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
you could always take the PiL approach and put it in some kind of..... metal box
February 6, 2025 at 6:21 AM
*cues up "Wot" by Captain Sensible*
February 6, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Sure, I know the drugged-out Nazi and his anonymous minions are stealing billions from the US treasury right now but I am too worried about tomato prices to give a shit.
February 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
well HERE I AM
January 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Whether it's Democrats giving fist bumps or Republicans giving Nazi salutes, both sides have adopted divisive hand gestures.
January 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Carrie MAGAWood never really did anything for me anyway so... nothing of value lost there i guess
January 14, 2025 at 7:51 AM
why did it cut off the video, that's so stupid
January 14, 2025 at 7:48 AM
i fucken love fluoride
January 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM