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Allison Wagner 🇨🇦
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An Air Canada flight right now
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Calico Cow on the brain: this is a textile design adapted from a 1944 @newyorker.com cover design by Ilonka Karasz (b. Hungary, 1896–1981) who later retooled it for Youngstown Kitchens as a design for fabrics, wallcoverings, and decals to warm up a sterile white and and steel postwar space (1/2)
September 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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surely we can come up with something better for 7 billion people than being lorded over by a bunch of plundering elderly murder and torture enthusiasts who whisper to each other about printing spare organs so they can immiserate others in perpetuity
September 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Because you start with scapegoating international students - and you end up here, with people at a government rally in Lloydminster baying for the mass deportation of new Canadians. Let’s stop being mealy-mouthed. This is disgusting. It’s unCanadian. It’s unAlbertan. It’s unacceptable. #AlbertaNext
Alberta Next Panel hears cheers for deportation, separation in Lloydminster | CBC News
Loud cheers for mass deportations and Alberta separation were the peaks of an otherwise tame and quiet town hall for Premier Danielle Smith's Alberta Next Panel in Lloydminster.
www.cbc.ca
August 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Check this out!!!

Massive line up of proud Canadians in Calgary’s Kenzington Neighbourhood, waiting to sign the #ForeverCanadian petition.

#Yeg #AbLeg #Cdnpoli
August 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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#abpoli #cdnpoli #ablegGet ready #yyc check out #ForeverCanadian To expand to new locations, we need more volunteers to gather signatures. It could be as simple as looping in family and friends. Head to forever-canadian.ca for information.
August 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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earnestness is punk rock. libraries are punk rock. cleaning up litter is punk rock. everything is punk rock except making loud fast music that annoys your neighbors
August 6, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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“I’m a remarkable woman, always was, though none of you seemed to think so"

-May Morris, making *points* in correspondence w her former lover George Bernard Shaw
June 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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I protest that it wld be a shame to an honest artist to enjoy what he had huddled up to himself of such art, as it would be for a rich man to sit and eat dainty food amongst starving soldiers in a beleaguered fort.
I do not want art for a few, any more than education for a few, or freedom for a few.
June 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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I told the mushrooms what you did, good luck trying to benefit from the mycorrhizal network this summer you bastard
June 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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this is maybe trite at this point but it is in your interest to find ways to create things. basically everyone wants you to be consuming nonstop. making stuff, from cooking to photography or whatever, can help you feel more in control. doesn’t even have to be something you share with other people
May 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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It's final paper season.
May 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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gen x will be like i know a banger and it's "the killing moon" by echo & the bunnymen. yes
March 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
elbows up
March 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I can. In fact, the Canadian version is so great, I can't think of an American equivalent. 🧵
February 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Tariffs, sure.

But also the Canadarm should extend its middle finger.

And we should officially add a "u" after every "o" in US place names on Canadian maps (New Yourk, Califournia, Washingtoun, Ouhiou, etc.)
More than anything, what I'm looking for at 6pm ET in Canada's response to the Trump Tariffs, is creativity.

I want to see clearly that our government understands this is something more than a standard tit-for-tat trade war, and is willing to act accordingly.
February 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Hooray!
I often get asked if there's a "womenswear version" of me. Here's a thread addressing that, which includes a caveat and some resources. 🧵
November 20, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Midrange adopter
September 30, 2024 at 3:10 PM