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Haley
@sheshaspet.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm Haley! 23, she/they, chronically ill, owner of a lovely pet snake
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michaelklamerus.bsky.social
Consider making 2026 the Year of the Personal Website. Even a little thing on Neocities works. It’s just nice to have a home base on the internet that you don’t have to deal with bsky mods are random popping into every post and if something goes wrong with your host, you just move it elsewhere
Neocities
Create and surf awesome websites for free.
neocities.org
December 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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timdickinson.bsky.social
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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edmorrish.bsky.social
"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by Three Spirits."

Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.

"So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice.

"No. Three more."

"So four spirits" said Scrooge.

The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa
December 24, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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catsharkchaireth.bsky.social
#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI
December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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socialistboat.dad
Bandit Heeler sitting next to Bluey. He looks sympathetic and she looks sad. The caption on the image says "I understand you don't want to get in the robot, Bluey, but if you don't your sister will have to do it again"
December 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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vnclotto.misentropic.com
ASN: AS812 Rogers Communications Canada Inc.
Country: CA
City: Willowdale
State: Ontario
Scanned: 2025-05-06T22:39:46
https://computernewb.com/vncresolver/browse#id/23981179

#vnc #infosec
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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gamingleaker.bsky.social
Valve and Nintendo will collaborate on “absolutely nothing” later today.

There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.”

It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.
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December 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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jonkk.bsky.social
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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smbccomics.bsky.social
Sometimes I do a comic just to confirm that I am not in any way optimizing for social media algorithms.

COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sim-3
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
Part 1/3 of an 11-panel SMBC comic update. Two men are talking, walking by a beach with a red sky. They are talking about whether or not the universe is a simulation, one proposing that if you can build simulations, then more minds are in a simulation than not. The second man argues that there are more simulations within simulations. If the universe contains a million sims, then there are trillions of sims of sims, and quintillion is sims of sims of sims, and so on. Part 2/3 of an 11-panel SMBC comic update. This would make the universe an infinitely-nested sim, which is logically absurd. The man defending the position of the universe being a simulation says that it would not be infinite, because each sim would be lower fidelity with the universe it is nested in, something the second man disagrees with, saying sims within sims would be higher fidelity if they spend more time to run less time in the sim of a sim. Part 3/3 of an 11-panel SMBC comic update. The second man concludes that he is correct, because lower fidelity sims would also be too simple to support a conscious mind. When the first man concedes that the second man's reasoning is superior, the panel shows that the second man is actually having this argument in a virtual reality, saying he loves this game.
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Alex says "I think I'm a rabbit or maybe a deer." Another woman asks "what happened in your childhood such that you excluively associate with prey animals." We flash back in time. A gang of bullies eye a child version of Alex. One of them says "c'mon gang! let's descend on the faggy kid!" One of them breaks a twig with a SNAP. Alex, doe-eyed, manifest gigantic ears. The pop up with the sound effect "PERK."
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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smbccomics.bsky.social
More parsimonious is that you're just a brain in a sous vide.

COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/vat
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
1-panel SMBC comic update - Two men are walking in the woods. The first asks the second how he can know that he's a brain in a vat experiencing an illusory reality. The second man's rebuttal to him being in an actual body experiencing a reality is that it would be unreasonable to suggest that an entire cosmos lined up just to give him the experience of walking though a park that morning. The caption below the comic reads : "Technically, external-world skepticism is the most parsimonious theory."
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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outsidewolves.bsky.social
A cartoon drawing of a podcast audience in an auditorium. A speech bubble leading off screen reads "we have a segment on this podcast called 'safety third." In the foreground, an anthropomorphic fox wearing a shirt that says "you're boeing to die" side-eyes an anthropomorphic airliner weearing a shirt that reads "I'm boeing to kill you."
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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thesqueakywheel.bsky.social
“It’s not even that I don’t want to be disabled in general, I just am glad I’m not you. I’m happy I have my health, but that’s only part of it. Your life just seems really unpleasant, even in ways unrelated to your disability.”
thesqueakywheel.org/family-m...
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: An old, grey haired, mostly bald version of Shen is laying in bed, in a residential room, with a nightstand with a lamp on top and wooden flooring. There's a man with similar hair to him laying his hand upon the old Shen's. Old Shen says "Son ... I can feel myself passing ..." Panel 2: Closeup of the son's hand resting on old Shen's. Old Shen continues, "My ... final request ... is ..." Panel 3: Closeup of old Shen, opening his eyes slightly. "Please make a 3D model of me ... a-and ... COUGH ... make it do gay little anime dances on a screen at the funeral." Panel 4: Old Shen, resting contently in an open casket, and above him is a screen and two speakers, the screen showing him doing a gay little anime dance, and the speakers playing presumably the anime music he's dancing to. Two wake-goers are there looking at it.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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xkcd.com
Fifteen Years

xkcd.com/3172/
Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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smbccomics.bsky.social
Please do not do this, and if you do, send pictures.

COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scar
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
1-panel SMBC comic update where a man is opening his shirt to show his chest to another person. Oh the chest the words "Ash + Holly" are carved inside a heart. The caption below the comic reads : "Scarification idea: Have it look like some trees were in love and cut their initials in you."
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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punkrockscience.bsky.social
Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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smbccomics.bsky.social
The important thing is that net happiness goes up.

COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/blame
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
Part 1/3 of a 9-panel SMBC update where robots / ai take over more and more of humans jobs, but cannot be legally liable in case of issues. So, gradually, more and more humans are hired to place their hands on a server bank and take the blame for what the AI inside it does. After a time, only one job remained, that of "blame-boys." The robots keep the humans on as a kind of spiritual residue and the humans don't revolt. In the final panel, someone remarks that all hope is dead, and that humans aren't even a cog. They have become a shadow of the grease of a cog. Any humans responds "Still I don't miss my job in customer service" while another answers "no one is arguing that". Part 2/3 of a 9-panel SMBC update where robots / ai take over more and more of humans jobs, but cannot be legally liable in case of issues. So, gradually, more and more humans are hired to place their hands on a server bank and take the blame for what the AI inside it does. After a time, only one job remained, that of "blame-boys." The robots keep the humans on as a kind of spiritual residue and the humans don't revolt. In the final panel, someone remarks that all hope is dead, and that humans aren't even a cog. They have become a shadow of the grease of a cog. Any humans responds "Still I don't miss my job in customer service" while another answers "no one is arguing that". Part 3/3 of a 9-panel SMBC update where robots / ai take over more and more of humans jobs, but cannot be legally liable in case of issues. So, gradually, more and more humans are hired to place their hands on a server bank and take the blame for what the AI inside it does. After a time, only one job remained, that of "blame-boys." The robots keep the humans on as a kind of spiritual residue and the humans don't revolt. In the final panel, someone remarks that all hope is dead, and that humans aren't even a cog. They have become a shadow of the grease of a cog. Any humans responds "Still I don't miss my job in customer service" while another answers "no one is arguing that".
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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annlynzee.bsky.social
Every once in a while, I check my son's Steam reviews.
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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booksofm.com
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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xkcd.com
EPIRBs

xkcd.com/3169/
Comic. [Two people transferring cargo between a dock and a ship on a cart. A box has fallen off of it into the water labeled “EPIRB: Water-Activated Distress Beacons, 1600 ct”] [caption] “Hello, Coast Guard? We’d like to apologize once again for the 1,600 simultaneous false alarms this morning...”
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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sifu.tweety.fish
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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ponett.dog
dragons aren't fucking cars enough anymore, unlike back in the good old days. probably the economy
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM