The Squeaky Wheel
@thesqueakywheel.bsky.social
Satire for Disabled People, by Disabled People.
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“We still love him just the same, but it slipped our minds.”
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January 16, 2026 at 3:08 PM
“We still love him just the same, but it slipped our minds.”
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“All of my other conditions are five syllables maximum,” said Payton fretfully. “Maybe I could’ve dealt with seven syllables. Or even eight. But TEN?”
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January 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
“All of my other conditions are five syllables maximum,” said Payton fretfully. “Maybe I could’ve dealt with seven syllables. Or even eight. But TEN?”
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“If there’s no end goal, then clearly the treatments aren’t working and won’t be covered under our policies,” BlueState claimed. “We’re sorry, but we have to think about our bottom line.”
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January 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
“If there’s no end goal, then clearly the treatments aren’t working and won’t be covered under our policies,” BlueState claimed. “We’re sorry, but we have to think about our bottom line.”
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With an eerie sense that she's always being perceived, Autistic Barbie is facing immense pressure to live up to the glamour and effortless charisma that her predecessors are known for, while still needing to accurately represent the vast diversity of lived experiences within the autistic community.
January 13, 2026 at 4:18 PM
With an eerie sense that she's always being perceived, Autistic Barbie is facing immense pressure to live up to the glamour and effortless charisma that her predecessors are known for, while still needing to accurately represent the vast diversity of lived experiences within the autistic community.
“Look, I got the sense after a few seconds that this human had a disability,” said Oreo. “But let’s be real here for a second! That stick is a stick! It’s a stick! Oooh, I really want that stick! But I can’t have that stick! It’s the human’s stick!”
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January 13, 2026 at 12:15 AM
“Look, I got the sense after a few seconds that this human had a disability,” said Oreo. “But let’s be real here for a second! That stick is a stick! It’s a stick! Oooh, I really want that stick! But I can’t have that stick! It’s the human’s stick!”
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The Parapalooza lineup is 🔥. Who’s your favorite? Who’s missing?
January 11, 2026 at 12:52 PM
The Parapalooza lineup is 🔥. Who’s your favorite? Who’s missing?
“This is the most boring a** sh** I’ve ever had to do. It’s an inherently boring job. I don’t think someone without ADHD would find it any easier, would they? I don’t know. Maybe they would!”
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January 10, 2026 at 6:40 PM
“This is the most boring a** sh** I’ve ever had to do. It’s an inherently boring job. I don’t think someone without ADHD would find it any easier, would they? I don’t know. Maybe they would!”
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'Lucky' sees a future full of... treats and belly rubs?
January 9, 2026 at 3:28 PM
'Lucky' sees a future full of... treats and belly rubs?
Things got... heated.
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January 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Things got... heated.
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Priority will be given to the elderly and people with pre-existing conditions.
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January 7, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Priority will be given to the elderly and people with pre-existing conditions.
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"A dog without a vest is just a dog, and a person without a vest is just… well, a person. And you wouldn’t want me confusing you with one of those." thesqueakywheel.org/opinion-...
January 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
"A dog without a vest is just a dog, and a person without a vest is just… well, a person. And you wouldn’t want me confusing you with one of those." thesqueakywheel.org/opinion-...
Apparently the island was accessible.
January 2, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Apparently the island was accessible.
"Where else was I supposed to park?!? There weren’t any other spots open for dear old Santa and his eight antlered friends."
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December 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"Where else was I supposed to park?!? There weren’t any other spots open for dear old Santa and his eight antlered friends."
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“If I cannot say these words,” Kiper told the Squeaky Wheel, “how will I ever say whatever she just told me my diagnosis is called?”
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December 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
“If I cannot say these words,” Kiper told the Squeaky Wheel, “how will I ever say whatever she just told me my diagnosis is called?”
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The new, redacted ADA just dropped...
December 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The new, redacted ADA just dropped...
“The hill is honestly impressive, just perfect for yelling ‘Wheeeeeeee!’
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December 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
“The hill is honestly impressive, just perfect for yelling ‘Wheeeeeeee!’
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It’s gift-giving season, and The Squeaky Wheel knows just what your disabled friends and family members need.
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December 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It’s gift-giving season, and The Squeaky Wheel knows just what your disabled friends and family members need.
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This unfair practice must be stopped.
December 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This unfair practice must be stopped.
“As a temporary fix though, beneficiaries can call us, and we will fill out the new form for them. We will then mail them the filled-out form so they can submit it to us via mail.”
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December 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
“As a temporary fix though, beneficiaries can call us, and we will fill out the new form for them. We will then mail them the filled-out form so they can submit it to us via mail.”
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Sometimes the solution really does come from where you least expect it.
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December 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Sometimes the solution really does come from where you least expect it.
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"After years of mobility struggle, Morrison is increasingly convinced that she has postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome, commonly referred to as POTS."
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December 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"After years of mobility struggle, Morrison is increasingly convinced that she has postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome, commonly referred to as POTS."
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If you bulk up just a bit, you probably wouldn’t be so sad.
December 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If you bulk up just a bit, you probably wouldn’t be so sad.
"When my disability proved profitable, suddenly I’m being positioned as a hero. But behind the scenes, there was no health insurance, no Christmas bonuses, just endless photo shoots and forced appearances at ‘Diversity & Inclusion’ summits.”
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December 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"When my disability proved profitable, suddenly I’m being positioned as a hero. But behind the scenes, there was no health insurance, no Christmas bonuses, just endless photo shoots and forced appearances at ‘Diversity & Inclusion’ summits.”
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The study found disabled people have to deal with 362% more asswipes than nondisabled people. thesqueakywheel.org/spasms-g...
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The study found disabled people have to deal with 362% more asswipes than nondisabled people. thesqueakywheel.org/spasms-g...
“Now, I’ve just kind of made it part of my brand. I get asked more questions when I don’t have it with me. It really completes the ensemble.”
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December 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
“Now, I’ve just kind of made it part of my brand. I get asked more questions when I don’t have it with me. It really completes the ensemble.”
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