The Squeaky Wheel
@thesqueakywheel.bsky.social
Satire for Disabled People, by Disabled People.
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This week, a local autistic couple welcomed a lovely, bouncing baby Tylenol into the world, weighing in at 500 milligrams.
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November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This week, a local autistic couple welcomed a lovely, bouncing baby Tylenol into the world, weighing in at 500 milligrams.
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"I can’t believe I’m going to spend all weekend in bed recovering from THIS.”
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November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"I can’t believe I’m going to spend all weekend in bed recovering from THIS.”
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"Let me tell you, as someone who received extensive, unhelpful treatment for psychosis: That is wrong. It happened to me. It actually was demonic possession."
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November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"Let me tell you, as someone who received extensive, unhelpful treatment for psychosis: That is wrong. It happened to me. It actually was demonic possession."
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“After my foot surgery, I was told to stay in bed for a month and keep my weight off of it. During that month, I discovered that I am fantastic in bed and should just stay here!”
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November 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
“After my foot surgery, I was told to stay in bed for a month and keep my weight off of it. During that month, I discovered that I am fantastic in bed and should just stay here!”
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After recently linking autism to circumcision, a dispirited body politic is beginning to think RFK hasn’t actually found the cause of autism.
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November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
After recently linking autism to circumcision, a dispirited body politic is beginning to think RFK hasn’t actually found the cause of autism.
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Elizabeth had never seen the top of her refrigerator. For 35 years, she never cared about it.
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November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Elizabeth had never seen the top of her refrigerator. For 35 years, she never cared about it.
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“It’s a real mind trip. I mean, I know we’re not supposed to define ourselves by our disabilities. But they are still part of our daily lives, and it would be nice to know which one I identify with.”
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November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“It’s a real mind trip. I mean, I know we’re not supposed to define ourselves by our disabilities. But they are still part of our daily lives, and it would be nice to know which one I identify with.”
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“Big Standing is deeply corrupt, and has been funding biased studies for YEARS!”
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November 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
“Big Standing is deeply corrupt, and has been funding biased studies for YEARS!”
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Who needs ChatGPT when you have Homer
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Who needs ChatGPT when you have Homer
Affordability IS accessibility
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Affordability IS accessibility
As thousands of flights have been cancelled across the nation, the wheelchair repair industry is struggling more than ever.
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
As thousands of flights have been cancelled across the nation, the wheelchair repair industry is struggling more than ever.
"My juicy cabussy is so distracting that I can get away with any embarrassing symptoms"
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November 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"My juicy cabussy is so distracting that I can get away with any embarrassing symptoms"
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“I had heard people talking about COBRA before and how much they hated it. I assumed it was a snake.”
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November 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
“I had heard people talking about COBRA before and how much they hated it. I assumed it was a snake.”
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Disability status has been tied to employment for centuries. A lot has changed since then (although less than we would have hoped), and so we decided which disabilities justify being unemployed and which are just fake excuses for your whiny little butt.
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November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Disability status has been tied to employment for centuries. A lot has changed since then (although less than we would have hoped), and so we decided which disabilities justify being unemployed and which are just fake excuses for your whiny little butt.
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Much to her annoyance, local autistic woman, Lea Jameison, has discovered through context clues that a question posed to her was – in fact – not really a question.
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November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Much to her annoyance, local autistic woman, Lea Jameison, has discovered through context clues that a question posed to her was – in fact – not really a question.
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I love my friends. But let’s be honest...
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November 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I love my friends. But let’s be honest...
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Who would've thought
November 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Who would've thought
Why should AuDHDers get all of the fun?
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November 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Why should AuDHDers get all of the fun?
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All trick-or-treaters should be tricked equally 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
All trick-or-treaters should be tricked equally 🎃
“Without Nestlé’s generous commitment to diversity equity and inclusion“ said an anonymous disabled child on a cacao farm in the Ivory Coast, reading off a cue card. “I wouldn’t have anywhere to work. I don’t know what I’d do without them.”
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October 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“Without Nestlé’s generous commitment to diversity equity and inclusion“ said an anonymous disabled child on a cacao farm in the Ivory Coast, reading off a cue card. “I wouldn’t have anywhere to work. I don’t know what I’d do without them.”
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“This is way scarier than any clown or zombie,” reported one guest with a rare chronic illness.
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October 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
“This is way scarier than any clown or zombie,” reported one guest with a rare chronic illness.
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"And if you don’t have health insurance, come to us anyway. We have a plan for you.”
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October 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
"And if you don’t have health insurance, come to us anyway. We have a plan for you.”
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“These are the most bummer wishes I’ve ever heard, and I was here during the Great Depression”
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October 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
“These are the most bummer wishes I’ve ever heard, and I was here during the Great Depression”
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Frankenstein's monster, he's like me fr
October 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Frankenstein's monster, he's like me fr
"Renovating for accessibility destroys a landmark's historical significance"
October 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"Renovating for accessibility destroys a landmark's historical significance"