Chrissi 🍉🍂
@shesaidsarcasticly.bsky.social
A respectable lunatic
She/her
SheSaidSarcastically on Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/SheSaidSarcastically/works
Sci-fi🌌 fantasy👿 D&D nerd🐉
#Reylo 🦋 + other ADCU ships
Owned by 2 cats and a dog
Really have to scroll in the birth year drop-down
She/her
SheSaidSarcastically on Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/SheSaidSarcastically/works
Sci-fi🌌 fantasy👿 D&D nerd🐉
#Reylo 🦋 + other ADCU ships
Owned by 2 cats and a dog
Really have to scroll in the birth year drop-down
Pinned
nowhere left to run
Clydephee
E - 1/1
Mind the tags
It’s unfortunate for the teenagers that their car broke down in his territory.
Good for him though. It’s been a while since he’s had the chance to hunt humans. He’s been getting restless.
#Reyloween
archiveofourown.org/works/73479246
Clydephee
E - 1/1
Mind the tags
It’s unfortunate for the teenagers that their car broke down in his territory.
Good for him though. It’s been a while since he’s had the chance to hunt humans. He’s been getting restless.
#Reyloween
archiveofourown.org/works/73479246
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Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.
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He's just a little guy!!
#art #cowart #newpost #newart #sticker #traditionalart #artist #artshop #kidlitart #kidlit #illustration #cuteart #cute
#art #cowart #newpost #newart #sticker #traditionalart #artist #artshop #kidlitart #kidlit #illustration #cuteart #cute
July 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
He's just a little guy!!
#art #cowart #newpost #newart #sticker #traditionalart #artist #artshop #kidlitart #kidlit #illustration #cuteart #cute
#art #cowart #newpost #newart #sticker #traditionalart #artist #artshop #kidlitart #kidlit #illustration #cuteart #cute
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November 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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#Reylo
‘Eagles’ they called them, American volunteers who’d braved the wide vast deadly Atlantic, souls who flew and fought and died alongside men Rey had known as boys.
She knows better but as the tall Yank with a soft smile and wings on his chest offers to buy her a pint, she wavers.
Says ‘yes’.
‘Eagles’ they called them, American volunteers who’d braved the wide vast deadly Atlantic, souls who flew and fought and died alongside men Rey had known as boys.
She knows better but as the tall Yank with a soft smile and wings on his chest offers to buy her a pint, she wavers.
Says ‘yes’.
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
#Reylo
‘Eagles’ they called them, American volunteers who’d braved the wide vast deadly Atlantic, souls who flew and fought and died alongside men Rey had known as boys.
She knows better but as the tall Yank with a soft smile and wings on his chest offers to buy her a pint, she wavers.
Says ‘yes’.
‘Eagles’ they called them, American volunteers who’d braved the wide vast deadly Atlantic, souls who flew and fought and died alongside men Rey had known as boys.
She knows better but as the tall Yank with a soft smile and wings on his chest offers to buy her a pint, she wavers.
Says ‘yes’.
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This reminds me of one my first fics:
all young lovers know why”
🪐 canon-divergent, mid-TROS
🖋️e, complete, one-shot, 9k
❤️🩹 rewriting TROS, this is canon to me
archiveofourown.org/works/52930267
all young lovers know why”
🪐 canon-divergent, mid-TROS
🖋️e, complete, one-shot, 9k
❤️🩹 rewriting TROS, this is canon to me
archiveofourown.org/works/52930267
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This reminds me of one my first fics:
all young lovers know why”
🪐 canon-divergent, mid-TROS
🖋️e, complete, one-shot, 9k
❤️🩹 rewriting TROS, this is canon to me
archiveofourown.org/works/52930267
all young lovers know why”
🪐 canon-divergent, mid-TROS
🖋️e, complete, one-shot, 9k
❤️🩹 rewriting TROS, this is canon to me
archiveofourown.org/works/52930267
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November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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This part is nearly 2 years old but I thought I should post it for the fun of it. #REYLO KITTIES!!! This isn't based on any actual scenes from the movies, I just wanted to edit snow LOL
October 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This part is nearly 2 years old but I thought I should post it for the fun of it. #REYLO KITTIES!!! This isn't based on any actual scenes from the movies, I just wanted to edit snow LOL
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modern rey my beloved 🐈
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
modern rey my beloved 🐈
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UPDATE #reylofic
punch down
e, 6/11, 4.1k
🍰 hot loser/baker ben
🎥 competent producer rey
🎪 tent full of characters and hijinks
🥐 baking triumphs and pitfalls
❤️🔥 slow burn
punch down
e, 6/11, 4.1k
🍰 hot loser/baker ben
🎥 competent producer rey
🎪 tent full of characters and hijinks
🥐 baking triumphs and pitfalls
❤️🔥 slow burn
![[picture of a piece of red and white check gingham fabric that’s a little rumpled up, so there’s light and shadows. at the top, in a crisp, sans series, all caps font, the text reads: punch down, with the word “punch” bowing upwards and the word “down” bowing downwards. the effect is that the two of them are nestled together. under that, there is the actual swirly flourish from the gbbo logo, and then, at the bottom, in the paterson font: a great chandrilan bake off au by ninepiecesofcrait.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kpfs5bzft36aodtxo5joq73q/bafkreiecqryw6ewmosms3j2xpvgqdnpgkjkjijvvxfgaiigykl3hdchwfu@jpeg)
![[screenshot of an ao3 fic summary that reads as follows: punch down by ninepiecesofcrait.
Ben doesn’t even know why he’s doing this show.
But he knows he’s going to prove that he’s the best amateur baker in all of Chandrila.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kpfs5bzft36aodtxo5joq73q/bafkreihdtgofeispprsbtchwpg64cf4ebpaftpl5q7yarpqxe6bsl4irou@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
UPDATE #reylofic
punch down
e, 6/11, 4.1k
🍰 hot loser/baker ben
🎥 competent producer rey
🎪 tent full of characters and hijinks
🥐 baking triumphs and pitfalls
❤️🔥 slow burn
punch down
e, 6/11, 4.1k
🍰 hot loser/baker ben
🎥 competent producer rey
🎪 tent full of characters and hijinks
🥐 baking triumphs and pitfalls
❤️🔥 slow burn
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#Reylo
It’s a tight squeeze; Rey can feel the rough tunnel walls all but scraping off her skin as she goes.
Worst, though, is behind her.
“You don’t want to lose those hands, Solo, you don’t even think of pushing.”
She knows they’re all but hovering inches from her ass.
“Whatever you say Niima.”
It’s a tight squeeze; Rey can feel the rough tunnel walls all but scraping off her skin as she goes.
Worst, though, is behind her.
“You don’t want to lose those hands, Solo, you don’t even think of pushing.”
She knows they’re all but hovering inches from her ass.
“Whatever you say Niima.”
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
#Reylo
It’s a tight squeeze; Rey can feel the rough tunnel walls all but scraping off her skin as she goes.
Worst, though, is behind her.
“You don’t want to lose those hands, Solo, you don’t even think of pushing.”
She knows they’re all but hovering inches from her ass.
“Whatever you say Niima.”
It’s a tight squeeze; Rey can feel the rough tunnel walls all but scraping off her skin as she goes.
Worst, though, is behind her.
“You don’t want to lose those hands, Solo, you don’t even think of pushing.”
She knows they’re all but hovering inches from her ass.
“Whatever you say Niima.”
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Lonely, Rey finds comfort in having an imaginary friend in the shape of her ceramic frog. She can't imagine what it'll cost her - or maybe she revels in the consequences.
At least they are together.
-
'Crown'
G, Spectral Horror, discussion of depression
500 words
archiveofourown.org/works/295434...
At least they are together.
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'Crown'
G, Spectral Horror, discussion of depression
500 words
archiveofourown.org/works/295434...
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Lonely, Rey finds comfort in having an imaginary friend in the shape of her ceramic frog. She can't imagine what it'll cost her - or maybe she revels in the consequences.
At least they are together.
-
'Crown'
G, Spectral Horror, discussion of depression
500 words
archiveofourown.org/works/295434...
At least they are together.
-
'Crown'
G, Spectral Horror, discussion of depression
500 words
archiveofourown.org/works/295434...
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Annoyance
a fic for the @reyloffanth.bsky.social Flash Fiction Challenge
"Ghosts"
1.4k words, rated teen
"Once again it seemed like Luke’s only goal was to give him a throbbing headache. Typical Jedi nonsense."
archiveofourown.org/works/74910096
a fic for the @reyloffanth.bsky.social Flash Fiction Challenge
"Ghosts"
1.4k words, rated teen
"Once again it seemed like Luke’s only goal was to give him a throbbing headache. Typical Jedi nonsense."
archiveofourown.org/works/74910096
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Annoyance
a fic for the @reyloffanth.bsky.social Flash Fiction Challenge
"Ghosts"
1.4k words, rated teen
"Once again it seemed like Luke’s only goal was to give him a throbbing headache. Typical Jedi nonsense."
archiveofourown.org/works/74910096
a fic for the @reyloffanth.bsky.social Flash Fiction Challenge
"Ghosts"
1.4k words, rated teen
"Once again it seemed like Luke’s only goal was to give him a throbbing headache. Typical Jedi nonsense."
archiveofourown.org/works/74910096
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2 months ago Coastal First Nations asked Minister Hodgsons for a meeting. The liberals got back to them Wednesday and said they could talk on Friday- after Carney announced the pipeline.
Hodgson's is a Goldman Sachs buddy.
This isn't going to end well.
www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
Hodgson's is a Goldman Sachs buddy.
This isn't going to end well.
www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
Stephen Maher: Mark Carney’s in a bigger mess than he thinks with this pipeline
Before the ink on the agreement has had time to dry, there are questions around the ability of Carney and his colleagues to get it built
www.thestar.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
2 months ago Coastal First Nations asked Minister Hodgsons for a meeting. The liberals got back to them Wednesday and said they could talk on Friday- after Carney announced the pipeline.
Hodgson's is a Goldman Sachs buddy.
This isn't going to end well.
www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
Hodgson's is a Goldman Sachs buddy.
This isn't going to end well.
www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
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oh shit just checked my inprnt and i made a bunch of sales overnight thank you guys!!!
i think there’s a sale going on for the next few hours also just fyi
www.inprnt.com/gallery/apla...
i think there’s a sale going on for the next few hours also just fyi
www.inprnt.com/gallery/apla...
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
oh shit just checked my inprnt and i made a bunch of sales overnight thank you guys!!!
i think there’s a sale going on for the next few hours also just fyi
www.inprnt.com/gallery/apla...
i think there’s a sale going on for the next few hours also just fyi
www.inprnt.com/gallery/apla...
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#Reylo
The Makers enjoy playing with her, it’s the only explanation.
She’ll be on a crowded planet—it was Coruscant this time—and the sea of people will part, the hazes clear and there he is, a dead man.
Ben.
Then she’ll blink and just like that, he’ll be gone.
It’s the Makers; fucking with her.
The Makers enjoy playing with her, it’s the only explanation.
She’ll be on a crowded planet—it was Coruscant this time—and the sea of people will part, the hazes clear and there he is, a dead man.
Ben.
Then she’ll blink and just like that, he’ll be gone.
It’s the Makers; fucking with her.
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
#Reylo
The Makers enjoy playing with her, it’s the only explanation.
She’ll be on a crowded planet—it was Coruscant this time—and the sea of people will part, the hazes clear and there he is, a dead man.
Ben.
Then she’ll blink and just like that, he’ll be gone.
It’s the Makers; fucking with her.
The Makers enjoy playing with her, it’s the only explanation.
She’ll be on a crowded planet—it was Coruscant this time—and the sea of people will part, the hazes clear and there he is, a dead man.
Ben.
Then she’ll blink and just like that, he’ll be gone.
It’s the Makers; fucking with her.
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People who care about climate change are “dreaming nostalgically about the past.” - Minister Hodgson
Gotcha. That explains a lot.
Gotcha. That explains a lot.
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
People who care about climate change are “dreaming nostalgically about the past.” - Minister Hodgson
Gotcha. That explains a lot.
Gotcha. That explains a lot.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The White Stripes
Neko Case
Death From Above 1979
Pup
Mother Mother
The White Stripes
Neko Case
Death From Above 1979
Pup
Mother Mother
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Garbage
Kasabian
Kodaline
Kings of Leon
Hozier
Royal Blood
Garbage
Kasabian
Kodaline
Kings of Leon
Hozier
Royal Blood
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
(Only five?!?! I’m dying over here)
Madonna (x10)
Tori Amos (x6- including once at the Sydney Opera House)
Prince
Florence + The Machine (x3)
Christine & The Queens
(Only five?!?! I’m dying over here)
Madonna (x10)
Tori Amos (x6- including once at the Sydney Opera House)
Prince
Florence + The Machine (x3)
Christine & The Queens
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The White Stripes
Neko Case
Death From Above 1979
Pup
Mother Mother
The White Stripes
Neko Case
Death From Above 1979
Pup
Mother Mother
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What happens when you fail to consult one of the key stakeholders.
BC First Nations say the tanker ban is non-negotiable. End of story.
nationalnewswatch.com/2025/11/27/f...
BC First Nations say the tanker ban is non-negotiable. End of story.
nationalnewswatch.com/2025/11/27/f...
First Nations leader says pipeline MOU changes nothing, tanker ban is…
National Newswatch: Canada's most comprehensive site for political news and views.
nationalnewswatch.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
What happens when you fail to consult one of the key stakeholders.
BC First Nations say the tanker ban is non-negotiable. End of story.
nationalnewswatch.com/2025/11/27/f...
BC First Nations say the tanker ban is non-negotiable. End of story.
nationalnewswatch.com/2025/11/27/f...
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
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did the world stop spinning ch 3 update
It was supposed to be a simple, quiet Thanksgiving with his siblings and their kids while the game played in the background
So why was Clyde tucked away upstairs with Sadie's best friend? Fuck. He shouldn't be doing this
archiveofourown.org/works/517334...
It was supposed to be a simple, quiet Thanksgiving with his siblings and their kids while the game played in the background
So why was Clyde tucked away upstairs with Sadie's best friend? Fuck. He shouldn't be doing this
archiveofourown.org/works/517334...
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
did the world stop spinning ch 3 update
It was supposed to be a simple, quiet Thanksgiving with his siblings and their kids while the game played in the background
So why was Clyde tucked away upstairs with Sadie's best friend? Fuck. He shouldn't be doing this
archiveofourown.org/works/517334...
It was supposed to be a simple, quiet Thanksgiving with his siblings and their kids while the game played in the background
So why was Clyde tucked away upstairs with Sadie's best friend? Fuck. He shouldn't be doing this
archiveofourown.org/works/517334...
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NEW: "non serviam"
a mob boss Rey flash fic to survive the day before thanksgiving
- undercover cop Ben x mafia Rey
- Rey tops another woman to teach Ben a lesson
archiveofourown.org/works/74831266
a mob boss Rey flash fic to survive the day before thanksgiving
- undercover cop Ben x mafia Rey
- Rey tops another woman to teach Ben a lesson
archiveofourown.org/works/74831266
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
NEW: "non serviam"
a mob boss Rey flash fic to survive the day before thanksgiving
- undercover cop Ben x mafia Rey
- Rey tops another woman to teach Ben a lesson
archiveofourown.org/works/74831266
a mob boss Rey flash fic to survive the day before thanksgiving
- undercover cop Ben x mafia Rey
- Rey tops another woman to teach Ben a lesson
archiveofourown.org/works/74831266