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Chrissi 🍉🍂
@shesaidsarcasticly.bsky.social
A respectable lunatic
She/her
SheSaidSarcastically on Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/SheSaidSarcastically/works
Sci-fi🌌 fantasy👿 D&D nerd🐉
#Reylo 🦋 + other ADCU ships
Owned by 2 cats and a dog
Really have to scroll in the birth year drop-down
Pinned
nowhere left to run

Clydephee
E - 1/1
Mind the tags

It’s unfortunate for the teenagers that their car broke down in his territory.

Good for him though. It’s been a while since he’s had the chance to hunt humans. He’s been getting restless.

#Reyloween

archiveofourown.org/works/73479246
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Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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July 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Prehistoric Pals 🦖🦕
#art #dinosaurs
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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To celebrate hitting 100 #AltFran fics, here’s a piece I commissioned for them!
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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#Reylo
‘Eagles’ they called them, American volunteers who’d braved the wide vast deadly Atlantic, souls who flew and fought and died alongside men Rey had known as boys.

She knows better but as the tall Yank with a soft smile and wings on his chest offers to buy her a pint, she wavers.

Says ‘yes’.
⭐ prompt 352 — FLIGHT
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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This reminds me of one my first fics:

all young lovers know why”

🪐 canon-divergent, mid-TROS
🖋️e, complete, one-shot, 9k
❤️‍🩹 rewriting TROS, this is canon to me

archiveofourown.org/works/52930267
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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It's also up on Threadless if that tickles ya fancy

aplante.threadless.com/designs/no-a...
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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This part is nearly 2 years old but I thought I should post it for the fun of it. #REYLO KITTIES!!! This isn't based on any actual scenes from the movies, I just wanted to edit snow LOL
October 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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modern rey my beloved 🐈
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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UPDATE #reylofic

punch down

e, 6/11, 4.1k

🍰 hot loser/baker ben
🎥 competent producer rey
🎪 tent full of characters and hijinks
🥐 baking triumphs and pitfalls
❤️‍🔥 slow burn
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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#Reylo
It’s a tight squeeze; Rey can feel the rough tunnel walls all but scraping off her skin as she goes.

Worst, though, is behind her.

“You don’t want to lose those hands, Solo, you don’t even think of pushing.”

She knows they’re all but hovering inches from her ass.

“Whatever you say Niima.”
⭐ prompt 360 — SQUEEZE
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Lonely, Rey finds comfort in having an imaginary friend in the shape of her ceramic frog. She can't imagine what it'll cost her - or maybe she revels in the consequences.

At least they are together.
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'Crown'
G, Spectral Horror, discussion of depression
500 words
archiveofourown.org/works/295434...
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Annoyance
a fic for the @reyloffanth.bsky.social Flash Fiction Challenge

"Ghosts"

1.4k words, rated teen

"Once again it seemed like Luke’s only goal was to give him a throbbing headache. Typical Jedi nonsense."

archiveofourown.org/works/74910096
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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2 months ago Coastal First Nations asked Minister Hodgsons for a meeting. The liberals got back to them Wednesday and said they could talk on Friday- after Carney announced the pipeline.
Hodgson's is a Goldman Sachs buddy.
This isn't going to end well.
www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
Stephen Maher: Mark Carney’s in a bigger mess than he thinks with this pipeline
Before the ink on the agreement has had time to dry, there are questions around the ability of Carney and his colleagues to get it built
www.thestar.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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oh shit just checked my inprnt and i made a bunch of sales overnight thank you guys!!!

i think there’s a sale going on for the next few hours also just fyi

www.inprnt.com/gallery/apla...
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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#Reylo
The Makers enjoy playing with her, it’s the only explanation.

She’ll be on a crowded planet—it was Coruscant this time—and the sea of people will part, the hazes clear and there he is, a dead man.

Ben.

Then she’ll blink and just like that, he’ll be gone.

It’s the Makers; fucking with her.
⭐ prompt 359 — ISLAND
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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People who care about climate change are “dreaming nostalgically about the past.” - Minister Hodgson

Gotcha. That explains a lot.
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

The White Stripes
Neko Case
Death From Above 1979
Pup
Mother Mother
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Garbage
Kasabian
Kodaline
Kings of Leon
Hozier
Royal Blood
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

(Only five?!?! I’m dying over here)

Madonna (x10)
Tori Amos (x6- including once at the Sydney Opera House)
Prince
Florence + The Machine (x3)
Christine & The Queens
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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ain’t weary yet
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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What happens when you fail to consult one of the key stakeholders.
BC First Nations say the tanker ban is non-negotiable. End of story.
nationalnewswatch.com/2025/11/27/f...
First Nations leader says pipeline MOU changes nothing, tanker ban is…
National Newswatch: Canada's most comprehensive site for political news and views.
nationalnewswatch.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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did the world stop spinning ch 3 update

It was supposed to be a simple, quiet Thanksgiving with his siblings and their kids while the game played in the background

So why was Clyde tucked away upstairs with Sadie's best friend? Fuck. He shouldn't be doing this

archiveofourown.org/works/517334...
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Happy possum
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Eyvind Earle
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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NEW: "non serviam"

a mob boss Rey flash fic to survive the day before thanksgiving

- undercover cop Ben x mafia Rey
- Rey tops another woman to teach Ben a lesson

archiveofourown.org/works/74831266
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM