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Chrissi 🍉🍂
@shesaidsarcasticly.bsky.social
A respectable lunatic
She/her
SheSaidSarcastically on Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/SheSaidSarcastically/works
Sci-fi🌌 fantasy👿 D&D nerd🐉
#Reylo 🦋 + other ADCU ships
Owned by 2 cats and a dog
Really have to scroll in the birth year drop-down
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November 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM
He freaks out because they Tyrian purple: "it's made out of the mucus gland secretions of sea snails, Rey. You can't get this anywhere!"

Rey: "That's wonderful, darling. I'm so happy for you. Does this place have a cafeteria like Ikea?"
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM