nine
@ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social
30s 🗡 🏳️🌈 queer as hell 🏳️🌈 🗡 minors dni 🗡 #reylo fic writer and purveyor of nonsense. actually really brave when you think about it!!!
pro-choice, pro-queer, pro-trans, pro-palestine. don't make me use the gif.
pro-choice, pro-queer, pro-trans, pro-palestine. don't make me use the gif.
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@ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social
· Jan 14
every time a bell rings (someone reads unforced error) an angel (nine) gets their wings (a dash of dopamine, as a treat)
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Oh no my niche interests are colliding--
January 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Oh no my niche interests are colliding--
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Walk him home 💛
📚Characters from Tough Guy by @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social
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#heatedrivalry #toughguy #rachelreid #hockeyromance
📚Characters from Tough Guy by @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social
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#heatedrivalry #toughguy #rachelreid #hockeyromance
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Walk him home 💛
📚Characters from Tough Guy by @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social
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#heatedrivalry #toughguy #rachelreid #hockeyromance
📚Characters from Tough Guy by @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social
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#heatedrivalry #toughguy #rachelreid #hockeyromance
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boy aquarium 🐠🎣 #heatedrivalry #hollanov
January 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
boy aquarium 🐠🎣 #heatedrivalry #hollanov
UPDATE #dramionefic
the serpent under it
e, 6/24, 3k
🥀 death eater draco malfoy
🥀 unhinged hermione granger
🥀 enemies to (eventual) lovers
🥀 and i mean it in that “no one can kill you but me” way
🥀 not hallows and not horcruxes but a secret third thing
the serpent under it
e, 6/24, 3k
🥀 death eater draco malfoy
🥀 unhinged hermione granger
🥀 enemies to (eventual) lovers
🥀 and i mean it in that “no one can kill you but me” way
🥀 not hallows and not horcruxes but a secret third thing
![[the serpent under it cover art, which features the still art “pomegranate photography” by vlad loktev. in this piece, there is a pomegranate roughly split into thirds, crimson seeds spilling onto the newspaper beneath. the background is otherwise black. the description of this art piece says it is digital photorealism from 2017, but to me it’s sort of giving old school vanitas painting in terms of color and texture. over the background, there is a faint, dark green snakeskin pattern, with only the pomegranate visible above the texture. at the top, in scratchy all-caps handwriting, the text reads “the serpent under it.” and, beneath that, in a crisp sans serif font, “a voldemort wins au.” in the bottom right, in much smaller font, the text reads “by ninepiecesofcrait.”]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kpfs5bzft36aodtxo5joq73q/bafkreiajyw54fqjdl52pltvndaldttpbe5rukejfqvd2mixnzoqhgbzlyq@jpeg)
![[screenshot of an ao3 fic summary that reads as follows: “the serpent under it by ninepiecesofcrait”
Resigned to his eventual death at the hands of the very monster he serves, Draco Malfoy stumbles onto another way out—out of the war, out of the Death Eaters, maybe even out of his inevitable demise…
Hermione Granger: The Girl Who Went Mad.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kpfs5bzft36aodtxo5joq73q/bafkreiblmqoci2dp5da5gntcssjeayheneitx3hjslbn5hw3dtbuylz4lq@jpeg)
January 5, 2026 at 5:59 PM
UPDATE #dramionefic
the serpent under it
e, 6/24, 3k
🥀 death eater draco malfoy
🥀 unhinged hermione granger
🥀 enemies to (eventual) lovers
🥀 and i mean it in that “no one can kill you but me” way
🥀 not hallows and not horcruxes but a secret third thing
the serpent under it
e, 6/24, 3k
🥀 death eater draco malfoy
🥀 unhinged hermione granger
🥀 enemies to (eventual) lovers
🥀 and i mean it in that “no one can kill you but me” way
🥀 not hallows and not horcruxes but a secret third thing
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January 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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#Reylo
Rey’s kitten likes to ride her robot vacuum, not necessarily a problem as BB-8—a scuff of white and orange fur—weighs next to nothing.
It gives him the height to launch himself—claws first—onto Ben’s shins, though.
So now the robot vacuum stays locked up when Rey’s new boyfriend stays over.
Rey’s kitten likes to ride her robot vacuum, not necessarily a problem as BB-8—a scuff of white and orange fur—weighs next to nothing.
It gives him the height to launch himself—claws first—onto Ben’s shins, though.
So now the robot vacuum stays locked up when Rey’s new boyfriend stays over.
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
#Reylo
Rey’s kitten likes to ride her robot vacuum, not necessarily a problem as BB-8—a scuff of white and orange fur—weighs next to nothing.
It gives him the height to launch himself—claws first—onto Ben’s shins, though.
So now the robot vacuum stays locked up when Rey’s new boyfriend stays over.
Rey’s kitten likes to ride her robot vacuum, not necessarily a problem as BB-8—a scuff of white and orange fur—weighs next to nothing.
It gives him the height to launch himself—claws first—onto Ben’s shins, though.
So now the robot vacuum stays locked up when Rey’s new boyfriend stays over.
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it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
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Everything that is left to say will get my account banned
what is there to even say at this point
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Everything that is left to say will get my account banned
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Big fan of characters who are incredibly down bad but instead of expressing it like a normal person they just repress it until it comes out in increasingly questionable ways
January 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Big fan of characters who are incredibly down bad but instead of expressing it like a normal person they just repress it until it comes out in increasingly questionable ways
UPDATE #reylofic
punch down
e, 7/11, 2.6k
🍰 hot loser/baker ben
🎥 competent producer rey
🎪 tent full of characters and hijinks
🥐 baking triumphs and pitfalls
❤️🔥 slow burn
punch down
e, 7/11, 2.6k
🍰 hot loser/baker ben
🎥 competent producer rey
🎪 tent full of characters and hijinks
🥐 baking triumphs and pitfalls
❤️🔥 slow burn
![[picture of a piece of red and white check gingham fabric that’s a little rumpled up, so there’s light and shadows. at the top, in a crisp, sans series, all caps font, the text reads: punch down, with the word “punch” bowing upwards and the word “down” bowing downwards. the effect is that the two of them are nestled together. under that, there is the actual swirly flourish from the gbbo logo, and then, at the bottom, in the paterson font: a great chandrilan bake off au by ninepiecesofcrait.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kpfs5bzft36aodtxo5joq73q/bafkreiecqryw6ewmosms3j2xpvgqdnpgkjkjijvvxfgaiigykl3hdchwfu@jpeg)
![[screenshot of an ao3 fic summary that reads as follows: punch down by ninepiecesofcrait.
Ben doesn’t even know why he’s doing this show.
But he knows he’s going to prove that he’s the best amateur baker in all of Chandrila.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kpfs5bzft36aodtxo5joq73q/bafkreihdtgofeispprsbtchwpg64cf4ebpaftpl5q7yarpqxe6bsl4irou@jpeg)
January 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
UPDATE #reylofic
punch down
e, 7/11, 2.6k
🍰 hot loser/baker ben
🎥 competent producer rey
🎪 tent full of characters and hijinks
🥐 baking triumphs and pitfalls
❤️🔥 slow burn
punch down
e, 7/11, 2.6k
🍰 hot loser/baker ben
🎥 competent producer rey
🎪 tent full of characters and hijinks
🥐 baking triumphs and pitfalls
❤️🔥 slow burn
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I can't get over how perfect Connor Storrie's face is
January 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I can't get over how perfect Connor Storrie's face is
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may i present for your enjoyment: my 2025 ao3 wrap-up
December 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
may i present for your enjoyment: my 2025 ao3 wrap-up
it’s the last day of the year, so you know what that means!
![[picture of a glittery marbled background with turquoise, pink, and lavender swirled together with gold flecks throughout. in the center of the graphic, there is a white square outlined in light mauve with a curved pink header that reads “nine’s 2024 ao3 wrap up.” the text in the box is as follows:
nine's 2025 а03 wrap up:
total words posted: 337,605, which brought my overall total to 1.1 million??? words????
most challenging fic: gbbo ben. it's really hard to find new ways to write baking challenges, you guys!!
most surprising fic: "to be of use." what a trip!
most fun fic: "hostile negotiation tactics." love to make the barbies kiss!!!
fav fics of the year: "hostile negotiation tactics" and "to be of use”]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kpfs5bzft36aodtxo5joq73q/bafkreih6m4hjbsmlvbyoysdaiztxbl37rcojjeko7dhewgjwwcxjg37ko4@jpeg)
![[fav scene to write: the dp that was foretold in chapter five of "to be of use" and the [redacted] in chapter 8 of "the serpent under it" :)
fav tags: "force-induced squirting" and "a soupçon of dubcon" from "under duress" or "i'm not trying to make them develop as characters— i'm trying to make them fuck" from "on the rocks"
what's coming in 2026: nanny rey fic, i swear, and the conclusions of the gbbo ben and "the serpent under it." plus, wherever else the winds may take me!]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kpfs5bzft36aodtxo5joq73q/bafkreigrlwkqsoimdlhfjg4hrxff2hhxqqpg44pad5zmep5c5xpmbz4ftu@jpeg)
December 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
it’s the last day of the year, so you know what that means!
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the cottage, as told through polaroids 🫶 #heatedrivalry
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
the cottage, as told through polaroids 🫶 #heatedrivalry
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I won't move 🌞
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Characters from Heated Rivalry by @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social
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#heatedrivalry #hollanov
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Characters from Heated Rivalry by @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social
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#heatedrivalry #hollanov
December 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I won't move 🌞
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Characters from Heated Rivalry by @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social
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#heatedrivalry #hollanov
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Characters from Heated Rivalry by @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social
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#heatedrivalry #hollanov
UPDATE - #reylofic
in their rooms Come thronging soft and delicate desires
e, 9/?, 4k
🏡 environmental engineer rey
🏡 environmental lawyer ben
🏡 canon age gap
🏡 best friend’s older brother
🏡 oh my god they were roommates
in their rooms Come thronging soft and delicate desires
e, 9/?, 4k
🏡 environmental engineer rey
🏡 environmental lawyer ben
🏡 canon age gap
🏡 best friend’s older brother
🏡 oh my god they were roommates
![[picture of a woman with brown hair watching a movie being projected on her bedroom wall. the woman is eating pizza straight out of the box, and there is a glass of wine sitting on the box as well. the movie is an anne hathaway joint, bc taste.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kpfs5bzft36aodtxo5joq73q/bafkreiep45asbxq45dfn2zgi3hcc46uqeiop6dxzsnwfumdyujf43abvjy@jpeg)
![[screenshot of an ao3 story summary that reads as follows: in their rooms Come thronging soft and delicate desires by ninepiecesofcrait for Aaveena
Star Wars - All Media Types
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Modern AU, best friend's older brother, environmental engineer rey, Environmental lawyer ben, Banter, Pining, canon age gap, oh my god they were roommates
When Rey's shitty landlord pulls the rug out from under her, she has only two weeks to find a new place to live.
Luckily, her best friend, Kaydel, has a solution: take her older brother's spare room until she gets back on her feet.
It's a shame Kay didn't ask her brother, Ben, first, but they'll all survive without any permanent damage to their social group's ecosystem! Probably!]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kpfs5bzft36aodtxo5joq73q/bafkreihs3fg64fnlilb2vpgo3il2eqr4fi77dpp5cgqsq4wdtj337d4uuq@jpeg)
December 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
UPDATE - #reylofic
in their rooms Come thronging soft and delicate desires
e, 9/?, 4k
🏡 environmental engineer rey
🏡 environmental lawyer ben
🏡 canon age gap
🏡 best friend’s older brother
🏡 oh my god they were roommates
in their rooms Come thronging soft and delicate desires
e, 9/?, 4k
🏡 environmental engineer rey
🏡 environmental lawyer ben
🏡 canon age gap
🏡 best friend’s older brother
🏡 oh my god they were roommates
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the gay hockey show got me #heatedrivalry
December 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
the gay hockey show got me #heatedrivalry
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I'm still processing. I'm going back and rewatch the whole thing because I'm not ready to let it go yet.
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'm still processing. I'm going back and rewatch the whole thing because I'm not ready to let it go yet.
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December 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Sequel Trilogy character most likely to own a copy of Nemik’s manifesto: Poe Dameron.
December 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Sequel Trilogy character most likely to own a copy of Nemik’s manifesto: Poe Dameron.