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30s 🗡 🏳️‍🌈 queer as hell 🏳️‍🌈 🗡 minors dni 🗡 #reylo fic writer and purveyor of nonsense. actually really brave when you think about it!!!

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the aforementioned "i lived bitch" photo with the emma poster edited into the background and some random district's snoopy library card.
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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UPDATE #reylofic

punch down

e, 5/11, 4.2k

🍰 hot loser/baker ben
🎥 competent producer rey
🎪 tent full of characters and hijinks
🥐 baking triumphs and pitfalls
❤️‍🔥 slow burn
[picture of a piece of red and white check gingham fabric that’s a little rumpled up, so there’s light and shadows. at the top, in a crisp, sans series, all caps font, the text reads: punch down, with the word “punch” bowing upwards and the word “down” bowing downwards. the effect is that the two of them are nestled together. under that, there is the actual swirly flourish from the gbbo logo, and then, at the bottom, in the paterson font: a great chandrilan bake off au by ninepiecesofcrait.] [screenshot of an ao3 fic summary that reads as follows: punch down by ninepiecesofcrait. Ben doesn’t even know why he’s doing this show.   But he knows he’s going to prove that he’s the best amateur baker in all of Chandrila.]
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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you, me, and @flyboybsolo.bsky.social every day since the world series
screenshot from the final scene of finding nemo: all the fish from the tank are in bags of water, floating in the ocean. one of the fish says "now what?" nine has edited dodgers hats onto all the fish's heads.
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social
UPDATE #dramionefic

the serpent under it

e, 3/24, 5.1k

🥀 death eater draco malfoy
🥀 unhinged hermione granger
🥀 enemies to (eventual) lovers
🥀 and i mean it in that “no one can kill you but me” way
🥀 not hallows and not horcruxes but a secret third thing
[the serpent under it cover art, which features the still art “pomegranate photography” by vlad loktev. in this piece, there is a pomegranate roughly split into thirds, crimson seeds spilling onto the newspaper beneath. the background is otherwise black. the description of this art piece says it is digital photorealism from 2017, but to me it’s sort of giving old school vanitas painting in terms of color and texture. over the background, there is a faint, dark green snakeskin pattern, with only the pomegranate visible above the texture. at the top, in scratchy all-caps handwriting, the text reads “the serpent under it.” and, beneath that, in a crisp sans serif font, “a voldemort wins au.” in the bottom right, in much smaller font, the text reads “by ninepiecesofcrait.”] [screenshot of an ao3 fic summary that reads as follows: “the serpent under it by ninepiecesofcrait” Resigned to his eventual death at the hands of the very monster he serves, Draco Malfoy stumbles onto another way out—out of the war, out of the Death Eaters, maybe even out of his inevitable demise…   Hermione Granger: The Girl Who Went Mad.]
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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screenshot from pirates of the caribbean: curse of the black pearl. jack sparrow is in the brig, on the ground, shouting in despair mid battle “stop blowing holes in my ship!!!” nine has edited it to say “stop leaving runners on base”
November 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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i am late this year, by it's time for my annual rewatch of an absolute modern classic and just tremendous piece of storytelling
screenshot of the haunting of hill house title card. set into a dingy, moldy wall, there is a red door, with yellow font that says the haunting of hill house. an eerie yellow glow shines out of the old fashioned key hole in the door.
November 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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this was genuinely so classy and made me feel emotional last night.

a great reminder that, with rare exceptions, while fans of rival teams might get heated, the players are all basically members of the same fraternity and respect and care for each other.
picture of all four blue jays relievers from last night with alex vesia's number, 51, inked on the side of their hats.
November 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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screenshot from pirates of the caribbean: curse of the black pearl. jack sparrow is in the brig, on the ground, shouting in despair mid battle “stop blowing holes in my ship!!!” nine has edited it to say “stop leaving runners on base”
November 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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NEW #reylofic for @thelivingblues.bsky.social

g, 2.5k, 1/1

i always feel like somebody’s watching me

🎃 surveillance state meet cute
🎃 halloween grinch ben
🎃 helpful neighbor rey
🎃 banter and silliness
[picture of someone’s front walk. plastic skeleton torsos line the sidewalk, with lights in their eyes and fake candles in their hands. there are fallen leaves everywhere and it’s all very autumnal.] [screenshot of an ao3 fic summary that reads: i always feel like somebody's watching me ninepiecesofcrait Summary: A pretty girl maintains a regular, one-sided conversation with Ben's Ring camera about the state of his Halloween spirit.]
October 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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screenshot from pirates of the caribbean: curse of the black pearl. jack sparrow is in the brig, shouting "stop blowing holes in my ship!!!" nine has edited a dodgers hat onto his head and changed it to say "stop leaving runners on base!!!"
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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screenshot from it’s always sunny. the characters are gathered around a picture and one of them is saying “I’ve had enough of this dude.” but the pic has been edited to be a picture of blake treinen from the la dodgers.
October 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social
UPDATE #dramionefic

the serpent under it

e, 2/24, 3.7k

🥀 death eater draco malfoy
🥀 unhinged hermione granger
🥀 enemies to (eventual) lovers
🥀 and i mean it in that “no one can kill you but me” way
🥀 not hallows and not horcruxes but a secret third thing
[the serpent under it cover art, which features the still art “pomegranate photography” by vlad loktev. in this piece, there is a pomegranate roughly split into thirds, crimson seeds spilling onto the newspaper beneath. the background is otherwise black. the description of this art piece says it is digital photorealism from 2017, but to me it’s sort of giving old school vanitas painting in terms of color and texture. over the background, there is a faint, dark green snakeskin pattern, with only the pomegranate visible above the texture. at the top, in scratchy all-caps handwriting, the text reads “the serpent under it.” and, beneath that, in a crisp sans serif font, “a voldemort wins au.” in the bottom right, in much smaller font, the text reads “by ninepiecesofcrait.”] [screenshot of an ao3 fic summary that reads as follows: “the serpent under it by ninepiecesofcrait” Resigned to his eventual death at the hands of the very monster he serves, Draco Malfoy stumbles onto another way out—out of the war, out of the Death Eaters, maybe even out of his inevitable demise…   Hermione Granger: The Girl Who Went Mad.]
October 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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picture of yoshinobu yamamoto doing pregame stretches. he’s laying on his side, head resting in his hand, with a big smile on his face.
October 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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we get this man for TEN more years
the lebron "smiling through it all! can't believe this my life" meme
October 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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picture of the nuns who attend dodgers games. one is bent over, miserable, the other is standing up, looking disappointed
October 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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me logging on today:
screenshot from the office of pam saying "and i feel god in this chili's tonight." nine has edited it to say "and i feel reylo in this chili's tonight."
October 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social
SECRET UPDATE #reylofic

to be of use

e, 2/2, 11.9k

🪑 the dp that was foretold
🪑 sex toys aplenty
🪑 good boys can sit in the cuck chair before they fuck like bad ones
🪑 quite a bit of preylo, as a treat
🪑 just a fun, slutty good time :))))
[picture of a pretty, airy bedroom in a high rise floor. on the right, there is an ENORMOUS bed with blue and white striped bedding. there is a big window that overlooks a city, and against it, an uncomfortable looking chair. next to the bed, there is a thriving monstera plant on a bedside table, and pendant lights hang on the walls and overhead. the curtains on the window are gauzy white material, and the top left pane of the window is open. the impression is of a bedroom that is lovely and restful.] [screenshot of an ao3 fic summary that reads as follows: to be of use by ninepiecesofcrait. In love with his roommate, Ben jokingly suggests Rey use him when she’s had a long day. To his surprise, she takes him up on it.]
October 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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read here: archiveofourown.org/works/72817311
screenshot from fellowship of the ring of gandalf saying "a wizard is never late. nor is heearly. he arrives precisely when he means to." nine originally edited it to say "a reylos4rr fic is never late." now, it has been edited a third time to say "a #reylos4rr fic is occasionally a little bit late"
October 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social
NEW #reylofic

written for #reylos4rr for @cinnamonchopsticks.bsky.social

lost and found
t, 1/1, 6.6k

🐾 coworkers ben and rey
🐾 a missing cat
🐾 fluff (literal) and fluff (fic)
[picture of an orange and white cat asleep on a blue velvet couch. the cat is curled up into a shrimp, twisted so one paw is floating in air, and it looks like the cat is smiling.] [screenshot of an ao3 fic summary that reads as follows: lost and found by ninepiecesofcrait. When Rey’s cat goes missing, her quiet and serious coworker, Ben, volunteers to help her find him using the Japanese Lost Cat Method.]
October 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social
UPDATE #reylofic

punch down

e, 4/11, 3k

🍰 hot loser/baker ben
🎥 competent producer rey
🎪 tent full of characters and hijinks
🥐 baking triumphs and pitfalls
❤️‍🔥 slow burn
[picture of a piece of red and white check gingham fabric that’s a little rumpled up, so there’s light and shadows. at the top, in a crisp, sans series, all caps font, the text reads: punch down, with the word “punch” bowing upwards and the word “down” bowing downwards. the effect is that the two of them are nestled together. under that, there is the actual swirly flourish from the gbbo logo, and then, at the bottom, in the paterson font: a great chandrilan bake off au by ninepiecesofcrait.] [screenshot of an ao3 fic summary that reads as follows: punch down by ninepiecesofcrait. Ben doesn’t even know why he’s doing this show.   But he knows he’s going to prove that he’s the best amateur baker in all of Chandrila.]
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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@runningreylo.bsky.social @flyboybsolo.bsky.social no conforto :)
picture of the dodgers nlcs roster, which does NOT include michael conforto :))))
October 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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begging you to read the tags and take them at face value; look i even put them here for you to peruse.
[screenshot of an ao3 tag’s list that reads as follows: canon divergent au – voldemort wins at the beginning of dh, not brit picked but beta read by an angel, terfs: buzz off forever, alright Serious Business™ tags first:, Violence, Gore, Torture on page, Minor character deaths, pitch black humor, Dubious consent, explicit sexual content, Dead dove: do not eat, what it says on the tin!!, do NOT come into my home depot and try to order a milkshake, life preserver tag: (eventual) happy-ish ending, not hallows and not horcruxes but a secret third thing, (but also: horcruxes), legilimency and occlumency and Old Magicks: oh my!, Death Eater Draco Malfoy, Competent Draco Malfoy, Bored Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy is Not Nice, Unhinged Hermione Granger, BAMF Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger is Not Nice, enemies to lovers, they very literally try to kill each other, morally grey hermione and draco, (“morally grey” is putting it generously), medium-ish physical burn/absolutely glacial emotional burn, divide your body in two,
then divide it again and again: what do you have left?, put the pieces back, put them back again and again, you’re whole once more]
October 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social
NEW #dramionefic

the serpent under it

e, 1/24, 4k

🥀 death eater draco malfoy
🥀 unhinged hermione granger
🥀 enemies to (eventual) lovers
🥀 and i mean it in that “no one can kill you but me” way
🥀 not hallows and not horcruxes but a secret third thing
[the serpent under it cover art, which features the still art “pomegranate photography” by vlad loktev. in this piece, there is a pomegranate roughly split into thirds, crimson seeds spilling onto the newspaper beneath. the background is otherwise black. the description of this art piece says it is digital photorealism from 2017, but to me it’s sort of giving old school vanitas painting in terms of color and texture. over the background, there is a faint, dark green snakeskin pattern, with only the pomegranate visible above the texture. at the top, in scratchy all-caps handwriting, the text reads “the serpent under it.” and, beneath that, in a crisp sans serif font, “a voldemort wins au.” in the bottom right, in much smaller font, the text reads “by ninepiecesofcrait.”] [screenshot of an ao3 fic summary that reads as follows: “the serpent under it by ninepiecesofcrait” Resigned to his eventual death at the hands of the very monster he serves, Draco Malfoy stumbles onto another way out—out of the war, out of the Death Eaters, maybe even out of his inevitable demise…   Hermione Granger: The Girl Who Went Mad.]
October 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social
UPDATE #reylofic

punch down

e, 3/11, 6.3k

🍰 hot loser/baker ben
🎥 competent producer rey
🎪 tent full of characters and hijinks
🥐 baking triumphs and pitfalls
❤️‍🔥 slow burn
[picture of a piece of red and white check gingham fabric that’s a little rumpled up, so there’s light and shadows. at the top, in a crisp, sans series, all caps font, the text reads: punch down, with the word “punch” bowing upwards and the word “down” bowing downwards. the effect is that the two of them are nestled together. under that, there is the actual swirly flourish from the gbbo logo, and then, at the bottom, in the paterson font: a great chandrilan bake off au by ninepiecesofcrait.] [screenshot of an ao3 fic summary that reads as follows: punch down by ninepiecesofcrait. Ben doesn’t even know why he’s doing this show.   But he knows he’s going to prove that he’s the best amateur baker in all of Chandrila.]
October 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM