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Amorphous
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Mostly jokes and food.
I wish I could remember a time when people weren’t the fucking worst. The destroyed relationships with family because they’re so far up right wing conspiratorial bullshit is exhausting. Sorry I’m not a racist, bigoted piece of human garbage and want good things for everyone. My bad.
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Wow.
Pure skill 🤯

Abby Roque with a between-the-legs goal!
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
House smells amazing but now I need to cleanup my mess and start dinner. 😅
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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A family owned small Edmonton business

BTW my daughter is the artist

Crackmasters
17544 105 Ave NW
Edmonton AB T5S 1G4
Phone: (780)488-2255
www.WindshieldEdmonton.com/get-a-quote/
MAP : maps.app.goo.gl/QDqdA5RnUffu...

The West GreenBay Building
Enter 105 Ave at 176 Street
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Any “wellness” regimen that doesn’t involve vaccination is just an illness regimen.
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I deep cleaned my kitchen yesterday so naturally today I am both baking and cooking.
a man wearing a chef 's hat is standing over a pile of dough .
Alt: Chef from the muppets is wearing a baking hat and outfit and he is standing in front of a big piece of dough. He puts flour on top and it goes everywhere.
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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And then there were... 14.

Recall petitions have been approved against Glenn Van Dijken, Jackie Lovely, Nathan Neudorf, Jason Stephan and Searle Turton.

That's 14 of the 47 UCP MLAs now facing potential recall.

www.elections.ab.ca/recall-initi...
Current Recall Petitions - Elections Alberta
Recall is a process to remove a Member of the Legislative Assembly (MLA) from office between elections by collecting sufficient signatures in the Member’s electoral division. The following recall peti...
www.elections.ab.ca
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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We're getting so close! This thread and the link can help you decide if you want to participate (the answer is yes) It's an all skill levels, unthemed, relaxed, fun & easy to spend the dark days of winter.
Artists & Art lovers!

Time to get geared up for the biggest art event of the year on Bluesky!

Last year we had close to 1500 artists from 25 countries posting original work daily from December 1-24
#ArtAdventCalendar
In its 11th year, #artadventcalendar participants post an original piece of art from Dec 1-24. Paintings, drawings, sculpture, textiles, beading, photography. If it’s art and it beautifies th…
earthskyart.ca
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Good summary of how bad Canada's performance was at COP30.
A tough climate summit for Canada
Labeled the "Fossil of the Day" at COP30, Canada faces accusations of pulling back climate policies while pushing forward fossil subsidies and projects. But the committee seemed particularly stung by ...
www.nationalobserver.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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The UCP: you should be able to fire your MLA, here’s a handy-dandy recall process.

Citizens in 9 Alberta ridings: ok

The UCP: NOT LIKE THAT!
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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"The gov't should immediately reinstate the moratorium and implement a permanent ban on new coal exploration and development across the Eastern Slopes. This would protect critical watersheds and prevent the cycle of legal liability that has already cost us $240M."
Opinion: Alberta's coal policy continues to fail taxpayers
Provinces repeated flip flops on approvals has cost us $240 million and counting.
calgaryherald.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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"This is not what Albertans asked for, and it’s certainly not what Danielle Smith promised when she was running for Premier."

NDP leader Naheed Nenshi calls out Bill 11, arguing it's steering Alberta towards for-profit American-style health care to the province.
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I hate it here. We are going to destroy everything so some losers can have more money they don’t need.
The EPA will approve two new pesticides containing “forever chemicals” and relax a reporting rule for companies who make products with forever chemicals.

The moves come after a $60 million lobbying blitz from the forever chemical industry.

Where is the MAHA outcry?
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Can someone come and clean my house for me because I’m currently trapped under a blanket with a tea I must finish. Thanks.
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Ummm what now?
Wait WHAT?!?

Dale Nally somehow audited the voting records of Albertans and is using that as a metric for who can initiate recall?

And now all of the applicant statements and member statements have been removed from Elections Alberta?

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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And then there were 9.

6 new recall petitions have been approved against UCP MLAs, with the information now posted to the Elections Alberta website

Joining the mix are MLAs Myles McDougall, Ric McIver, Muhammad Yaseen, Rajan Sawhney, RJ Sigurdson +
Dale Nally.

www.elections.ab.ca/recall-initi...
Current Recall Petitions - Elections Alberta
Recall is a process to remove a Member of the Legislative Assembly (MLA) from office between elections by collecting sufficient signatures in the Member’s electoral division. The following recall peti...
www.elections.ab.ca
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If you live in #YEG and you ever see these at a farmers market do yourself a solid and buy some. I’m still thinking about them from last years Christmas market.
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
When you wake up and wonder if you were actually meant to be a journalist
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Me to the bf before building another piece of furniture: I will try not to be an absolute cunt through this. Just know I tried 😂
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Me, a white person, every single day:
What the hell is wrong with white people?????
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
There’s something magical about fresh rye bread and Liverwurst. Takes me back to my childhood.
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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NEW:

Alberta’s Chief Electoral Officer has approved a recall petition for Grande Prairie UCP MLA Nolan Dyck.

This is the third official recall petition approved for an MLA, following Demetrios Nicolaides and Angela Pitt.
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Wow!
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Woot Thompson!!!
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM