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Amorphous
@shebakes.bsky.social
Mostly jokes and food.
I was only off for 4 days but today it feels like I’ve never worked before in my life lol. What is up with this holiday time??
December 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Fuck you Calgary lol. Parekh is having himself a game!
December 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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No moral obligations?

#UCPKills

"Alberta’s government quietly eliminated its public reporting dashboard of COVID-19 outbreaks in acute care facilities, saying the province is under no legal obligation to continue publishing the data in a “post-pandemic context.”"

www.rmoutlook.com/beyond-local...
Beyond Local: Alberta quietly ends public reporting of COVID outbreaks in acute care
Alberta's government said the province is under no legal obligation to continue publishing the data in a “post-pandemic context.”
www.rmoutlook.com
December 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Do I fuck around and make pretzel knots or relax today. I’ve been craving pretzels.
December 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Little early on my new years resolution of terrible food pictures. But here is a bad photo of the cookies I made yesterday. There will be more baking over the next while.
December 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Bet some men get lost in this picture. 👀
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Christmas baking complete for today. More to come in further days. Will take pics later. Now time to eat edibles and laugh at some Christmas movies or something. Have a great night everyone!
December 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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You can go ahead and tell the chef that if the infant isn't tender and mild I WILL be sending it back
December 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
So glad that the U.S. got free speech this year so that they could threaten and sue anyone who portrayed their Führer and cronies as anything but the perfect psychopaths they are.
December 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Former AHS director alleges he was under surveillance, harassed, because he is a potential witness in the lawsuit tied to Alberta's health care procurement controversy, according to court docs

Plus lots more -->

www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic... By @tuthanhha.bsky.social
Former AHS board member obtains rare court order, alleging intimidation by podcasters
The order allows Sandy Edmonstone to search and seize records and electronic devices from David Wallace and James Di Fiore
www.theglobeandmail.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I was today years old when I found out that The Barenaked Ladies and Sarah McLachlan did a Christmas song together. 🎶God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (feat. Sarah McLachlan)🎶
December 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Chill baking today. Made pecan pie balls thanks to the recipe from @scrub64.bsky.social. Next up are almond thumbprints (the bf’s fav). Then probably whipped shortbread and lastly buckeyes from @stoutheartstudio.com recipe. Good bake day. Later on in the week I’ll make millionaire bars.
December 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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What Smith embodies is something political theorists increasingly describe as libertarian authoritarianism, a paradoxical but now well-documented phenomenon in which the language of freedom is used to justify the concentration of power, the erosion of democratic norms, and the dismantling ...
December 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Waiting for the bf to emerge from bed so I can blast Christmas music and make cookies. Hopefully that makes me feel better about the fact my family sucks.
a baby girl is crying in a car seat .
Alt: A small child has narrowed their eyes and furrowed their brows staring towards the camera while eating
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Oddly, the one song I don’t recall hearing yet is Wham’s. Usually I’m out by Nov 12.
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Another step backawards on the environment for Canada.
www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art...
Ottawa pushes toward scrapping ban on single-use plastic exports
Plastic product manufacturing sector generated $35-billion, supported roughly 85,000 jobs in 2023, feds say
www.theglobeandmail.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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"Robb says patients are seeing massive delays after they call 911. The wait times are having a big impact on not only those seeking care, but also the paramedics treating them."

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

globalnews.ca/news/1158856...
Edmonton paramedics exhausted amid long response times, fewer staff: ‘It’s heartbreaking’ | Globalnews.ca
With the busy shifts, patients are seeing massive delays after they call 911. The wait times are also having a big impact on the paramedics treating them.
globalnews.ca
December 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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If you’d like to make a donation in your name to The Human Fund (money for people) this #Festivus, look no further than this actual, legitimate charitable endeavour which will help fund outreach programs for houseless individuals in Edmonton.

secure.e2rm.com/registrant/T...
secure.e2rm.com
December 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Happy Festivus for the rest of us.
December 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
In 2026 I request to be paid using toilet paper math. I worked 8 hours which is = to 16 hours and I should be paid accordingly.
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Someone come make all the cookies I signed up to bake while I cocoon in my blanket and drink my tea. K thanks.
December 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The question of the day is: do I make bread? If yes, what type of bread.
December 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Left everything to last minute this year. Having to go grocery shopping today was too much.
Me all day so far:
an elderly woman is walking down a set of stairs while a man stands behind her .
Alt: Mr Bean is trapper behind an elderly woman who is slowly descending a fight of stairs. He keeps trying to get around her but cannot.
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This is the first year of my life that I can recall where I’m not spending Christmas with family (other than my significant other). It feels weird but I just can’t bring myself to sit through a Christmas dinner with right wing lunacy. It’s been difficult to feel any holiday cheer.
December 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM