Meg 🇨🇦
@nutmeggy.bsky.social
At my funeral, I’d like a replica piñata of myself filled with murder hornets.
#yyc. Yimby elder millennial. Multiracial. Twitter refugee. she/her.
#yyc. Yimby elder millennial. Multiracial. Twitter refugee. she/her.
My biggest fear in life is driving a tire into that hole in the ground at the oil change place.
July 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My biggest fear in life is driving a tire into that hole in the ground at the oil change place.
Make you watch a 4min propaganda reel before you take their “public” survey 🙃
Then casually ask “should immigrants be denied access to govt programs?”
Classic UCP: wrap xenophobia in folksy nonsense & call it “listening to Albertans.”
Tell them to shove it up their saddles:
albertanextpanel.ca
Then casually ask “should immigrants be denied access to govt programs?”
Classic UCP: wrap xenophobia in folksy nonsense & call it “listening to Albertans.”
Tell them to shove it up their saddles:
albertanextpanel.ca
Alberta Next Panel
Albertans need a direct say in how to strengthen our sovereignty within a united Canada. Taking action will protect our province from Ottawa's continued attacks on Alberta’s economic wellbeing.
albertanextpanel.ca
June 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Make you watch a 4min propaganda reel before you take their “public” survey 🙃
Then casually ask “should immigrants be denied access to govt programs?”
Classic UCP: wrap xenophobia in folksy nonsense & call it “listening to Albertans.”
Tell them to shove it up their saddles:
albertanextpanel.ca
Then casually ask “should immigrants be denied access to govt programs?”
Classic UCP: wrap xenophobia in folksy nonsense & call it “listening to Albertans.”
Tell them to shove it up their saddles:
albertanextpanel.ca
Personally I think if the automatic doors shut in your face walking into the office, you should get to go home for the day.
June 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Personally I think if the automatic doors shut in your face walking into the office, you should get to go home for the day.
“Fooled me once, you can’t get fooled again”
June 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
“Fooled me once, you can’t get fooled again”
Starting a war bc nobody went to his birthday.
June 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Starting a war bc nobody went to his birthday.
me: I need something to take my mind off things right now.
universe: how about the threat of nuclear wartime?
me:
universe: how about the threat of nuclear wartime?
me:
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ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a serious expression
media.tenor.com
June 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
me: I need something to take my mind off things right now.
universe: how about the threat of nuclear wartime?
me:
universe: how about the threat of nuclear wartime?
me:
Trump leaving the G7 early is like the kid who went to sleep away camp and made their parents come pick them up the first night.
June 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Trump leaving the G7 early is like the kid who went to sleep away camp and made their parents come pick them up the first night.
Prediction of Trump at the G7:
Kananasticks… Kananaskips? Kanka… what a name! What a name. Canadians, they have very strange names, very strange. I said to the guide, I said, ‘Is this even English?’ He says it’s Indigenous. I said, ‘So is Liz Warren,’ you know, Pocahontas, and we all had a laugh.
Kananasticks… Kananaskips? Kanka… what a name! What a name. Canadians, they have very strange names, very strange. I said to the guide, I said, ‘Is this even English?’ He says it’s Indigenous. I said, ‘So is Liz Warren,’ you know, Pocahontas, and we all had a laugh.
June 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Prediction of Trump at the G7:
Kananasticks… Kananaskips? Kanka… what a name! What a name. Canadians, they have very strange names, very strange. I said to the guide, I said, ‘Is this even English?’ He says it’s Indigenous. I said, ‘So is Liz Warren,’ you know, Pocahontas, and we all had a laugh.
Kananasticks… Kananaskips? Kanka… what a name! What a name. Canadians, they have very strange names, very strange. I said to the guide, I said, ‘Is this even English?’ He says it’s Indigenous. I said, ‘So is Liz Warren,’ you know, Pocahontas, and we all had a laugh.
Let me get this straight: the ucp government has banned windmills in certain areas to protect the viewscapes of the same mountains they now want to mine for coal. 🤦🏻♀️
June 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Let me get this straight: the ucp government has banned windmills in certain areas to protect the viewscapes of the same mountains they now want to mine for coal. 🤦🏻♀️
Greta Thunberg should win the Nobel prize
June 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Greta Thunberg should win the Nobel prize
Nothing has convinced me that politics has become show business more than the media covering the Trump-Elon breakup 24/7 when they could literally report on *gestures broadly* ANYTHING ELSE GOING ON IN THE WORLD!!!
June 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Nothing has convinced me that politics has become show business more than the media covering the Trump-Elon breakup 24/7 when they could literally report on *gestures broadly* ANYTHING ELSE GOING ON IN THE WORLD!!!
"YOU WANNA BUY A SLIGHTLY USED TESLER?!"
June 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"YOU WANNA BUY A SLIGHTLY USED TESLER?!"
It’s not “sudden death” overtime so much as it’s “gradual emotional damage” overtime. #LetsGoOilers
June 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It’s not “sudden death” overtime so much as it’s “gradual emotional damage” overtime. #LetsGoOilers
“WHY isNt ThERE a STRaight PriDe pARADe 😩”
There was. It was in Ottawa and they blockaded a downtown and harassed residents for like 3 weeks.
0/10 NO NEED FOR ANOTHER
There was. It was in Ottawa and they blockaded a downtown and harassed residents for like 3 weeks.
0/10 NO NEED FOR ANOTHER
June 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
“WHY isNt ThERE a STRaight PriDe pARADe 😩”
There was. It was in Ottawa and they blockaded a downtown and harassed residents for like 3 weeks.
0/10 NO NEED FOR ANOTHER
There was. It was in Ottawa and they blockaded a downtown and harassed residents for like 3 weeks.
0/10 NO NEED FOR ANOTHER
When it happens, they should let out puffs of orange smoke from the White House chimney.
June 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
When it happens, they should let out puffs of orange smoke from the White House chimney.
Well, I guess I have to let go of my secret dream of becoming a billionaire and buying Taylor's masters and gifting them back to her as a way of making her be my friend.
May 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Well, I guess I have to let go of my secret dream of becoming a billionaire and buying Taylor's masters and gifting them back to her as a way of making her be my friend.
Does anyone want to start a podcast with me where we go out and find old answering machine tapes and listen to the messages and then make up stories about the context?
We can call it, "After the beep"...
We can call it, "After the beep"...
May 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Does anyone want to start a podcast with me where we go out and find old answering machine tapes and listen to the messages and then make up stories about the context?
We can call it, "After the beep"...
We can call it, "After the beep"...
It sure would be nice if Danielle Smith and the UCP were as interested in protecting kids from measles as they are about protecting them from books that they've never even seen or had access to.
May 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It sure would be nice if Danielle Smith and the UCP were as interested in protecting kids from measles as they are about protecting them from books that they've never even seen or had access to.
Someone who doesn’t even know me well just wrote, "you're wonderful!" in an email to me and now I'm crying in case you're wondering how things are going.
May 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Someone who doesn’t even know me well just wrote, "you're wonderful!" in an email to me and now I'm crying in case you're wondering how things are going.
I know this is morbid, but I hope beyond hope that the fetus inside Adriana Smith does not make it to birth.
They will use this as justification for using dead womens' bodies to harvest babies.
They will use this as justification for using dead womens' bodies to harvest babies.
May 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I know this is morbid, but I hope beyond hope that the fetus inside Adriana Smith does not make it to birth.
They will use this as justification for using dead womens' bodies to harvest babies.
They will use this as justification for using dead womens' bodies to harvest babies.
Maybe they’re just filming a new govt funded reality tv show:
“Big Brother, Bigger Conflict of Interest”
Or
“Love It or Lease It (From Mraiche’s Sister)”
“Big Brother, Bigger Conflict of Interest”
Or
“Love It or Lease It (From Mraiche’s Sister)”
SCOOP: Alberta Premier Danielle Smith's fmr chief of staff lived in a home owned by a sister of Sam Mraiche, a businessman whose dealings w Alberta Health Services are subject to multiple investigations.
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alber... w @tomcardoso.bsky.social @hoserlibrarian.bsky.social
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alber... w @tomcardoso.bsky.social @hoserlibrarian.bsky.social
Former chief of staff to Alberta Premier lived in home owned by Sam Mraiche’s sister
Businessman’s dealings with the provincial health authority are subject to multiple investigations
www.theglobeandmail.com
May 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Maybe they’re just filming a new govt funded reality tv show:
“Big Brother, Bigger Conflict of Interest”
Or
“Love It or Lease It (From Mraiche’s Sister)”
“Big Brother, Bigger Conflict of Interest”
Or
“Love It or Lease It (From Mraiche’s Sister)”
New tenants incoming on my patio! 🐣
May 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
New tenants incoming on my patio! 🐣
PSA: That ice breaker game “2 truths and a lie” is a lot more fun if you just tell 3 lies.
May 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
PSA: That ice breaker game “2 truths and a lie” is a lot more fun if you just tell 3 lies.
Reposted by Meg 🇨🇦
Ottawa-area unemployed man criticizes Mark Carney's cabinet picks.
May 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ottawa-area unemployed man criticizes Mark Carney's cabinet picks.
The best and worst thing about being an adult is that you can have an ice cream sandwich for lunch.
May 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The best and worst thing about being an adult is that you can have an ice cream sandwich for lunch.