Meg 🇨🇦
@nutmeggy.bsky.social
At my funeral, I’d like a replica piñata of myself filled with murder hornets.
#yyc. Yimby elder millennial. Multiracial. Twitter refugee. she/her.
#yyc. Yimby elder millennial. Multiracial. Twitter refugee. she/her.
"YOU WANNA BUY A SLIGHTLY USED TESLER?!"
June 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"YOU WANNA BUY A SLIGHTLY USED TESLER?!"
New tenants incoming on my patio! 🐣
May 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
New tenants incoming on my patio! 🐣
*Record Scratch*
You're probably wondering how I got here. Well, it all started when...
You're probably wondering how I got here. Well, it all started when...
May 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
*Record Scratch*
You're probably wondering how I got here. Well, it all started when...
You're probably wondering how I got here. Well, it all started when...
Someone’s ending the campaign in Calgary which I think says a lot!
April 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Someone’s ending the campaign in Calgary which I think says a lot!
Me: sorry Kona, dogs can’t vote.
Kona:
Kona:
April 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Me: sorry Kona, dogs can’t vote.
Kona:
Kona:
If you don’t do this with your Girl Guide cookies, you are wrong.
April 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If you don’t do this with your Girl Guide cookies, you are wrong.
One of these things is just like the other
March 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
One of these things is just like the other
Reminder: This is who is running Poilievre’s campaign.
March 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Reminder: This is who is running Poilievre’s campaign.
Champagne from the USA?
That's just sparkling fascism. 🍾
That's just sparkling fascism. 🍾
March 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Champagne from the USA?
That's just sparkling fascism. 🍾
That's just sparkling fascism. 🍾
ah brilliant, the "I'm rubber, you're glue" response.. 🤦
March 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
ah brilliant, the "I'm rubber, you're glue" response.. 🤦
It's my mom's birthday!
I wish we could celebrate together but she is in a better place.
(Barbados).
I wish we could celebrate together but she is in a better place.
(Barbados).
February 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It's my mom's birthday!
I wish we could celebrate together but she is in a better place.
(Barbados).
I wish we could celebrate together but she is in a better place.
(Barbados).
🐶 Owning a dog mostly consists of:
- following each other around the house
- watching the other go potty
- wondering what the other has in their mouth
- asking each other to cuddle
- following each other around the house
- watching the other go potty
- wondering what the other has in their mouth
- asking each other to cuddle
February 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
🐶 Owning a dog mostly consists of:
- following each other around the house
- watching the other go potty
- wondering what the other has in their mouth
- asking each other to cuddle
- following each other around the house
- watching the other go potty
- wondering what the other has in their mouth
- asking each other to cuddle
When Mahm says it’s time for your weekly “lumps and bumps” check.
February 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
When Mahm says it’s time for your weekly “lumps and bumps” check.
When they announce that a vehicle the same model as yours is about to be towed and you’re listening to see if the license plate is yours:
February 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
When they announce that a vehicle the same model as yours is about to be towed and you’re listening to see if the license plate is yours:
I wonder if my dog thinks that I also need to be taken on walks. 🐾
January 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I wonder if my dog thinks that I also need to be taken on walks. 🐾
Winter is not so bad ❄️🌲⛄️
January 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Winter is not so bad ❄️🌲⛄️
The protagonist energy is palpable.
December 20, 2024 at 5:14 PM
The protagonist energy is palpable.
The look on everyone’s faces tonight at the Liberal Party Christmas party:
December 17, 2024 at 8:25 PM
The look on everyone’s faces tonight at the Liberal Party Christmas party:
Officially unveiling Danielle Smith’s new USA-Alberta patrol unit:
December 13, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Officially unveiling Danielle Smith’s new USA-Alberta patrol unit:
End of an Eras Tour. 🫶
December 9, 2024 at 2:27 AM
End of an Eras Tour. 🫶