ShayJayCK
@shayjayck.bsky.social
Award winning journalist | They/He | Libertarian socialist | Jew; Gael | Leviticus 25:35-37 | World biggest democracy enjoyer
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society if you could consistently right-click-save videos to your drive like you can with every other god damn medium on social media
December 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
society if you could consistently right-click-save videos to your drive like you can with every other god damn medium on social media
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he's red for an amazing reason
December 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
he's red for an amazing reason
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If you keep discovering new music, you don’t die.
December 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If you keep discovering new music, you don’t die.
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i recently switched to a new brand of mouthwash that i’m pretty satisfied with
December 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
i recently switched to a new brand of mouthwash that i’m pretty satisfied with
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Trump: so if I recite this 'shahada' and implement a bunch of social programs, I get into heaven?
Mamdani: that's right, Mr. President
Trump: and when do I get one of those cool rugs? I always thought those looked neat. like rolling out a little red carpet for yourself every few hours
Mamdani: that's right, Mr. President
Trump: and when do I get one of those cool rugs? I always thought those looked neat. like rolling out a little red carpet for yourself every few hours
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Trump: so if I recite this 'shahada' and implement a bunch of social programs, I get into heaven?
Mamdani: that's right, Mr. President
Trump: and when do I get one of those cool rugs? I always thought those looked neat. like rolling out a little red carpet for yourself every few hours
Mamdani: that's right, Mr. President
Trump: and when do I get one of those cool rugs? I always thought those looked neat. like rolling out a little red carpet for yourself every few hours
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Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
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if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends
September 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends
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it ought to be interesting to see how everything shakes out
September 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
it ought to be interesting to see how everything shakes out
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those who recorded the words of jesus lacked the vocabulary in that day and age to properly communicate his teachings, but i believe the “heaven” he described was probably the nfl fan float. for now it’s presaged only in nfl commercials, but will soon arrive to save all who are willing to be saved
September 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
those who recorded the words of jesus lacked the vocabulary in that day and age to properly communicate his teachings, but i believe the “heaven” he described was probably the nfl fan float. for now it’s presaged only in nfl commercials, but will soon arrive to save all who are willing to be saved
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i wish rich people had more money
September 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
i wish rich people had more money
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just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
September 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
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yesterday i went out of town. after i checked into my hotel room, i realized i'd forgotten to pack a phone charger. so i ended up going to a store nearby and buying a charger that worked with my phone
September 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
yesterday i went out of town. after i checked into my hotel room, i realized i'd forgotten to pack a phone charger. so i ended up going to a store nearby and buying a charger that worked with my phone
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i’m going to repair the economy by making interesting sports videos
April 9, 2025 at 12:40 PM
i’m going to repair the economy by making interesting sports videos
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just tried some oat milk ice cream. good stuff
April 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
just tried some oat milk ice cream. good stuff
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the pitt should change its name to the hospital since i think it’s about people in a hospital
April 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
the pitt should change its name to the hospital since i think it’s about people in a hospital
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found another one. might use it as a vip entrance or something
April 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
found another one. might use it as a vip entrance or something
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[at the front of a bread line] uh yeah, uh. uh, i’ll have the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. huh. i’ll uh, i’ll. oh you know what? here’s what i’ll do. i’ll get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
April 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
[at the front of a bread line] uh yeah, uh. uh, i’ll have the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. huh. i’ll uh, i’ll. oh you know what? here’s what i’ll do. i’ll get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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stories are ridiculous. they're all like "oh this thing happened, and then oh, this person said this, and then this other person did that, and then something else happened and caused some other thing to happen." it's like ... ok thanks i guess
March 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
stories are ridiculous. they're all like "oh this thing happened, and then oh, this person said this, and then this other person did that, and then something else happened and caused some other thing to happen." it's like ... ok thanks i guess
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drop an opinion about the 2006 st. louis rams that gets this reaction
March 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
drop an opinion about the 2006 st. louis rams that gets this reaction
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the worst thing about playing for the mets is that they will not leave you alone. ever. i played 43 games for them in 2015. i hit like .040, i was terrible. and every spring they send me texts and letters like hey, want to suit up for a homestand? NO. my civic duty is fulfilled. leave me alone
March 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
the worst thing about playing for the mets is that they will not leave you alone. ever. i played 43 games for them in 2015. i hit like .040, i was terrible. and every spring they send me texts and letters like hey, want to suit up for a homestand? NO. my civic duty is fulfilled. leave me alone
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let's cut the crap and understand america for what it is. every american voter is a 42-year-old left-handed guy named jon who accidentally locks himself either out of his apartment or inside an emergency stairwell every three years and whose knee still kind of hurts from a 2012 wiffle ball injury
March 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
let's cut the crap and understand america for what it is. every american voter is a 42-year-old left-handed guy named jon who accidentally locks himself either out of his apartment or inside an emergency stairwell every three years and whose knee still kind of hurts from a 2012 wiffle ball injury
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donald trump: you'll never finish your project, jon! it requires far too many keystrokes!
me: Aha – that's where you're wrong. Thanks to handy hotkeys and shortcuts, I can "cut," "copy," and "paste" my way through scripts, data tables, and video project files with ease.
donald trump: noooooo!!!!!!!!
me: Aha – that's where you're wrong. Thanks to handy hotkeys and shortcuts, I can "cut," "copy," and "paste" my way through scripts, data tables, and video project files with ease.
donald trump: noooooo!!!!!!!!
March 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
donald trump: you'll never finish your project, jon! it requires far too many keystrokes!
me: Aha – that's where you're wrong. Thanks to handy hotkeys and shortcuts, I can "cut," "copy," and "paste" my way through scripts, data tables, and video project files with ease.
donald trump: noooooo!!!!!!!!
me: Aha – that's where you're wrong. Thanks to handy hotkeys and shortcuts, I can "cut," "copy," and "paste" my way through scripts, data tables, and video project files with ease.
donald trump: noooooo!!!!!!!!
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ten years ago i was watching doug reruns with sam altman, like we often did together. i said it was a tragedy that doug funnie only had one outfit, and that someone should develop a program that would come up with different-colored vests for him to wear. "wait here," sam said. i never saw him again
March 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
ten years ago i was watching doug reruns with sam altman, like we often did together. i said it was a tragedy that doug funnie only had one outfit, and that someone should develop a program that would come up with different-colored vests for him to wear. "wait here," sam said. i never saw him again
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i think that if you get appointed to the president's cabinet you should be granted a full scholarship to telephone college so you can learn how to use the telephone
Even if this seemed believable, seems like a good reason to not conduct this business on Signal on your unsecured phone
March 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
i think that if you get appointed to the president's cabinet you should be granted a full scholarship to telephone college so you can learn how to use the telephone