Bridget Callahan
@sharpshinyclaws.bsky.social
I am ashamed I didn't actually leave Twitter until he changed the app logo so it looked too much like the Savage Fenty app logo, and *that* was my breaking point.
I was this many years old when I realized adamantium = add-it-to-a-man-tium.
March 19, 2024 at 8:36 PM
I was this many years old when I realized adamantium = add-it-to-a-man-tium.
I will not watch Eurovision the movie a 4th time I will not watch Eurovision the movie a 4th time I will not watch Eurovision the movie a 4th time I will not watch Eurovision the movie a 4th time I will not watch Eurovision the movie a 4th time this month
March 19, 2024 at 12:50 AM
I will not watch Eurovision the movie a 4th time I will not watch Eurovision the movie a 4th time I will not watch Eurovision the movie a 4th time I will not watch Eurovision the movie a 4th time I will not watch Eurovision the movie a 4th time this month
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me: i let my cat drink the bathtub water while i was in it
priest: once again kind of weird but not a sin
priest: once again kind of weird but not a sin
July 19, 2023 at 11:57 PM
me: i let my cat drink the bathtub water while i was in it
priest: once again kind of weird but not a sin
priest: once again kind of weird but not a sin
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WIRED EXCLUSIVE: WE LET A CHIMPANZEE TALK DIRECTLY TO GOOGLE'S NEW GENERATIVE AI AND THREE PEOPLE IN THE DATA CENTER DIED
March 19, 2024 at 12:02 AM
WIRED EXCLUSIVE: WE LET A CHIMPANZEE TALK DIRECTLY TO GOOGLE'S NEW GENERATIVE AI AND THREE PEOPLE IN THE DATA CENTER DIED
Them: AI will be so powerful!
Me: please teach IG that I don't need to see 10,000 ads for a product I just bought, I will pay a premium, swear to god
Me: please teach IG that I don't need to see 10,000 ads for a product I just bought, I will pay a premium, swear to god
March 19, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Them: AI will be so powerful!
Me: please teach IG that I don't need to see 10,000 ads for a product I just bought, I will pay a premium, swear to god
Me: please teach IG that I don't need to see 10,000 ads for a product I just bought, I will pay a premium, swear to god
Shameful that Biden didn't address or even mention these in his State of the Union.
March 16, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Shameful that Biden didn't address or even mention these in his State of the Union.
one musician in the conversation? fine.
two? okay, as long as they're outnumbered.
three is passable but dangerous.
four? They're gonna start using noises instead of words. rum pum pum. batatatat. go home.
two? okay, as long as they're outnumbered.
three is passable but dangerous.
four? They're gonna start using noises instead of words. rum pum pum. batatatat. go home.
March 12, 2024 at 11:52 AM
one musician in the conversation? fine.
two? okay, as long as they're outnumbered.
three is passable but dangerous.
four? They're gonna start using noises instead of words. rum pum pum. batatatat. go home.
two? okay, as long as they're outnumbered.
three is passable but dangerous.
four? They're gonna start using noises instead of words. rum pum pum. batatatat. go home.
The Lord gives his largest trucks to his least capable of healthy emotional processing subjects
March 8, 2024 at 11:25 AM
The Lord gives his largest trucks to his least capable of healthy emotional processing subjects
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This makes me unreasonably happy.
Did you know that spiders can make sounds and send messages to each other?
Use this FREE educational resource to discover how spiders communicate through vibrations and dance and create a cipher to “talk” like a spider using your tap code language.
www.sciencefriday.com/educational-...
Use this FREE educational resource to discover how spiders communicate through vibrations and dance and create a cipher to “talk” like a spider using your tap code language.
www.sciencefriday.com/educational-...
Talk Like A Spider Using Sound And Secret Codes
Discover how spiders communicate through vibrations and dance. Then, create a cipher to “talk” like a spider using your own tap code language.
www.sciencefriday.com
February 20, 2024 at 2:13 PM
This makes me unreasonably happy.
I see clearly now the exact moment I became a Digital Elder and it was Jan.7th, 2015, when FB announced it was pivoting to video.
February 6, 2024 at 8:33 PM
I see clearly now the exact moment I became a Digital Elder and it was Jan.7th, 2015, when FB announced it was pivoting to video.
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[boardroom table]
boss: be sure to finish all of your deliverables
me: ok (i pretend to take a big spoonful of deliverables but really i sneak them under the table for the dog)
boss: be sure to finish all of your deliverables
me: ok (i pretend to take a big spoonful of deliverables but really i sneak them under the table for the dog)
February 6, 2024 at 12:16 PM
[boardroom table]
boss: be sure to finish all of your deliverables
me: ok (i pretend to take a big spoonful of deliverables but really i sneak them under the table for the dog)
boss: be sure to finish all of your deliverables
me: ok (i pretend to take a big spoonful of deliverables but really i sneak them under the table for the dog)
The next two weeks will be the internet trying to sell me chocolate and lingerie and fatty liver supplements, when all I really want for Valentine's Day is a wet saw and raw opals.
February 5, 2024 at 11:23 AM
The next two weeks will be the internet trying to sell me chocolate and lingerie and fatty liver supplements, when all I really want for Valentine's Day is a wet saw and raw opals.
Americans are obsessed with "wellness" because we are currently living through a "complete healthcare collapse."
January 23, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Americans are obsessed with "wellness" because we are currently living through a "complete healthcare collapse."
When I was little, I was obsessed with miniatures but had no focus or patience to ever actually finish a dollhouse.
So my BF spending days intensively folding and gluing tiny, tiny pieces together to build this set is the hottest thing ever. Even though he apologized every hour for "being a dork."
So my BF spending days intensively folding and gluing tiny, tiny pieces together to build this set is the hottest thing ever. Even though he apologized every hour for "being a dork."
January 22, 2024 at 9:53 PM
When I was little, I was obsessed with miniatures but had no focus or patience to ever actually finish a dollhouse.
So my BF spending days intensively folding and gluing tiny, tiny pieces together to build this set is the hottest thing ever. Even though he apologized every hour for "being a dork."
So my BF spending days intensively folding and gluing tiny, tiny pieces together to build this set is the hottest thing ever. Even though he apologized every hour for "being a dork."
I don't know who she was, but my first thought was "oh! thrifty!"
January 11, 2024 at 1:03 AM
I don't know who she was, but my first thought was "oh! thrifty!"
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It is impossible for me to get $10 million tomorrow without robbing a bank, therefore I should be allowed to do it
January 8, 2024 at 8:20 PM
It is impossible for me to get $10 million tomorrow without robbing a bank, therefore I should be allowed to do it
Finally back walking (very slowly) in the sand after surgery, and what do I see my very first visit of 2024? Just a bunch of mysterious, awesome shells on parade for no discernible reason.
When I die, this is what I want done with my shell collection too.
When I die, this is what I want done with my shell collection too.
January 7, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Finally back walking (very slowly) in the sand after surgery, and what do I see my very first visit of 2024? Just a bunch of mysterious, awesome shells on parade for no discernible reason.
When I die, this is what I want done with my shell collection too.
When I die, this is what I want done with my shell collection too.
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Definitely the funniest and most confusing thing I've seen today:
January 4, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Definitely the funniest and most confusing thing I've seen today:
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This piece about how a radical art collective planted subversive props in 3 years' worth of Melrose Place episodes (and made Aaron Spelling look very stupid) has quite simply changed my life
One of the Most Audacious Pranks in History Was Hidden in a Hit TV Show for Years. Not Everyone Foun...
Abortion activism, anti-gun propaganda, and HIV awareness, smuggled onto prime time.
slate.com
December 13, 2023 at 3:29 PM
This piece about how a radical art collective planted subversive props in 3 years' worth of Melrose Place episodes (and made Aaron Spelling look very stupid) has quite simply changed my life
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the English language is based just enough on Dutch that everything you might say in Dutch sounds like someone making fun of Dutch
January 3, 2024 at 5:03 PM
the English language is based just enough on Dutch that everything you might say in Dutch sounds like someone making fun of Dutch
Oak Reading Day: A single blue jay can bury 4,500 acorns during a mast year. Jays and oaks evolved together starting 65 million years ago in Southeast Asia, and because the average jay inadvertently plants thousands of acorns, oaks as a species moved faster around the world than any other tree.
January 3, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Oak Reading Day: A single blue jay can bury 4,500 acorns during a mast year. Jays and oaks evolved together starting 65 million years ago in Southeast Asia, and because the average jay inadvertently plants thousands of acorns, oaks as a species moved faster around the world than any other tree.
The main thing is I'm here and not online gambling or shopping on Insta.
January 3, 2024 at 6:37 PM
The main thing is I'm here and not online gambling or shopping on Insta.