Nili
@sharknoises.bsky.social
30+. she/her. sharks, cats, hockey, geraskier, witcher 3 (not u netflix, i will never forgive you for what you did to my boy eskel), chenford, hannibal, many many other fandoms. i rt a lot.
soulbonded to @mysteerie.
soulbonded to @mysteerie.
Go One Day Without Hearing/Talking About AI Challenge
Difficulty level: Impossible 😭
Difficulty level: Impossible 😭
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Go One Day Without Hearing/Talking About AI Challenge
Difficulty level: Impossible 😭
Difficulty level: Impossible 😭
children sneeze with maximum spit like my god how do you have so much snot inside your little bodies!!
November 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
children sneeze with maximum spit like my god how do you have so much snot inside your little bodies!!
911 season 8: we need to kill Bobby to make the show "more realistic"
911 season 9: hen & athena go to space and they're able to bring their capsule out of perpetual spin in the vacuum of space by simply "turning it off and turning it back on again"
911 season 9: hen & athena go to space and they're able to bring their capsule out of perpetual spin in the vacuum of space by simply "turning it off and turning it back on again"
October 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
911 season 8: we need to kill Bobby to make the show "more realistic"
911 season 9: hen & athena go to space and they're able to bring their capsule out of perpetual spin in the vacuum of space by simply "turning it off and turning it back on again"
911 season 9: hen & athena go to space and they're able to bring their capsule out of perpetual spin in the vacuum of space by simply "turning it off and turning it back on again"
rewatching 4x1 lazarus rising and perpetually upset that the soul piece by cloudyjenn has never been finished 😭😭😭😭😭
September 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
rewatching 4x1 lazarus rising and perpetually upset that the soul piece by cloudyjenn has never been finished 😭😭😭😭😭
when reading a book for fun requires homework
August 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
when reading a book for fun requires homework
it's almost 1a and I'm craving a good lie-under-the-christmas-tree-and-stare-up-into-the-lights session 😔
August 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
it's almost 1a and I'm craving a good lie-under-the-christmas-tree-and-stare-up-into-the-lights session 😔
my california burden to bear is that i love the smell of campfires/fire burning, but california trauma makes me panic every time i smell it bc I'm like OH NO WHERE ON FIRE IS IT NEAR ME OH NO WHAT HAVOC WILL THIS WREAK
August 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
my california burden to bear is that i love the smell of campfires/fire burning, but california trauma makes me panic every time i smell it bc I'm like OH NO WHERE ON FIRE IS IT NEAR ME OH NO WHAT HAVOC WILL THIS WREAK
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Thanks to NPR for explaining that due to the ancient, mysterious culture of Persia, Iranians "don't like to be attacked" npr.org/2025/06/16/n...
June 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Thanks to NPR for explaining that due to the ancient, mysterious culture of Persia, Iranians "don't like to be attacked" npr.org/2025/06/16/n...
i just learned that culantro is a thing??? this seems TERRIBLE but also why have i never seen this on chopped
June 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i just learned that culantro is a thing??? this seems TERRIBLE but also why have i never seen this on chopped
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They want you to believe this 80 year old woman body slammed a chud ICE officer.
May 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
They want you to believe this 80 year old woman body slammed a chud ICE officer.
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Do you really need my driver’s license when I have my Costco card, officer
May 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Do you really need my driver’s license when I have my Costco card, officer
I've been watching a lot of paw patrol bc we've had a baby over and Marshall the dalmatian firefighter dog is so buck-coded like ?? this dog is so earnest and long limbed and constantly falling over himself to help others and i just?? if that's not evan buckley idk who is!!
May 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I've been watching a lot of paw patrol bc we've had a baby over and Marshall the dalmatian firefighter dog is so buck-coded like ?? this dog is so earnest and long limbed and constantly falling over himself to help others and i just?? if that's not evan buckley idk who is!!
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i can’t believe i have to say this but DO NOT FEED OTHER PEOPLE’S WORK INTO AI. this is awful and heartbreaking.
April 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i can’t believe i have to say this but DO NOT FEED OTHER PEOPLE’S WORK INTO AI. this is awful and heartbreaking.
what fonts give bad luck vibes
May 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
what fonts give bad luck vibes
@sebhar.bsky.social haaaappy birthday!!
April 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
@sebhar.bsky.social haaaappy birthday!!
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Folks who are citizens of other countries and are considering travel to the United States for a vacation or work or whatever:
I strongly advise against it. You will not have protection from the illegal actions of this administration. It's not worth it. Don't roll the dice by traveling here.
I strongly advise against it. You will not have protection from the illegal actions of this administration. It's not worth it. Don't roll the dice by traveling here.
April 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Folks who are citizens of other countries and are considering travel to the United States for a vacation or work or whatever:
I strongly advise against it. You will not have protection from the illegal actions of this administration. It's not worth it. Don't roll the dice by traveling here.
I strongly advise against it. You will not have protection from the illegal actions of this administration. It's not worth it. Don't roll the dice by traveling here.
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If you abduct someone and send them involuntarily and without recourse to a country where they've never lived to be imprisoned, that isn't deportation, it's human trafficking
April 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If you abduct someone and send them involuntarily and without recourse to a country where they've never lived to be imprisoned, that isn't deportation, it's human trafficking
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Wow, that does not sound good.
✊🚨The ENTIRE Leadership team from the IRS just Quit
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/08/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/08/u...
Top I.R.S. Officials Said to Resign After Deal to Give ICE Migrants’ Data
The agreement is a major departure from the Internal Revenue Service’s previous stance encouraging migrants to file their taxes.
www.nytimes.com
April 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Wow, that does not sound good.
I'm not a bumper sticker person but for this one.... i might
April 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I'm not a bumper sticker person but for this one.... i might
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Washington Capitals star Alex Ovechkin set the NHL record for career goals when he scored No. 895 Sunday afternoon against the New York Islanders to pass Hall of Famer Wayne Gretzky. bit.ly/4ljwfYP
April 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Washington Capitals star Alex Ovechkin set the NHL record for career goals when he scored No. 895 Sunday afternoon against the New York Islanders to pass Hall of Famer Wayne Gretzky. bit.ly/4ljwfYP
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Doing this with matching games played is the most remarkable thing about this record for me, especially considering Ovi had to face real goalies.
1. Alex Ovechkin, 895 goals in 1,487 games
2. Wayne Gretzky, 894 goals in 1,487 games
Take a bow. Especially for doing it while going on a heater.
2. Wayne Gretzky, 894 goals in 1,487 games
Take a bow. Especially for doing it while going on a heater.
April 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Doing this with matching games played is the most remarkable thing about this record for me, especially considering Ovi had to face real goalies.
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Goal 895
April 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Goal 895
April 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
backdraft is such a great movie
March 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
backdraft is such a great movie