Nili
@sharknoises.bsky.social
30+. she/her. sharks, cats, hockey, geraskier, witcher 3 (not u netflix, i will never forgive you for what you did to my boy eskel), chenford, hannibal, many many other fandoms. i rt a lot.
soulbonded to @mysteerie.
soulbonded to @mysteerie.
it's called "can you solve the murder" by antony johnston, it's like a choose your own adventure book but you're investigating a murder and your choices dictate the storyline/how successfully you solve the murder
August 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
it's called "can you solve the murder" by antony johnston, it's like a choose your own adventure book but you're investigating a murder and your choices dictate the storyline/how successfully you solve the murder
when reading a book for fun requires homework
August 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
when reading a book for fun requires homework
i just learned that culantro is a thing??? this seems TERRIBLE but also why have i never seen this on chopped
June 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i just learned that culantro is a thing??? this seems TERRIBLE but also why have i never seen this on chopped
I'm not a bumper sticker person but for this one.... i might
April 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I'm not a bumper sticker person but for this one.... i might
no!!! no i'm sorry!!! i didn't know the strike was coming pls keep the package I CAN WAIT IT'S FINE I'M SORRY PLS DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU NEED TO CROSS THE PICKET LINE FOR ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 20, 2024 at 12:11 AM
no!!! no i'm sorry!!! i didn't know the strike was coming pls keep the package I CAN WAIT IT'S FINE I'M SORRY PLS DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU NEED TO CROSS THE PICKET LINE FOR ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
what in the silent hill is going on outside?? damn this fog is truly fogging
December 18, 2024 at 6:04 PM
what in the silent hill is going on outside?? damn this fog is truly fogging
excuse me who is using a fire extinguisher recreationally??? just out here setting fires and putting them out ✨for fun✨
November 23, 2024 at 10:26 PM
excuse me who is using a fire extinguisher recreationally??? just out here setting fires and putting them out ✨for fun✨
where's waldo: there are two cats in this picture
May 18, 2024 at 6:51 PM
where's waldo: there are two cats in this picture
what does this even MEAN
February 19, 2024 at 7:43 AM
what does this even MEAN
day 19! idk if it's just me but this image looks super janky on the app.. hopefully it posts correctly
bm: strawberry guava 5/5 i loved that!
tea: English breakfast 4/5 it's good but pretty normal
cookie: choco biscotti 4/5 good but not as good as almond
tea
ff: salmon pate 5/5 Raj loves it
bm: strawberry guava 5/5 i loved that!
tea: English breakfast 4/5 it's good but pretty normal
cookie: choco biscotti 4/5 good but not as good as almond
tea
ff: salmon pate 5/5 Raj loves it
January 13, 2024 at 12:36 AM
day 19! idk if it's just me but this image looks super janky on the app.. hopefully it posts correctly
bm: strawberry guava 5/5 i loved that!
tea: English breakfast 4/5 it's good but pretty normal
cookie: choco biscotti 4/5 good but not as good as almond
tea
ff: salmon pate 5/5 Raj loves it
bm: strawberry guava 5/5 i loved that!
tea: English breakfast 4/5 it's good but pretty normal
cookie: choco biscotti 4/5 good but not as good as almond
tea
ff: salmon pate 5/5 Raj loves it
day 18 💃💃
bm: pineapple ginger 3/5 good but could use more pineapple
tea: tumeric chamomile 3/5 good but mild
cookie: cocoa canestrelli 3/5 not bad
ff: chicken in gravy, as usual, raj loves the gravy but doesn't really eat the chunks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 3/5
bm: pineapple ginger 3/5 good but could use more pineapple
tea: tumeric chamomile 3/5 good but mild
cookie: cocoa canestrelli 3/5 not bad
ff: chicken in gravy, as usual, raj loves the gravy but doesn't really eat the chunks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 3/5
January 9, 2024 at 5:16 AM
day 18 💃💃
bm: pineapple ginger 3/5 good but could use more pineapple
tea: tumeric chamomile 3/5 good but mild
cookie: cocoa canestrelli 3/5 not bad
ff: chicken in gravy, as usual, raj loves the gravy but doesn't really eat the chunks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 3/5
bm: pineapple ginger 3/5 good but could use more pineapple
tea: tumeric chamomile 3/5 good but mild
cookie: cocoa canestrelli 3/5 not bad
ff: chicken in gravy, as usual, raj loves the gravy but doesn't really eat the chunks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 3/5
advent calendar day 13
bm: caramel cinnamon. 3/5 good but only as a dessert topping. otherwise too sweet
tea: cookies & cream 1/5 truly awful! the worst thing I've put in my mouth this should be illegal!
cookie: nougat 4/5 good but sweet
ff: turkey feast 4/5 raj enjoyed but again hard to eat chunks
bm: caramel cinnamon. 3/5 good but only as a dessert topping. otherwise too sweet
tea: cookies & cream 1/5 truly awful! the worst thing I've put in my mouth this should be illegal!
cookie: nougat 4/5 good but sweet
ff: turkey feast 4/5 raj enjoyed but again hard to eat chunks
December 14, 2023 at 2:35 AM
advent calendar day 13
bm: caramel cinnamon. 3/5 good but only as a dessert topping. otherwise too sweet
tea: cookies & cream 1/5 truly awful! the worst thing I've put in my mouth this should be illegal!
cookie: nougat 4/5 good but sweet
ff: turkey feast 4/5 raj enjoyed but again hard to eat chunks
bm: caramel cinnamon. 3/5 good but only as a dessert topping. otherwise too sweet
tea: cookies & cream 1/5 truly awful! the worst thing I've put in my mouth this should be illegal!
cookie: nougat 4/5 good but sweet
ff: turkey feast 4/5 raj enjoyed but again hard to eat chunks
advent calendar day 12
bm: wild blueberry balm leaves. 4/5 really good though didn't really taste the balm leaves
tea: earl grey. 3/5 it's fine
cookie: coffee 2/5 continues to be Not Great
ff: ocean whitefish & tuna 5/5 it's one of raj's long time favs
bm: wild blueberry balm leaves. 4/5 really good though didn't really taste the balm leaves
tea: earl grey. 3/5 it's fine
cookie: coffee 2/5 continues to be Not Great
ff: ocean whitefish & tuna 5/5 it's one of raj's long time favs
December 14, 2023 at 2:32 AM
advent calendar day 12
bm: wild blueberry balm leaves. 4/5 really good though didn't really taste the balm leaves
tea: earl grey. 3/5 it's fine
cookie: coffee 2/5 continues to be Not Great
ff: ocean whitefish & tuna 5/5 it's one of raj's long time favs
bm: wild blueberry balm leaves. 4/5 really good though didn't really taste the balm leaves
tea: earl grey. 3/5 it's fine
cookie: coffee 2/5 continues to be Not Great
ff: ocean whitefish & tuna 5/5 it's one of raj's long time favs
advent calendar day 11 (shhh)
bm: apricot-lavender. 4/5 really enjoyed it but didn't get a lot of lavender
tea: chamomile mint citrus. 4/5 good but expected more excitement
cookie: almond biscotti 5/5 continues to be great
ff: chicken treats 5/5 both raj AMD HANNAH went wild for them v impressive
bm: apricot-lavender. 4/5 really enjoyed it but didn't get a lot of lavender
tea: chamomile mint citrus. 4/5 good but expected more excitement
cookie: almond biscotti 5/5 continues to be great
ff: chicken treats 5/5 both raj AMD HANNAH went wild for them v impressive
December 12, 2023 at 8:01 PM
advent calendar day 11 (shhh)
bm: apricot-lavender. 4/5 really enjoyed it but didn't get a lot of lavender
tea: chamomile mint citrus. 4/5 good but expected more excitement
cookie: almond biscotti 5/5 continues to be great
ff: chicken treats 5/5 both raj AMD HANNAH went wild for them v impressive
bm: apricot-lavender. 4/5 really enjoyed it but didn't get a lot of lavender
tea: chamomile mint citrus. 4/5 good but expected more excitement
cookie: almond biscotti 5/5 continues to be great
ff: chicken treats 5/5 both raj AMD HANNAH went wild for them v impressive
advent calendar day 10!!!!
bm: lemon yuzu 5/5 AMAZING SPECTACULAR NO NOTES!! it was tart and a little bitter and just wonderful
tea: mint melody 5/5 also v much enjoyed!!
cookie: chocolate chip biscotti 3/5 it's only ok
ff: salmon medley 2/5 raj barely ate it. maybe she just wasn't hungry but ehhh
bm: lemon yuzu 5/5 AMAZING SPECTACULAR NO NOTES!! it was tart and a little bitter and just wonderful
tea: mint melody 5/5 also v much enjoyed!!
cookie: chocolate chip biscotti 3/5 it's only ok
ff: salmon medley 2/5 raj barely ate it. maybe she just wasn't hungry but ehhh
December 11, 2023 at 2:01 AM
advent calendar day 10!!!!
bm: lemon yuzu 5/5 AMAZING SPECTACULAR NO NOTES!! it was tart and a little bitter and just wonderful
tea: mint melody 5/5 also v much enjoyed!!
cookie: chocolate chip biscotti 3/5 it's only ok
ff: salmon medley 2/5 raj barely ate it. maybe she just wasn't hungry but ehhh
bm: lemon yuzu 5/5 AMAZING SPECTACULAR NO NOTES!! it was tart and a little bitter and just wonderful
tea: mint melody 5/5 also v much enjoyed!!
cookie: chocolate chip biscotti 3/5 it's only ok
ff: salmon medley 2/5 raj barely ate it. maybe she just wasn't hungry but ehhh
advent calendar day 9
bm: honey. 4/5 it's good honey but it's still just... honey
tea: imperial himalayan white tea 3/5 it's fine
cookie: coffee 2/5 it was weird?
ff: savory chicken puree snack tubes 5/5 raj ate that shit UP
bm: honey. 4/5 it's good honey but it's still just... honey
tea: imperial himalayan white tea 3/5 it's fine
cookie: coffee 2/5 it was weird?
ff: savory chicken puree snack tubes 5/5 raj ate that shit UP
December 11, 2023 at 1:57 AM
advent calendar day 9
bm: honey. 4/5 it's good honey but it's still just... honey
tea: imperial himalayan white tea 3/5 it's fine
cookie: coffee 2/5 it was weird?
ff: savory chicken puree snack tubes 5/5 raj ate that shit UP
bm: honey. 4/5 it's good honey but it's still just... honey
tea: imperial himalayan white tea 3/5 it's fine
cookie: coffee 2/5 it was weird?
ff: savory chicken puree snack tubes 5/5 raj ate that shit UP
advent calendar day 8 (i will just always be 1 day behind)
bm: peach jasmine flower 4/5 i enjoyed that
tea: high mountain 1/5 i hated that wtf
cookie: lemon 4/5 this definitely grew on me!
ff: beef feast in gravy 4.5/5 same as before raj loves the gravy but it's hard for her to eat the meat
bm: peach jasmine flower 4/5 i enjoyed that
tea: high mountain 1/5 i hated that wtf
cookie: lemon 4/5 this definitely grew on me!
ff: beef feast in gravy 4.5/5 same as before raj loves the gravy but it's hard for her to eat the meat
December 10, 2023 at 6:27 AM
advent calendar day 8 (i will just always be 1 day behind)
bm: peach jasmine flower 4/5 i enjoyed that
tea: high mountain 1/5 i hated that wtf
cookie: lemon 4/5 this definitely grew on me!
ff: beef feast in gravy 4.5/5 same as before raj loves the gravy but it's hard for her to eat the meat
bm: peach jasmine flower 4/5 i enjoyed that
tea: high mountain 1/5 i hated that wtf
cookie: lemon 4/5 this definitely grew on me!
ff: beef feast in gravy 4.5/5 same as before raj loves the gravy but it's hard for her to eat the meat
advent calendar day 7
bm: raspberry dark chocolate 5/5 i would eat the shit out of that
tea: turmeric ashwagandha 2/5 forgettable
cookie: almond biscotti 5/5 remains perfect
ff: chicken feast in gravy 4.5/5 Raj LOVES the gravy but doesn't eat the chunks as much
bm: raspberry dark chocolate 5/5 i would eat the shit out of that
tea: turmeric ashwagandha 2/5 forgettable
cookie: almond biscotti 5/5 remains perfect
ff: chicken feast in gravy 4.5/5 Raj LOVES the gravy but doesn't eat the chunks as much
December 8, 2023 at 7:36 PM
advent calendar day 7
bm: raspberry dark chocolate 5/5 i would eat the shit out of that
tea: turmeric ashwagandha 2/5 forgettable
cookie: almond biscotti 5/5 remains perfect
ff: chicken feast in gravy 4.5/5 Raj LOVES the gravy but doesn't eat the chunks as much
bm: raspberry dark chocolate 5/5 i would eat the shit out of that
tea: turmeric ashwagandha 2/5 forgettable
cookie: almond biscotti 5/5 remains perfect
ff: chicken feast in gravy 4.5/5 Raj LOVES the gravy but doesn't eat the chunks as much
advent calendar day 5 v late
bm: grapefruit dragonfruit 4/5 v good though tastes like just normal citrus
tea: ginger mint 3/5 just fine not enough mint
cookie: almond biscotti 5/5 continues to be great
ff: salmon treats 5/5 unexpected and a large amount (3 bags!!) but raj fucking LOVED them
bm: grapefruit dragonfruit 4/5 v good though tastes like just normal citrus
tea: ginger mint 3/5 just fine not enough mint
cookie: almond biscotti 5/5 continues to be great
ff: salmon treats 5/5 unexpected and a large amount (3 bags!!) but raj fucking LOVED them
December 8, 2023 at 8:09 AM
advent calendar day 5 v late
bm: grapefruit dragonfruit 4/5 v good though tastes like just normal citrus
tea: ginger mint 3/5 just fine not enough mint
cookie: almond biscotti 5/5 continues to be great
ff: salmon treats 5/5 unexpected and a large amount (3 bags!!) but raj fucking LOVED them
bm: grapefruit dragonfruit 4/5 v good though tastes like just normal citrus
tea: ginger mint 3/5 just fine not enough mint
cookie: almond biscotti 5/5 continues to be great
ff: salmon treats 5/5 unexpected and a large amount (3 bags!!) but raj fucking LOVED them
advent calendar day 5
bm: fic cardamom. 4/5 love figs but needed more cardamom
tea: pumpkin spiced. 2/5 no pumpkin flavour and spice was only ok
cookie: chocolate cookie 4/5 enjoyed it
ff: turkey feast in gravy 2/5 Raj likes the flavour but the chunks were too large for her to actually eat easily
bm: fic cardamom. 4/5 love figs but needed more cardamom
tea: pumpkin spiced. 2/5 no pumpkin flavour and spice was only ok
cookie: chocolate cookie 4/5 enjoyed it
ff: turkey feast in gravy 2/5 Raj likes the flavour but the chunks were too large for her to actually eat easily
December 6, 2023 at 8:19 PM
advent calendar day 5
bm: fic cardamom. 4/5 love figs but needed more cardamom
tea: pumpkin spiced. 2/5 no pumpkin flavour and spice was only ok
cookie: chocolate cookie 4/5 enjoyed it
ff: turkey feast in gravy 2/5 Raj likes the flavour but the chunks were too large for her to actually eat easily
bm: fic cardamom. 4/5 love figs but needed more cardamom
tea: pumpkin spiced. 2/5 no pumpkin flavour and spice was only ok
cookie: chocolate cookie 4/5 enjoyed it
ff: turkey feast in gravy 2/5 Raj likes the flavour but the chunks were too large for her to actually eat easily
advent calendar day 4
bm: cherry pink peppercorn. 5/5 i will add pepper to all jam going forward
tea: tumeric spiced 4/5 didn't really TASTE v tumeric-y but it SMELLED amazing
cookie: lemoncello 2/5 just tasted like plain cookie no lemon??
ff: chicken pate 5/5 one of raj's regular favs
bm: cherry pink peppercorn. 5/5 i will add pepper to all jam going forward
tea: tumeric spiced 4/5 didn't really TASTE v tumeric-y but it SMELLED amazing
cookie: lemoncello 2/5 just tasted like plain cookie no lemon??
ff: chicken pate 5/5 one of raj's regular favs
December 5, 2023 at 6:00 AM
advent calendar day 4
bm: cherry pink peppercorn. 5/5 i will add pepper to all jam going forward
tea: tumeric spiced 4/5 didn't really TASTE v tumeric-y but it SMELLED amazing
cookie: lemoncello 2/5 just tasted like plain cookie no lemon??
ff: chicken pate 5/5 one of raj's regular favs
bm: cherry pink peppercorn. 5/5 i will add pepper to all jam going forward
tea: tumeric spiced 4/5 didn't really TASTE v tumeric-y but it SMELLED amazing
cookie: lemoncello 2/5 just tasted like plain cookie no lemon??
ff: chicken pate 5/5 one of raj's regular favs
advent calendar day 3
bm: apricot banana spread 4/5, delicious but could use more banana
tea: vanilla spiced 4/5 could have more spices but good
cookie: almond biscotti 5/5 v good
ff: creamy broth with salmon & whitefish 5/5 raj ate literally every drop
bm: apricot banana spread 4/5, delicious but could use more banana
tea: vanilla spiced 4/5 could have more spices but good
cookie: almond biscotti 5/5 v good
ff: creamy broth with salmon & whitefish 5/5 raj ate literally every drop
December 4, 2023 at 1:08 AM
advent calendar day 3
bm: apricot banana spread 4/5, delicious but could use more banana
tea: vanilla spiced 4/5 could have more spices but good
cookie: almond biscotti 5/5 v good
ff: creamy broth with salmon & whitefish 5/5 raj ate literally every drop
bm: apricot banana spread 4/5, delicious but could use more banana
tea: vanilla spiced 4/5 could have more spices but good
cookie: almond biscotti 5/5 v good
ff: creamy broth with salmon & whitefish 5/5 raj ate literally every drop
advent calendar day 2!! & new calendar: italian cookies!
bm: strawberry-linden blossom spread. 3.5/5, good but just tested like strawberry
tea: sweet cinnamon. 3/5 fine
cookie: chocolate chip biscotti 4/5 v good
ff: tuna feast in gravy, grilled. raj is sleeping, i will report back when she awakens
bm: strawberry-linden blossom spread. 3.5/5, good but just tested like strawberry
tea: sweet cinnamon. 3/5 fine
cookie: chocolate chip biscotti 4/5 v good
ff: tuna feast in gravy, grilled. raj is sleeping, i will report back when she awakens
December 2, 2023 at 11:27 PM
advent calendar day 2!! & new calendar: italian cookies!
bm: strawberry-linden blossom spread. 3.5/5, good but just tested like strawberry
tea: sweet cinnamon. 3/5 fine
cookie: chocolate chip biscotti 4/5 v good
ff: tuna feast in gravy, grilled. raj is sleeping, i will report back when she awakens
bm: strawberry-linden blossom spread. 3.5/5, good but just tested like strawberry
tea: sweet cinnamon. 3/5 fine
cookie: chocolate chip biscotti 4/5 v good
ff: tuna feast in gravy, grilled. raj is sleeping, i will report back when she awakens
what's up what's up no one cares but i do so here you gooo
November 29, 2023 at 4:47 PM
what's up what's up no one cares but i do so here you gooo