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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, didn’t wanna put no money down, didn’t wanna get him a big old loan, work them fingers to the bone, didn’t wanna float a broom, fall in love and get married then boom, how the hell did he get here so soon?
He didn’t wanna grow up..
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, lived happily ever after, playing the piano for his sister at the city concert hall, which is all she ever wanted.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, still dreamed of cyberspace, hope fading nightly. All the speed he took, all the turns he'd taken and the corners he cut in Night City, and he'd still see the matrix in his dreams, bright lattices of logic unfolding across that colourless void...
December 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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I cannot imagine how many people are going to be harassed at the airport this week because of this article alone.

It will likely cause abuse for many ambulatory wheelchair users or has anyone with a non apparent disability.

It’s completely unacceptable actively harmful rhetoric
December 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 AM
And she’s buy-uy-ing a sta-airway
To heav-unnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
I just want You for my own
More than You could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas
... is You
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Snowing in Luton.

#uksnow
November 19, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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trust me apple, it was not entertaining
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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“I hate the fucking eagles, man.”

(Shared in a Discord. Originator unknown.)
October 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
October 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
@british-airways.bsky.social I left a Kindle on BA297 to O’Hare. Your customer service has twice given me an incorrect number for O’Hare lost & found, and now I’m flying back today. Any chance you can help?
October 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money.
September 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice

Earl Warrant

…actually, I think that one cuts the other way.
Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice

Smith Thompson Twins

or maybe Luscious Robert H. Jackson
Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice

William Henry Moody Blues
September 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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September 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Make a band a fruit:

Durian Durian
Make a band a fruit:

Granny Smith Black Mambazo
The Moody Blueberries
September 14, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Make a band singular:

Mötley Deckhänd
Make a band singular:

Meat Slice
Make a band singular:

Elasticum
September 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Ok, hear me out, A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor
August 31, 2025 at 9:35 AM
‘pull yer foreskin oer yer heid ya fucking knobcheese’
“Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday and right now you can save £50 per person”
August 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

(seems a bit OTT but OK)
August 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Soundflowerbed
Slightly diminish a band: Pistols and Daisies
Slightly diminish a band: U1
August 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Kilodeth
Slightly diminish a band: Neutral Milk Motel
Slightly diminish a band: Walk DMC
August 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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"stick to menswear"
August 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Still not as bad as Microsoft Teams
Today in 1184 Henry VI of Germany was having a strategy meeting when the wooden second storey floor collapsed. Most of the courtiers fell through into the latrine cesspit below the ground floor, where more than 50 drowned in liquid excrement.
July 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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New on the blog: The arcane alphabets of Black Sabbath

To commemorate Ozzy Osbourne, we took a deep dive into the obscure typefaces used on Black Sabbath’s first four album covers.

fontsinuse.com/uses/35835/t...

(Buckle up, it’s a long one.)
July 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM