[trying to explain the concept of a bus schedule to a speedrunner] so, imagine a frame rule,

This morning's quick reminder: generative AI is a natural resource-guzzling plagiarism machine that exploits creatives to enrich tech bros.

Do not use it to create art or writing.

Do not conduct "fun" experiments with it to show us how awful it is.

There is no ethical use for AI.

Let it die.

This is what Balatro looks like to me

“I could wake up tomorrow and… be a puddle.”

ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax

ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive

“Tokyo train ads: ‘Get body hair removal! Get a new job! Go to cram school! Speak English! Get married! Recoup overcharges!’

“Nara train ads: ‘Deer! Deer! Deer!’”

2012: “join Twitter? just so I can learn what some moron had for lunch?”

2024: “I’ve joined Bluesky to follow the ‘Good Lunch’ Feed. People post their lunch and others reply good lunch when it’s a good lunch”

skibidi, when the walls fell
rizz, his arms wide

It's Friday, it is finally a Friday.

Friday.

It's Friday, it is finally a Friday.

Friday.

have a pocket friend

they accepted him

Now begins the job of finding everybody again. Also getting a newfangled avy-tarr I guess?

I have decided to remember to put this on my phone and also to use it! Hi again, friends and Internet at large. It's still me.