Seth CK
@sethckauthor.bsky.social
Author. Dork. Dad. Also I do IT for money because I haven't figured out infinite money yet.
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
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Me: look, a mature woodcock
Friend: how can you tell it’s mature
Me: it doesn’t giggle when you say woodcock
The Woodcock: grow up guys
Friend: how can you tell it’s mature
Me: it doesn’t giggle when you say woodcock
The Woodcock: grow up guys
February 23, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Me: look, a mature woodcock
Friend: how can you tell it’s mature
Me: it doesn’t giggle when you say woodcock
The Woodcock: grow up guys
Friend: how can you tell it’s mature
Me: it doesn’t giggle when you say woodcock
The Woodcock: grow up guys
You're having a tough day. Please enjoy some tiny wooden mushrooms to make things a little better.
December 27, 2024 at 6:26 PM
You're having a tough day. Please enjoy some tiny wooden mushrooms to make things a little better.
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Great @majorityreport.bsky.social interview with AOC going down right now
www.youtube.com/live/ePqOmbx...
www.youtube.com/live/ePqOmbx...
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December 20, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Great @majorityreport.bsky.social interview with AOC going down right now
www.youtube.com/live/ePqOmbx...
www.youtube.com/live/ePqOmbx...
I will never understand why people ask me to help them upgrade their stuff and then complain endlessly when it's down for the time it takes to do the upgrade. 🙃🤔🤷♀️
December 20, 2024 at 7:17 PM
I will never understand why people ask me to help them upgrade their stuff and then complain endlessly when it's down for the time it takes to do the upgrade. 🙃🤔🤷♀️
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Me: I got an amazing idea—an advent calendar but with sausages
Guy: Just substituting sausages for chocolate?
Me: No, all of it is sausages
Guy: All of it?
Me: And I am sausages
Guy: You are?
Sausages: And you are sausages
Also Sausages: Oh my god
Sausages: Oh my god
Guy: Just substituting sausages for chocolate?
Me: No, all of it is sausages
Guy: All of it?
Me: And I am sausages
Guy: You are?
Sausages: And you are sausages
Also Sausages: Oh my god
Sausages: Oh my god
November 30, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Me: I got an amazing idea—an advent calendar but with sausages
Guy: Just substituting sausages for chocolate?
Me: No, all of it is sausages
Guy: All of it?
Me: And I am sausages
Guy: You are?
Sausages: And you are sausages
Also Sausages: Oh my god
Sausages: Oh my god
Guy: Just substituting sausages for chocolate?
Me: No, all of it is sausages
Guy: All of it?
Me: And I am sausages
Guy: You are?
Sausages: And you are sausages
Also Sausages: Oh my god
Sausages: Oh my god
There's so many things that could end the world, but Charlotte drivers are a much more immediate threat. It's hard to be scared of aliens, zombies, AI or nukes as a result.
December 11, 2024 at 3:50 PM
There's so many things that could end the world, but Charlotte drivers are a much more immediate threat. It's hard to be scared of aliens, zombies, AI or nukes as a result.
I can't believe people are just jacking it in public these days. Sheesh!
December 3, 2024 at 6:15 PM
I can't believe people are just jacking it in public these days. Sheesh!
Look at this little damn prince taking over my entire house.
November 22, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Look at this little damn prince taking over my entire house.
I was betrayed by my barista. She gave me regular coffee instead of decaf so I couldn't sleep. And my cats decided to help soothe the situation with a WWE style brawl that included launching off of me in the middle of the night. The solution: obviously more coffee.
November 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM
I was betrayed by my barista. She gave me regular coffee instead of decaf so I couldn't sleep. And my cats decided to help soothe the situation with a WWE style brawl that included launching off of me in the middle of the night. The solution: obviously more coffee.
Post you from a different era in your life.
November 19, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Post you from a different era in your life.
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women love it when i roll up to the function on the Fourse
February 12, 2024 at 9:14 PM
women love it when i roll up to the function on the Fourse
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we went from "stop eating avocados" to "stop eating"
February 12, 2024 at 9:34 PM
we went from "stop eating avocados" to "stop eating"
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Makes sense because they get to be who they are
Biggest ever survey of trans Americans finds 94% happier after transition
Biggest ever survey of trans Americans finds 94% happier after transition
The 2022 US Trans Survey of 92,000 transgender adults, finds continued discrimination, harassment and even violence at work
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Makes sense because they get to be who they are
I always go to the dentist at the appropriate time. 2:30
February 8, 2024 at 12:26 AM
I always go to the dentist at the appropriate time. 2:30
This is a great planet to live on. Zero changes needed.
February 8, 2024 at 12:20 AM
This is a great planet to live on. Zero changes needed.
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Bsky is now accepting applications
February 7, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Bsky is now accepting applications
I made the mistake of looking at Twitter today... Never again...
October 23, 2023 at 10:57 PM
I made the mistake of looking at Twitter today... Never again...
But is it "cotton chicken candy nuggets" or "cotton candy chicken nuggets?"
*to the tune of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”*
October 19, 2023 at 9:54 PM
But is it "cotton chicken candy nuggets" or "cotton candy chicken nuggets?"
The hardest part of new social media is finding all the damn people you want to follow from other platforms.
September 5, 2023 at 5:10 PM
The hardest part of new social media is finding all the damn people you want to follow from other platforms.