alexandra
@seroquel.bsky.social
hitting trickshots. doing ollies.
July 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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all the boys who the dancefloor didn't love, and all the girls whose lips couldn't move fast enough, sing until your lungs give out
May 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
all the boys who the dancefloor didn't love, and all the girls whose lips couldn't move fast enough, sing until your lungs give out
im running for president under the platform of making plan9 the only legal operating system
The next president needs to make Linux the only operating system
June 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
im running for president under the platform of making plan9 the only legal operating system
thank god im never writing rust again
June 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
thank god im never writing rust again
save me drinking a monster and immediately going to sleep. drinking a monster and immediately going to sleep save me
June 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
save me drinking a monster and immediately going to sleep. drinking a monster and immediately going to sleep save me
i wrote a paper on monadic-ish state transformers with do notation in rust, which ive been using to write parser combinators lately codeberg.org/bleedsa/cal/...
codeberg.org
June 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i wrote a paper on monadic-ish state transformers with do notation in rust, which ive been using to write parser combinators lately codeberg.org/bleedsa/cal/...
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this pride we're doing shoutouts to AGP cis women i love you charli xcx
June 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
this pride we're doing shoutouts to AGP cis women i love you charli xcx
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today’s lesbian of the day is: charlie kelly!
June 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
today’s lesbian of the day is: charlie kelly!
i released an album of assorted sessions from bands in my college. jazz pop with lots of improv (several of these songs are 100% improv!!) skylarbleed.bandcamp.com/album/hwc-as...
hwc assorted sessions, by Skylar Bleed
8 track album
skylarbleed.bandcamp.com
June 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
i released an album of assorted sessions from bands in my college. jazz pop with lots of improv (several of these songs are 100% improv!!) skylarbleed.bandcamp.com/album/hwc-as...
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
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back in chicago next month 🥲
May 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
back in chicago next month 🥲
why don't they ever let the bassist talk to the crowd 💔
May 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
why don't they ever let the bassist talk to the crowd 💔
im always the prettiest tranny at my school's concerts but i am also usually the highest
May 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
im always the prettiest tranny at my school's concerts but i am also usually the highest
i can't believe this is actually real github.com/slavingia/va...
va/eos/analyze_eos.py at main · slavingia/va
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github.com
May 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
i can't believe this is actually real github.com/slavingia/va...
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The year is 2008, my father is begging me for the thousandth time for me to shut the fuck up long enough to get through dinner.
The year is 2025, my boyfriend is begging me for the hundreth time for me to shut the fuck up long enough to get through lunch.
The year is 2035, my husband is begging
The year is 2025, my boyfriend is begging me for the hundreth time for me to shut the fuck up long enough to get through lunch.
The year is 2035, my husband is begging
May 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The year is 2008, my father is begging me for the thousandth time for me to shut the fuck up long enough to get through dinner.
The year is 2025, my boyfriend is begging me for the hundreth time for me to shut the fuck up long enough to get through lunch.
The year is 2035, my husband is begging
The year is 2025, my boyfriend is begging me for the hundreth time for me to shut the fuck up long enough to get through lunch.
The year is 2035, my husband is begging
if im ever required to write an essay again i will just kill myself instead
May 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
if im ever required to write an essay again i will just kill myself instead
just found out i live next to iowa. killing myself
May 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
just found out i live next to iowa. killing myself
musicians really insist on playing so damn loud
April 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
musicians really insist on playing so damn loud
im like if a deadbeat dad was a 16 year old girl
April 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
im like if a deadbeat dad was a 16 year old girl
im like arthur whitney but more retarded
April 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
im like arthur whitney but more retarded
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can't watch wkuk because they look too hot as women characters
April 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
can't watch wkuk because they look too hot as women characters