@semprin.bsky.social
You could have said NOTHING
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
You could have said NOTHING
Who’s the joker at the Vatican who sends the American born Pope to the country of Turkey on Thanksgiving?
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Who’s the joker at the Vatican who sends the American born Pope to the country of Turkey on Thanksgiving?
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Odd that the DoJ is opening an investigation into the Epstein files since they said in July that there was no client list and nothing to release.
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Odd that the DoJ is opening an investigation into the Epstein files since they said in July that there was no client list and nothing to release.
I dare you to visit Ireland and not hear some version of a Cranberries tune every day
November 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I dare you to visit Ireland and not hear some version of a Cranberries tune every day
aka Dollar Store…swing and a miss to not call it Pound Town
October 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
aka Dollar Store…swing and a miss to not call it Pound Town
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Gen Z using the phrase: “from the 1900s” unironically to refer to people before the year 2000 fills me with rage but also sadness.
September 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Gen Z using the phrase: “from the 1900s” unironically to refer to people before the year 2000 fills me with rage but also sadness.
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Honestly. I would be such an amazing singer/songwriter if I could sing or songwrite.
September 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Honestly. I would be such an amazing singer/songwriter if I could sing or songwrite.
If only the presidential fitness test were a test for fitness to be the president
July 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If only the presidential fitness test were a test for fitness to be the president
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“Now, do the Epstein List.” - Bernice King
Republicans Flee Congress As Trump Panics Over Epstein
SMITE!
www.thegodpodcast.com
July 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
“Now, do the Epstein List.” - Bernice King
“…treatment can help, but this condition can’t be cured.” GOOD.
July 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“…treatment can help, but this condition can’t be cured.” GOOD.
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I keep thinking about how Gov Abbott had plenty of funds to fly and bus migrants all across the country but couldn't come up with a million for a flood warning system.
July 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I keep thinking about how Gov Abbott had plenty of funds to fly and bus migrants all across the country but couldn't come up with a million for a flood warning system.
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my uber driver was silent the whole way i nominate him for the nobel peace prize
July 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
my uber driver was silent the whole way i nominate him for the nobel peace prize
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Just got done fucking around. It was a blast. Hopefully nothing happens as a direct consequence of my actions.
July 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Just got done fucking around. It was a blast. Hopefully nothing happens as a direct consequence of my actions.
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moon's way too big for the hoop dumbass
July 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
moon's way too big for the hoop dumbass
You want to drive for a ride-hire service? You must: wear cologne; pump the brake and accelerator at both times constantly AND have a full trunk.
June 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
You want to drive for a ride-hire service? You must: wear cologne; pump the brake and accelerator at both times constantly AND have a full trunk.
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I have a new exclamation
June 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I have a new exclamation
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I think my favorite part of the Bluey and Bingo meet and greet was when Bluey and Bingo met Bluey and Bingo.
June 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I think my favorite part of the Bluey and Bingo meet and greet was when Bluey and Bingo met Bluey and Bingo.
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it's like the bees from My Girl have turned on each other and I'm trying to figure out which one to root for
June 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
it's like the bees from My Girl have turned on each other and I'm trying to figure out which one to root for
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This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received.
Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
June 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received.
Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
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Getting to the age where even the people I don't think I've known that long, I've known for like 15 years.
June 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Getting to the age where even the people I don't think I've known that long, I've known for like 15 years.
June 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Just watched Pee-Wee's Big Adventure with the kiddo, and we need more movies about characters who love their bikes.
June 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Just watched Pee-Wee's Big Adventure with the kiddo, and we need more movies about characters who love their bikes.
