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I just want to ride my bike
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
god owes me money song of the year
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Couldn’t run all month until today (knee pain + a fucked up cupping massage where I could barely put a shirt on for like a week) and had my fastest mile of the entire year lol
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
that’s right
October 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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he said gimme the doodoo cut
September 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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August 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Anti-Worker Piss Drink.
August 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
July 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I’ve become a rom hack guy after fixing my emulator and this is the first team I beat emerald seaglass with. 10/10 probably gonna train up 6 more guys and go through the E4 again
June 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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hey sorry, can’t. busy.
April 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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On the Delfino Airstrip in Super Mario Sunshine, there is a Strollin' Stu that is doomed to walk off the pier and die 14 seconds after the level loads. However, by moving quickly enough, it is possible to reach him before this happens and divert him from his path, saving him.
April 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
🌀 new desk fan 🌀
April 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
April 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
March chart
March 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Using dual monitors for what everyone dreams of: 4 nations on one screen, stardew valley on the other
February 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Love this ad I just got. The big 4 in Philly: Birds, Phils, Sixers, and Goku
February 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Only in Philadelphia:

How a local funeral home capitalized on the Eagles’ Super Bowl run — by bringing opponent-themed caskets to bars during games.

“We cremated the Chiefs.”

“We buried the Commanders.”

“We put the word fun in funeral.” www.inquirer.com/eagles/eagle...
February 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
February 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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just reflecting on Jalen and Saquon being kind, community-cinnected people who are strong as fuck and great role models winning and I'm tearing up
February 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
February 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Doesn’t feel real man
February 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Every Eagles fan who has ever watched one game: Need Six Here
February 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM