Quackpot Theorist
@seemyswag.bsky.social
I pull up with Uncle Sam
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Firing over 100 immigration judges.
Arresting immigrants outside of their immigration hearings.
Pausing asylum decisions.
And now? Cancelling citizenship ceremonies, the final step to becoming a U.S. citizen.
Just remember that Trump never cared about "legal immigration."
Arresting immigrants outside of their immigration hearings.
Pausing asylum decisions.
And now? Cancelling citizenship ceremonies, the final step to becoming a U.S. citizen.
Just remember that Trump never cared about "legal immigration."
December 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Firing over 100 immigration judges.
Arresting immigrants outside of their immigration hearings.
Pausing asylum decisions.
And now? Cancelling citizenship ceremonies, the final step to becoming a U.S. citizen.
Just remember that Trump never cared about "legal immigration."
Arresting immigrants outside of their immigration hearings.
Pausing asylum decisions.
And now? Cancelling citizenship ceremonies, the final step to becoming a U.S. citizen.
Just remember that Trump never cared about "legal immigration."
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The Kremlin isn’t “agreeing” by accident — the NSS was written in their image. When a U.S. strategy document swaps democracy for civilizational panic and treats Russia like a stabilizing force, that’s not geopolitics. That’s alignment. Intentional or not, the signal is loud. #AuthoritarianShift
December 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The Kremlin isn’t “agreeing” by accident — the NSS was written in their image. When a U.S. strategy document swaps democracy for civilizational panic and treats Russia like a stabilizing force, that’s not geopolitics. That’s alignment. Intentional or not, the signal is loud. #AuthoritarianShift
Ayyy lmfao - This is why you can mever meet your Heroes sigh
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Ayyy lmfao - This is why you can mever meet your Heroes sigh
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Is Santa Real? We Asked 1000 1st Graders
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Is Santa Real? We Asked 1000 1st Graders
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It's incredibly easy to doublespeak when the entire media apparatus has decided to report only what people say, and not their actions
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It's incredibly easy to doublespeak when the entire media apparatus has decided to report only what people say, and not their actions
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“An appalling lunatic” is just some inspired writing.
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
“An appalling lunatic” is just some inspired writing.
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Reporter: Dr Oz said that—
Jeffries: Who? Nobody who is serious in this country takes Dr. Oz seriously… I’m not going to respond to any comments from randos like Dr. Oz who is woefully unqualified.
Jeffries: Who? Nobody who is serious in this country takes Dr. Oz seriously… I’m not going to respond to any comments from randos like Dr. Oz who is woefully unqualified.
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Reporter: Dr Oz said that—
Jeffries: Who? Nobody who is serious in this country takes Dr. Oz seriously… I’m not going to respond to any comments from randos like Dr. Oz who is woefully unqualified.
Jeffries: Who? Nobody who is serious in this country takes Dr. Oz seriously… I’m not going to respond to any comments from randos like Dr. Oz who is woefully unqualified.
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SNAP has existed for 60 years. Benefits have gone out every single month over those six decades, including during government shutdowns. Until now.
Make no mistake: The money is available to fund SNAP during this shutdown. Trump is making a choice to withhold it.
Don’t forget this.
Make no mistake: The money is available to fund SNAP during this shutdown. Trump is making a choice to withhold it.
Don’t forget this.
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
SNAP has existed for 60 years. Benefits have gone out every single month over those six decades, including during government shutdowns. Until now.
Make no mistake: The money is available to fund SNAP during this shutdown. Trump is making a choice to withhold it.
Don’t forget this.
Make no mistake: The money is available to fund SNAP during this shutdown. Trump is making a choice to withhold it.
Don’t forget this.
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Remember: no matter who is in the Oval Office, you can always fight for change at the state and local levels.
Just look at New Mexico.
Just look at New Mexico.
November 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Remember: no matter who is in the Oval Office, you can always fight for change at the state and local levels.
Just look at New Mexico.
Just look at New Mexico.
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Look at all those good, Christian, white men! It's their caucasian Christian monolingual male duty to let the country know that the beatings will continue until morale improves.
Bless their hearts, each and every one.
Bless their hearts, each and every one.
October 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Look at all those good, Christian, white men! It's their caucasian Christian monolingual male duty to let the country know that the beatings will continue until morale improves.
Bless their hearts, each and every one.
Bless their hearts, each and every one.
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wanting attention from a man is so demeaning, they were canonically responsible for bombing Pearl Harbor and I want one of them to text me? humiliation embodied
October 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
wanting attention from a man is so demeaning, they were canonically responsible for bombing Pearl Harbor and I want one of them to text me? humiliation embodied
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Thank you, @jessicatarlov.bsky.social for saying what no one else will
“The government has killed 32 people in 7 strikes with no proof they were traffickers. The admiral leading the mission quit. If we had evidence, they’d face a court, not a drone.”
“The government has killed 32 people in 7 strikes with no proof they were traffickers. The admiral leading the mission quit. If we had evidence, they’d face a court, not a drone.”
October 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Thank you, @jessicatarlov.bsky.social for saying what no one else will
“The government has killed 32 people in 7 strikes with no proof they were traffickers. The admiral leading the mission quit. If we had evidence, they’d face a court, not a drone.”
“The government has killed 32 people in 7 strikes with no proof they were traffickers. The admiral leading the mission quit. If we had evidence, they’d face a court, not a drone.”
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October 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Yikes its not even a fake story. The real ones are the scariest Helloween tale
MAGA Jeff Smerer woke his kids up for school, then tried to gun them all down. On Sept. 11, Smerer murdered his 17-year-old son, his 12-year-old daughter is now paralyzed from the neck down, and his 13-year-old son, is now in stable condition, according to police.
So far, his dick got one year...
So far, his dick got one year...
October 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Yikes its not even a fake story. The real ones are the scariest Helloween tale
How fitting that he happens to be seated ... On the Far Right ➡️
it's very weird that the guy on the far right, Bill Pulte, is currently feeding fake mortgage fraud claims to help Trump take over the Federal Reserve
here he is two years ago eating ice cream on livestream to celebrate a dead stock. one of the guys ended up crying happy tears.
here he is two years ago eating ice cream on livestream to celebrate a dead stock. one of the guys ended up crying happy tears.
October 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
How fitting that he happens to be seated ... On the Far Right ➡️
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Most of the power authoritarians have is freely given. We should not comply with them in advance.
Trump is far weaker than he looks. So is the GOP. We should draw them out, drain them at every opportunity, and fight for people’s wellbeing at every turn.
We have been sent here to fight for people.
Trump is far weaker than he looks. So is the GOP. We should draw them out, drain them at every opportunity, and fight for people’s wellbeing at every turn.
We have been sent here to fight for people.
AOC: I think there's two things that are happening at once: One, there absolutely is an unprecedented abuse of power, destruction of norms, erosion of our government and our democracy in order to prop up an authoritarian style of governance
However, they are weaker than they look…
However, they are weaker than they look…
October 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Most of the power authoritarians have is freely given. We should not comply with them in advance.
Trump is far weaker than he looks. So is the GOP. We should draw them out, drain them at every opportunity, and fight for people’s wellbeing at every turn.
We have been sent here to fight for people.
Trump is far weaker than he looks. So is the GOP. We should draw them out, drain them at every opportunity, and fight for people’s wellbeing at every turn.
We have been sent here to fight for people.
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FROG: “We hope and expect that scorpions will do the right thing”
September 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
FROG: “We hope and expect that scorpions will do the right thing”
Make Systemic Racism ... Great ag-- awW hell naw WTF
September 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Make Systemic Racism ... Great ag-- awW hell naw WTF
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I am starting to think it’s bad that we have an executive branch made up of 90% podcasters
September 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I am starting to think it’s bad that we have an executive branch made up of 90% podcasters