Seansy
seansy.bsky.social
Seansy
@seansy.bsky.social
Retired Haberdasher
Black Friday in Nashville adventures. A thread ⬇️⬇️
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Green bean casserole can suck my dick till it dies
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I know some of yall hate ChatGPT but I’ve learned how to weaponize it in my daily fight against health insurance companies. And I’m teaching my colleagues to do the same.
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Roman guard at Jesus tomb, April 9th, 30 AD
He was fucking GONE
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Let’s recap: yesterday one of my clients went to jail, an employee had a seizure and bashed his head on a brick wall, program director got jumped from behind, I have developed a raging sinus congestion infection, and got in a wreck on my way home.

Let’s see what Wednesday has to offer!!
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Grandkids wanted me to tell them a story so I just recanted the entire plot to Midnight Run but changed the characters names to theirs.
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I need a second therapist.
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Is it weird this turns me on?
i thought i had a skin tag on my neck but it was a piece of rib meat
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Didn’t see typing these words this early on a Saturday
Poo cuck?
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Reposted by Seansy
We got Trump giving oral sex to Bill Clinton before we got GTA 6
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Why, when I change my password for Microsoft, it immediately tells me my password is incorrect. Do I need to clear all my cookies or some shit just to change a password?
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Cancelling and Xbox subscription may be the most frustrating part hung I’ve ever done.
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Odysseus - 1200 B. C.
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This has been the best birthday ever. I got to fly spirit airlines home, drove home in the snow and got turned down by my wife. Here’s to another trip around the sun.
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Q: What’s it called when your scrotum gets red?

A:
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Bluesky has already gone down hill. Just like Twitter, the Braves, America, my marriage
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
We have our favorites but open to new suggestions for restaurants and activities in #LasVegas
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Gotten pretty spoiled to flying out of our small regional airport and sometimes Louisville, where economy parking doesn’t cost $25 a day. #BNA
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 AM
lol fuck espn and Disney
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Ironically, so did he.
I’m not saying that I hope the game goes long, but I am placing a prop bet that Ohtani’s daughter makes the rotation before the end of it
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It’s cool they added an extra day to the baseball season this year.
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Bubble Cum
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Gutterfinger
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Almond Goy
October 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I think I’m
Failing to thrive right now
October 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I do not like Joey Sly
October 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Fun fact: volcanic ash in soil makes Mangos sweeter and juicier. The sweetest mangoes in the world are in the area now that was devastated by Mt Pinatubo in 1991.
The Philippines’ Taal Volcano, around 60km south of Manila, had two steam-blast eruptions in the space of 10 minutes, sending ash plumes two kilometres into the sky.
October 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM