Every time Angie calls me to see where I’m at I say “I’m shoplifting in ____”. Then the employees follow me around while I pick stuff up then put it back down.
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Every time Angie calls me to see where I’m at I say “I’m shoplifting in ____”. Then the employees follow me around while I pick stuff up then put it back down.
Just saw someone shoplift the tester bottle of Dior Suavage cologne but I’m no snitch.
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Just saw someone shoplift the tester bottle of Dior Suavage cologne but I’m no snitch.
I already want to fight everyone that owns a Tesla in this town.
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I already want to fight everyone that owns a Tesla in this town.
Took me half an hour to park half a mile away.
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Took me half an hour to park half a mile away.
Green bean casserole can suck my dick till it dies
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Green bean casserole can suck my dick till it dies
If by the Gulf you mean my outstretched arms, then you walk right the fuck into them.
a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc
ALT: a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc
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November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
If by the Gulf you mean my outstretched arms, then you walk right the fuck into them.
The Vice President of the United States boned a couch.
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
The Vice President of the United States boned a couch.
I’m still
Stupid laughing at this
Stupid laughing at this
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I’m still
Stupid laughing at this
Stupid laughing at this
Hey they have that in Kentucky and kept my asshole father from disinheriting me and my siblings in lieu of a Huddle House waitress.
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Hey they have that in Kentucky and kept my asshole father from disinheriting me and my siblings in lieu of a Huddle House waitress.
I negotiate with those monsters on a daily basis to justify hospital stays for our patients and they make me wanna jump in an alligator pit. The average person isn’t gonna be able to negotiate shit.
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I negotiate with those monsters on a daily basis to justify hospital stays for our patients and they make me wanna jump in an alligator pit. The average person isn’t gonna be able to negotiate shit.
We get out your way about once a year. If we get there I’ll be on the lookout.
November 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
We get out your way about once a year. If we get there I’ll be on the lookout.
What are your other social medias and are you ever coming to Kentucky or southern Indiana for anything?
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
What are your other social medias and are you ever coming to Kentucky or southern Indiana for anything?
Is this still available?
IS THIS STILL AVAILABLE?
IS THIS STILL AVAILABLE?!?!?
“Yes”
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IS THIS STILL AVAILABLE?
IS THIS STILL AVAILABLE?!?!?
“Yes”
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November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Is this still available?
IS THIS STILL AVAILABLE?
IS THIS STILL AVAILABLE?!?!?
“Yes”
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IS THIS STILL AVAILABLE?
IS THIS STILL AVAILABLE?!?!?
“Yes”
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