Sean Kelley
@seanofkelley.bsky.social
Hockey/theater dad, garage weightlifter, mostly retired comedy-person
You know how in a lot of fantasy stories magic spells are spoken in Latin? Do you think in those world people in Ancient Rome had to be careful not to accidentally cast a spell in casual conversation?
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
You know how in a lot of fantasy stories magic spells are spoken in Latin? Do you think in those world people in Ancient Rome had to be careful not to accidentally cast a spell in casual conversation?
“Now we’re heading back over to Razor, Brick, and Judd”… god I love sports
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
“Now we’re heading back over to Razor, Brick, and Judd”… god I love sports
The girls have inherited the family “enjoys snow shoveling” gene
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The girls have inherited the family “enjoys snow shoveling” gene
I know it's early days but I think people may have over-reacted about the Goldeneyes and the Torrent having an unfair personnel advantage and dominating the league.
November 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I know it's early days but I think people may have over-reacted about the Goldeneyes and the Torrent having an unfair personnel advantage and dominating the league.
A really for real snowy day on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. What a gift.
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A really for real snowy day on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. What a gift.
The first Zootopia is a movie about racial profiling and the second is about erasure of disenfranchised communities by those in power. Like this is Disney? Disney Disney? THAT Disney?
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The first Zootopia is a movie about racial profiling and the second is about erasure of disenfranchised communities by those in power. Like this is Disney? Disney Disney? THAT Disney?
Reposted by Sean Kelley
Singing Deck the halls to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Singing Deck the halls to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme
Trying to explain to my kids that even though, as a family, we show up early to everything, many other people do not
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Trying to explain to my kids that even though, as a family, we show up early to everything, many other people do not
Watching Thursday Murder club and my main takeaway so far is that Pierce Brosnan and Helen Mirren can both absolutely still get it
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Watching Thursday Murder club and my main takeaway so far is that Pierce Brosnan and Helen Mirren can both absolutely still get it
Goofy as Jacob Marley is the most unhinged casting in Mickeys Christmas Carol.
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Goofy as Jacob Marley is the most unhinged casting in Mickeys Christmas Carol.
I feel like a very specific part of the American elder millennial experience was exposure to an absolute fuck ton of CBC programming through Nickelodeon.
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I feel like a very specific part of the American elder millennial experience was exposure to an absolute fuck ton of CBC programming through Nickelodeon.
My kids are watching a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. Linus is telling the story of the first Thanksgiving and my wife is screaming "THAT STORY ISN"T TRUE" and it's great to get these periodic reminders that alot of her friends growing up were Wampanoags.
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My kids are watching a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. Linus is telling the story of the first Thanksgiving and my wife is screaming "THAT STORY ISN"T TRUE" and it's great to get these periodic reminders that alot of her friends growing up were Wampanoags.
I didn't watch any sitcoms from like... 2000 to 2015 (ironically because those were the years I was performing comedy every night) and so I still don't get references to the shows that were most popular during that time.
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I didn't watch any sitcoms from like... 2000 to 2015 (ironically because those were the years I was performing comedy every night) and so I still don't get references to the shows that were most popular during that time.
A watched turkey never boils.
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
A watched turkey never boils.
I've only had to tell someone to get the fuck out of the kitchen once today (so far)
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I've only had to tell someone to get the fuck out of the kitchen once today (so far)
These IBM AI ads feel like they were written by AI
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
These IBM AI ads feel like they were written by AI
Kids who get bullied grow up become one of two kinds of adults: the first are adults who say "I will never let any child suffer the way I did" and the other are adults who say "I will make everyone suffer the way I did"
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Kids who get bullied grow up become one of two kinds of adults: the first are adults who say "I will never let any child suffer the way I did" and the other are adults who say "I will make everyone suffer the way I did"
I will dress up to fly on airplanes when they include food/snacks, free checked bags, and ample legroom in economy class again
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I will dress up to fly on airplanes when they include food/snacks, free checked bags, and ample legroom in economy class again
Reposted by Sean Kelley
It’s sad that “soldiers shouldn’t commit crimes” is a brave position for a Republican to take.
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It’s sad that “soldiers shouldn’t commit crimes” is a brave position for a Republican to take.
Reposted by Sean Kelley
you don’t understand, under Biden doordash was expensive
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
you don’t understand, under Biden doordash was expensive
A 4 hour defunctland youtube video? Yes, please.
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
A 4 hour defunctland youtube video? Yes, please.
Reposted by Sean Kelley
Whistles have become essential in the fight against federal immigration overreach in Chicago. Folks in every city facing the same nightmare should read this @dansinker.com whistles 101 piece with info on sourcing, distribution & tactics.
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Whistles have become essential in the fight against federal immigration overreach in Chicago. Folks in every city facing the same nightmare should read this @dansinker.com whistles 101 piece with info on sourcing, distribution & tactics.
A fun thing about the PWHL is a plausible thing that can (and did) happen is that two wives can go to the penalty box together when one got a regular penalty and then the second got into a fight to defend her honor.
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
A fun thing about the PWHL is a plausible thing that can (and did) happen is that two wives can go to the penalty box together when one got a regular penalty and then the second got into a fight to defend her honor.
Reposted by Sean Kelley
Let’s see if one single pundit who said there was some great realignment of American sentiment with this last election, based on what they saw on the Nazi-owned platform overrun by foreign actors, offers any retractions or corrections for their gullibility.
It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Let’s see if one single pundit who said there was some great realignment of American sentiment with this last election, based on what they saw on the Nazi-owned platform overrun by foreign actors, offers any retractions or corrections for their gullibility.