Sean Condon
@seancondon.bsky.social
Author of several books, a few of them pretty good. New York Times best-selling reader. I had a funny thing in McSweeney's 22 years ago.
Location: Amsterdam, NL.
Location: Amsterdam, NL.
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There have been 6 mass shootings in the USA over the past 24 hours. The casualty count stands at 41.
Here’s the President of the United States of America.
Here’s the President of the United States of America.
September 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
There have been 6 mass shootings in the USA over the past 24 hours. The casualty count stands at 41.
Here’s the President of the United States of America.
Here’s the President of the United States of America.
My 2013 anti-romcom novel published by Macmillan.
(The 2025 anti-romcom novel film with the same title is not based on it.)
(The 2025 anti-romcom novel film with the same title is not based on it.)
September 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
My 2013 anti-romcom novel published by Macmillan.
(The 2025 anti-romcom novel film with the same title is not based on it.)
(The 2025 anti-romcom novel film with the same title is not based on it.)
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Trump Misstates Washington Crime Data to Justify Takeover
www.nytimes.com
August 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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In-fucking-deed.
Grossly irresponsible of the Times to have this ludicrous credulous spin as the top story the morning after a president who rules by fiat proclaims a totally specious emergency to militarize the capital - an editorial insult to our intelligence and our democracy.
August 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
In-fucking-deed.
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AOC: “It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”
June 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
AOC: “It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”
Kristi Noem: Sen. Padilla Had Even Deadlier Opinion That Failed To Go Off — theonion.com/kristi-noem-...
Kristi Noem: Sen. Padilla Had Even Deadlier Opinion That Failed To Go Off
LOS ANGELES—Stressing that she had significant reason to fear for her life during yesterday’s confrontation, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem told reporters Friday that she believed Sen. Alex P...
theonion.com
June 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Kristi Noem: Sen. Padilla Had Even Deadlier Opinion That Failed To Go Off — theonion.com/kristi-noem-...
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W.E.B. Du Bois on Robert E. Lee:
“Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”
“Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”
June 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
W.E.B. Du Bois on Robert E. Lee:
“Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”
“Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”
In September, my cousin tried reefer for the very first time
Now he's doing horse. It's-
Now he's doing horse. It's-
June 1, 2025 at 7:44 AM
In September, my cousin tried reefer for the very first time
Now he's doing horse. It's-
Now he's doing horse. It's-
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Just listened to the Hur interview tape
and I’m utterly appalled at all the incoherent and crazy things Biden said about Revolutionary War airports, injecting bleach, people eating cats and dogs, Hannibal Lecter, and Arnold Palmer’s penis. Simply unbelievable that he ran for president again.
and I’m utterly appalled at all the incoherent and crazy things Biden said about Revolutionary War airports, injecting bleach, people eating cats and dogs, Hannibal Lecter, and Arnold Palmer’s penis. Simply unbelievable that he ran for president again.
May 18, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Just listened to the Hur interview tape
and I’m utterly appalled at all the incoherent and crazy things Biden said about Revolutionary War airports, injecting bleach, people eating cats and dogs, Hannibal Lecter, and Arnold Palmer’s penis. Simply unbelievable that he ran for president again.
and I’m utterly appalled at all the incoherent and crazy things Biden said about Revolutionary War airports, injecting bleach, people eating cats and dogs, Hannibal Lecter, and Arnold Palmer’s penis. Simply unbelievable that he ran for president again.
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Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
theonion.com/salvado...
theonion.com/salvado...
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
WASHINGTON—During a visit with President Donald Trump at the White House, El Salvador’s president Nayib Bukele claimed Monday that he “lacks the humanity” to return wrongly deported legal U.S. resident Kilmar Abrego Garcia back to America. “How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel […]
theonion.com
April 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
theonion.com/salvado...
theonion.com/salvado...
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True facts are true
April 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
True facts are true
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man — theonion.com/salvadoran-p...
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
WASHINGTON—During a visit with President Donald Trump at the White House, El Salvador’s president Nayib Bukele claimed Monday that he “lacks the humanity” to return wrongly deported legal U.S. residen...
theonion.com
April 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man — theonion.com/salvadoran-p...
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man — theonion.com/salvadoran-p...
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
WASHINGTON—During a visit with President Donald Trump at the White House, El Salvador’s president Nayib Bukele claimed Monday that he “lacks the humanity” to return wrongly deported legal U.S. residen...
theonion.com
April 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man — theonion.com/salvadoran-p...
My preferred Cusack is Ann
March 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
My preferred Cusack is Ann
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Perfect.
"Seriously, I don’t care how much it costs. Take every dime I have. But know this: I would level my house to the ground before I paid slightly higher property taxes to fund infrastructure that would prevent a landslide from leveling my house to the ground."
I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
I’ve gotten myself into a bit of a jam. A series of natural disasters is barreling towards my home, and there is a severe shortage of resources and...
buff.ly
January 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Perfect.
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time to rate some sums of money
$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
December 13, 2024 at 2:28 AM
time to rate some sums of money
$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
$100: classic amount of money
$0.55: not very much
$320.13: not bad
$2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you
$74,000,000: huge amount of money
$74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better!
$16: sure
-$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
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So a reminder:
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
November 30, 2024 at 2:35 AM
So a reminder:
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
This is my first post. It's not an interesting post, but it is a post nonetheless. (Plus I'm out of my mind on ketamine so it's the best I'm capable of right now.)
October 1, 2023 at 3:31 PM
This is my first post. It's not an interesting post, but it is a post nonetheless. (Plus I'm out of my mind on ketamine so it's the best I'm capable of right now.)