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Idk what I am doing here :)
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Imagine believing Friendless Urinal Cake swept all seven swing states when he can’t get anyone to come to his birthday party
June 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I have never met a Gemini and been surprised they were a Gemini
June 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Yikes
June 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Maturing is realizing you actually love Kristen Doute
May 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“Im not political” ok but are you conscious? Can you read?
March 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I love The Challenge but you could never make me like Sylvia!
February 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
You guys. I miss Jack Schlossberg
February 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Survivor fans, I finally get it. I’ve been consuming season after season of this show in the last few months.
February 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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RFK Jr even getting a hearing for this job is failed state shit
January 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Buddha really did his big one with the whole existence is suffering idea
January 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
When I put off a task that I’ve been dreading and ultimately it takes ten to twenty minutes, I’m not regretting my avoidance. Bc whatever that ten to twenty mins was actually killed me
January 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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ngl i kinda hate nazis and people who do nazi salutes
January 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Every single reality competition show is just like, “what if there was adult summer camp”
January 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Drake is really going out like every Tim Robinson character
January 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
We really not gonna talk about climate policy until every city has a #CityStrong hashtag
January 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Can we all just agree to stop letting Netflix livestream any events we actually care about pls
December 12, 2024 at 10:36 PM
How many times can you listen to Gordon Ramsay screaming, “ITS RAWW”? for me personally the limit does not exist
December 12, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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Nick Fuentes of your body my choice fame has been arrested for spraying a woman in the face with mace.

Maybe he can see how his slogan works in jail.
December 6, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Why the SHIT does everyone insist on superfluous meetings year-round, but particularly during the holiday season??? Who is this benefitting??? The info we will be discussing is ALREADY in a Google doc somewhere. End of story
November 25, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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2025 white house cabinet meeting
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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i honestly never thought i’d see the catholic church on the right side of like….anything lmao
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Nov 18
Pope Francis has said that allegations of a genocide in Gaza should be "carefully investigated" - marking some of his strongest criticism yet of Israel's war in the territory.
Pope Francis calls for investigation into Gaza genocide allegations | CNN
Pope Francis has said that allegations of a genocide in Gaza should be “carefully investigated” marking some of his strongest criticism yet of Israel’s war in the territory.
www.cnn.com
November 18, 2024 at 4:00 PM