murph
@seabaitshop.bsky.social
fix your hearts or die.
bating, hockey and baseball, gay shit. NSFW.
BW: SEAbatebro
bating, hockey and baseball, gay shit. NSFW.
BW: SEAbatebro
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Oomf
pig-like he whines
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Oomf
I’m taking Amy Sherman-Palladino hostage and making her re-do the last three seasons of Gilmore Girls and A Year in the Life
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I’m taking Amy Sherman-Palladino hostage and making her re-do the last three seasons of Gilmore Girls and A Year in the Life
Logan Cooley having four goals against Vegas tonight *crowd cheers*
two of them were empty net *crowd boos*
but one of those was shorthanded *crowd cheers*
two of them were empty net *crowd boos*
but one of those was shorthanded *crowd cheers*
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Logan Cooley having four goals against Vegas tonight *crowd cheers*
two of them were empty net *crowd boos*
but one of those was shorthanded *crowd cheers*
two of them were empty net *crowd boos*
but one of those was shorthanded *crowd cheers*
when I was at a Pratt in 2010 I watched a guy shotgun an OG Four Loko and jump out of a second story window. Survived with only bruises!
Feel like “last loko party” is a very specific millennial micor-generational memory. One of my friends was in a fraternity where they climbed onto the roof and started grabbing bits of roof tile and throwing them into the street at one of these events.
One of my dirtbag roommates worked for an alcohol lobby group, and when Four Loko got banned, they redirected an entire pallet to our driveway. The resulting party got us evicted. Devil juice, terrible stuff.
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
when I was at a Pratt in 2010 I watched a guy shotgun an OG Four Loko and jump out of a second story window. Survived with only bruises!
RIP Rad Power, I’ve loved my e-bike from them but this is probably the end of the line for them.
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Batteries for E-Bikes from Rad Power Bikes Due to Fire Hazard; Risk of Serious Injury or Death www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
RIP Rad Power, I’ve loved my e-bike from them but this is probably the end of the line for them.
all I know how to do while recovering from surgery is play Balatro, watch movies, eat hot chip, charge phone and lie
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
all I know how to do while recovering from surgery is play Balatro, watch movies, eat hot chip, charge phone and lie
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Pleasure is your birthright.
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Pleasure is your birthright.
Florian Xhekaj YOU are a Canadien
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Florian Xhekaj YOU are a Canadien
The Habs are dominating the Leafs, for me, specifically, as I recover from surgery, thank you boys
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The Habs are dominating the Leafs, for me, specifically, as I recover from surgery, thank you boys
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Couldn’t get enough of Daddy Jeff’s @hfdmxxx.bsky.social big leaky dong and stretched balls! 😛 #fcf #cockworship
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Couldn’t get enough of Daddy Jeff’s @hfdmxxx.bsky.social big leaky dong and stretched balls! 😛 #fcf #cockworship
more like Fat Cast Friday, am I right fellas?
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
more like Fat Cast Friday, am I right fellas?
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November 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Don't let nobody tell you tou can't solve your problems with dick.
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Don't let nobody tell you tou can't solve your problems with dick.
to whomever wanted Slaf with the rookies… you get your wish!
Trios (les ailiers ne sont pas nécessairement du bon côté, car j'ai raté la première vague d'exercices)
Caufield-Suzuki-Bolduc
Slafkovsky-Kapanen-Demidov
Roy-Evans-Anderson
Davidson-Veleno-Gallagher
Caufield-Suzuki-Bolduc
Slafkovsky-Kapanen-Demidov
Roy-Evans-Anderson
Davidson-Veleno-Gallagher
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
to whomever wanted Slaf with the rookies… you get your wish!
“Thanksgiving Disasters” by @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
'A House of Dynamite' but it's your uncles trying to deep fry a turkey.
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
“Thanksgiving Disasters” by @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
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Back to a buzz cut and scruff, sans-stache.
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Back to a buzz cut and scruff, sans-stache.
cleaned my apartment and meal prepped… wonder what I should do the rest of the day?
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
cleaned my apartment and meal prepped… wonder what I should do the rest of the day?
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Dad woke up hard this morning. Why don’t ya crawl in bed with him?
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Dad woke up hard this morning. Why don’t ya crawl in bed with him?
looks like he’s saving a comically large pill under his tongue
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
looks like he’s saving a comically large pill under his tongue