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murph
@seabaitshop.bsky.social
fix your hearts or die.

bating, hockey and baseball, gay shit. NSFW.

BW: SEAbatebro
cleaned my apartment and meal prepped… wonder what I should do the rest of the day?
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
going 🛫 caveman goon mode #fcf
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
oldest selfie on your phone (2017)
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
bate Wisconsibly for this #fcf
November 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
on my way to force a Wisconsin billionaire to foot Fickell’s buyout
November 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
winter beard mode activating
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
scrolling through the TL and pointing out all the fat cocks
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
hockey truly is a special sport
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’m trying to play Outer Worlds 2 but he won’t leave me alone
October 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Montreal I love you, but if you play like this for 71 more games I may end it all

Habs W
October 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
bienvenue à Seattle, Canadiens
October 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
my last two braincells watching 17 innings of baseball on a Monday
October 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
perfect way to spend a grey, rainy Sunday afternoon
October 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
your humpday posts are making me feral
October 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
ready to conquer another week
October 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Thank you, Elliotte, for reminding all of us to look out for the extra D.
October 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
gm who wants to spend the day on the couch?
October 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Erect! at an empty office. #fcf
October 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Gonna need to send my neighbors a fruit basket for disturbing them when Caufield hit the OT buzzer beater

I’M ALIVE!!!!!
October 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The Mississauga Menace rocking the new Kraken third jersey after winning the ALDS also works!!
October 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
soooo excited for the Habs home opener
October 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
sometimes you gotta slap on a pair of cut up leggings just give the bate that extra special something #fcf
October 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
we’re so fucking back, girls.
October 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
hornyposting in the office bathroom again
October 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM