Coach Monk
@coachmonk.bsky.social
I fist things and also throw them. 🥊🥋 🏋♂️
ISSA Personal Trainer and Nutrition Coach
Hrothgar, Monster Hunter, Berserker Class servant, Chef, Dog Magnet. Taken. (He/Him)
My page likely staying SFW, the likes, will not.
https://ko-fi.com/coachmnk
ISSA Personal Trainer and Nutrition Coach
Hrothgar, Monster Hunter, Berserker Class servant, Chef, Dog Magnet. Taken. (He/Him)
My page likely staying SFW, the likes, will not.
https://ko-fi.com/coachmnk
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I love me too.
"I love you"..reply like an uninterested person. Let's go
January 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I love me too.
So things happened.
January 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
So things happened.
Already filled my minifridge, what else needs filling?
January 3, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Already filled my minifridge, what else needs filling?
I just put a frig inside my closet and that means fucking monster drink on demand without leaving my room. 😍
January 2, 2026 at 6:06 AM
I just put a frig inside my closet and that means fucking monster drink on demand without leaving my room. 😍
I can't eat quick because my jaw is slightly off its hinge. I have a big scar under the beard and if I eat too quick I bite the inside of my cheek.
Don't jump off moving vehicles kids. Or maybe do if you're in mortal danger.
Don't jump off moving vehicles kids. Or maybe do if you're in mortal danger.
December 31, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I can't eat quick because my jaw is slightly off its hinge. I have a big scar under the beard and if I eat too quick I bite the inside of my cheek.
Don't jump off moving vehicles kids. Or maybe do if you're in mortal danger.
Don't jump off moving vehicles kids. Or maybe do if you're in mortal danger.
Idk how I feel about these proportions.
December 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Idk how I feel about these proportions.
When every gay and their mother gushes how good Heated Rivalry is pretty much guarantees I'm not gonna watch it ever. 😂
December 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When every gay and their mother gushes how good Heated Rivalry is pretty much guarantees I'm not gonna watch it ever. 😂
Naaaah fuck all gym pics today and tomorrow if I can't lift nobody should be able to. 😤😤😤
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Naaaah fuck all gym pics today and tomorrow if I can't lift nobody should be able to. 😤😤😤
I didn't catch my barber before *mas and now my week is ruined.
Only $1776 will make it feel better.
Only $1776 will make it feel better.
December 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I didn't catch my barber before *mas and now my week is ruined.
Only $1776 will make it feel better.
Only $1776 will make it feel better.
Oh this game was SO CAMPY I remember renting it all the time I loved it.
December 23 1998, Goemon's Great Adventure debuted on the N64 in Japan!
The Goemon series, known for excellent theatrics and music, removed the opening cinematic in the American and PAL release of the game. Shame.
But as an early Christmas present you can watch it here today! Yay!
The Goemon series, known for excellent theatrics and music, removed the opening cinematic in the American and PAL release of the game. Shame.
But as an early Christmas present you can watch it here today! Yay!
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Oh this game was SO CAMPY I remember renting it all the time I loved it.
I don't AI my pics cuz I'm way cooler than that.
December 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I don't AI my pics cuz I'm way cooler than that.
If you see this, post your favorite Final Fantasy character.
December 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
If you see this, post your favorite Final Fantasy character.
I don't do Christmas but if you wanna get me gear and wrap it nicely ill take it. 😂
December 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I don't do Christmas but if you wanna get me gear and wrap it nicely ill take it. 😂
Why are you horny.
December 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Why are you horny.
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get yourself a best friend that reads you to filth effortlessly like @coachmonk.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
get yourself a best friend that reads you to filth effortlessly like @coachmonk.bsky.social
We don't recognize holidays in this house.
December 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
We don't recognize holidays in this house.
Unflattering light and if I flex too hard the phone shakes so this is what you get today. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Unflattering light and if I flex too hard the phone shakes so this is what you get today. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Who's next for inspection?
December 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Who's next for inspection?
The virgin E33 hater incel with no bitches vs the Chad Goatpedition 33 enjoyer with a massive cock.
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The virgin E33 hater incel with no bitches vs the Chad Goatpedition 33 enjoyer with a massive cock.
Who's next for inspection?
December 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Who's next for inspection?
When ppl ask me if I have a type I'll just refer to this.
December 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
When ppl ask me if I have a type I'll just refer to this.
Quick pump. Don't ask me why they look like that.
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Quick pump. Don't ask me why they look like that.
Just 2?
🔻The Israeli soldier Nahari Barzani was found dead by suicide in his home after suffering from 'post-war trauma,' according to Hebrew media sources.
He is the second Israeli soldier to die by suicide this week.
He is the second Israeli soldier to die by suicide this week.
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Just 2?
I hate December. 🥰😍
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I hate December. 🥰😍
We ain't shaming ppl that post AI content like its the pinnacle of entertainment enough imo.
December 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We ain't shaming ppl that post AI content like its the pinnacle of entertainment enough imo.