Coach Monk
@coachmonk.bsky.social
I fist things and also throw them. 🥊🥋 🏋♂️
ISSA Personal Trainer and Nutrition Coach
Hrothgar, Monster Hunter, Berserker Class servant, Chef, Dog Magnet. Taken. (He/Him)
My page likely staying SFW, the likes, will not.
https://ko-fi.com/coachmnk
ISSA Personal Trainer and Nutrition Coach
Hrothgar, Monster Hunter, Berserker Class servant, Chef, Dog Magnet. Taken. (He/Him)
My page likely staying SFW, the likes, will not.
https://ko-fi.com/coachmnk
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Those gays obsessed with masculinity are high key annoying ngl. Will let anything slide if he's "manly enough". 🤡
January 27, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Those gays obsessed with masculinity are high key annoying ngl. Will let anything slide if he's "manly enough". 🤡
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Month end has me annoyed af so lame ass pump today.
Will crush for tips. (jk) ((?))
Will crush for tips. (jk) ((?))
January 27, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Month end has me annoyed af so lame ass pump today.
Will crush for tips. (jk) ((?))
Will crush for tips. (jk) ((?))
Month end has me annoyed af so lame ass pump today.
Will crush for tips. (jk) ((?))
Will crush for tips. (jk) ((?))
January 27, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Month end has me annoyed af so lame ass pump today.
Will crush for tips. (jk) ((?))
Will crush for tips. (jk) ((?))
Each time I go to a place with a bouncer I always end up befriending them for some reason. They'll just chat me up and vibe.
January 25, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Each time I go to a place with a bouncer I always end up befriending them for some reason. They'll just chat me up and vibe.
Using a GIF or vid, give everybody a sneak peek at your flirting technique!
January 25, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Using a GIF or vid, give everybody a sneak peek at your flirting technique!
Might as well get a lift in before I get thrown into the pit of millenial normie yuppiness later tonight so I dont feel urged to start a barfight.
January 24, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Might as well get a lift in before I get thrown into the pit of millenial normie yuppiness later tonight so I dont feel urged to start a barfight.
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Update: my wardrobe still consists of several copies of the same tank top. Not suitable for civilian interaction.
January 23, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Update: my wardrobe still consists of several copies of the same tank top. Not suitable for civilian interaction.
Update: my wardrobe still consists of several copies of the same tank top. Not suitable for civilian interaction.
January 23, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Update: my wardrobe still consists of several copies of the same tank top. Not suitable for civilian interaction.
Let's try this out but mustard should be the default free space option. I already know that.
January 22, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Let's try this out but mustard should be the default free space option. I already know that.
Got invited to an event and I need to look like a human for Saturday.
Slight panic.
Slight panic.
January 20, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Got invited to an event and I need to look like a human for Saturday.
Slight panic.
Slight panic.
I somehow lost every sunglasses casing I had and JUST the casings. now I store my shades inside a sock hidden in my backpack.
January 19, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I somehow lost every sunglasses casing I had and JUST the casings. now I store my shades inside a sock hidden in my backpack.
I am convinced there is a psyop going on targeting gay men, trying to "redpill" them and turning them more into conservativism. I've seen too many sketchy "influencers" beating the same topics over and over like "open relationship bad", "these perverted gays at pride that" or along those lines.
January 16, 2026 at 6:52 AM
I am convinced there is a psyop going on targeting gay men, trying to "redpill" them and turning them more into conservativism. I've seen too many sketchy "influencers" beating the same topics over and over like "open relationship bad", "these perverted gays at pride that" or along those lines.
Retail therapy would cure me.
January 16, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Retail therapy would cure me.
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Fetus growing on my ear.
Plus bonus selfie.
Plus bonus selfie.
January 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Fetus growing on my ear.
Plus bonus selfie.
Plus bonus selfie.
Fetus growing on my ear.
Plus bonus selfie.
Plus bonus selfie.
January 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Fetus growing on my ear.
Plus bonus selfie.
Plus bonus selfie.
Looking pissed all the time is my passion.
(I am autistic and gay)
But also pissed.
(I am autistic and gay)
But also pissed.
January 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Looking pissed all the time is my passion.
(I am autistic and gay)
But also pissed.
(I am autistic and gay)
But also pissed.
I got an urge to play Space Channel 5.
January 8, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I got an urge to play Space Channel 5.
Why is it that I sleep WORSE when I take melatonin? It feels like it tries to do its job but my body violently fights it and keeps me awake on purpose.
January 7, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Why is it that I sleep WORSE when I take melatonin? It feels like it tries to do its job but my body violently fights it and keeps me awake on purpose.
Get you someone that looks at you like this lol.
January 7, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Get you someone that looks at you like this lol.
First workout or whatever.
January 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
First workout or whatever.
I love me too.
"I love you"..reply like an uninterested person. Let's go
January 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I love me too.
So things happened.
January 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
So things happened.
Already filled my minifridge, what else needs filling?
January 3, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Already filled my minifridge, what else needs filling?
I just put a frig inside my closet and that means fucking monster drink on demand without leaving my room. 😍
January 2, 2026 at 6:06 AM
I just put a frig inside my closet and that means fucking monster drink on demand without leaving my room. 😍