there is much about Gen Z that is absolutely none of my business, but as a lifelong member of the hourglass girlie caucus, I just thank them for their work resurrecting the “big pants little top” doctrine

Diana Ross. The boss. The icon.

My brother knows my name and where I live that’s enough

The most alienating thing I regularly come across is people with regular family/sibling group chats like ..why would you do that that’s an insecure line those people can’t know things about you that’s a security breech

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it's not hard to figure out when Objective Reporters are really carrying out a bigoted persecution campaign www.mediamatters.org/new-york-tim...

idk how, but i feel like we could use this to establish socialism

opened up my notes app and this is the first thing i see. i don’t remember writing this. i’m wheezing

HR Devouring Employee (Mixed Media)

the T in Sonic T. Hedgehog stands for Tradwife ✝️👩‍🍼📿

learning that Oprah's real name is Orpah is one of those wedge factoids that will permanently destroy your ability to speak normally about her ever again. it alters your brain chemistry. "Do you mean Orpah?" you'll say, every time. if you're reading this it's already too late

ok I take it back I’m all in on ai

writers should get together and have fancy blank notebook swaps where we can refresh/shuffle up our fancy blank notebook supply without spending any more money on yet more fancy blank notebooks

I have a number of autistic friends and funnily enough none of them have stolen billions of dollars through crypto fraud

i can neither confirm nor deny that i am nor am not the person that which you think i may be

im the blockchain