Screamscaper
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Horror lover. Pumpkin artist. DC cliche.
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to the opera!
My wife just said "find out where they're going, we need to support them." We already do, but she's dead-on correct, DC folks.
January 9, 2026 at 11:43 PM
to the opera!
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
Welp, just got on the Pluribus train and watched the full season in 2 sittings. REAAAAAALLY enjoyed it.
January 2, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Welp, just got on the Pluribus train and watched the full season in 2 sittings. REAAAAAALLY enjoyed it.
This is getting qt'd quite a bit in my feed and apropos of nothing, I suddenly have an intense craving for Medium Rare.
I have a lot of respect for the Knives Out movies just as an exercise in people making solid B+ level entertainment where everyone seems to be enjoying the experience without it needing it to win Oscar’s or make 3 billion dollars. It’s like going to a good steakhouse.
December 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This is getting qt'd quite a bit in my feed and apropos of nothing, I suddenly have an intense craving for Medium Rare.
On point
At #15 in the list of our 25 most-read articles of the year is this honest assessment of our crime-riddled capital.
Crimes I Have Witnessed as a Resident of Washington, DC
Our 15th most-read article of 2025. - - -“President Donald Trump said on Monday he was deploying 800 National Guard troops to Washington and tempo...
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December 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
On point
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Just wanted to say WOOOO!! It's the shortest day! Which means we can look forward to spring from now on. Thank goodness for that. Happy Solstice and see you in 2026!! #wintersolstice #solstice #shortestday
December 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Just wanted to say WOOOO!! It's the shortest day! Which means we can look forward to spring from now on. Thank goodness for that. Happy Solstice and see you in 2026!! #wintersolstice #solstice #shortestday
DC's only responses to snow: raw panic and being absolutely adorable
December 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
DC's only responses to snow: raw panic and being absolutely adorable
It was like 60 degrees out in DC today!!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It was like 60 degrees out in DC today!!!!!
There is still just over 3 hours left in this day
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
There is still just over 3 hours left in this day
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I nominate KEY & PEELE for this vital role.
Yes yes, Nosferatu (2024), Frankenstein (2025), Werwulf in 2026
but now we need an Abbott and Costello equivalent to meet them all in 2027
but now we need an Abbott and Costello equivalent to meet them all in 2027
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I nominate KEY & PEELE for this vital role.
The NextGen Acelas are a joke.
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The NextGen Acelas are a joke.
I work 2 blocks away, walk to/from work, and totally missed this. I miss everything good, dammit.
Also, wtf.
Also, wtf.
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I work 2 blocks away, walk to/from work, and totally missed this. I miss everything good, dammit.
Also, wtf.
Also, wtf.
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Happy Walking Circulatory System In The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Happy Walking Circulatory System In The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
Spotted in Cleveland Park. I love this town so much.
October 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Spotted in Cleveland Park. I love this town so much.
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Today in my random DC adventures: I saw an anthropomorphic bottle of mumbo sauce confuse the hell out of a cat it was trying to befriend.
September 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Today in my random DC adventures: I saw an anthropomorphic bottle of mumbo sauce confuse the hell out of a cat it was trying to befriend.
Was so looking forward to seeing The Long Walk but found it kinda mediocre. Really fell apart in the third act. A shame.
September 14, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Was so looking forward to seeing The Long Walk but found it kinda mediocre. Really fell apart in the third act. A shame.
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Naught but a leap to the left
And thanne a clockwyse tread;
Put thyne handes on thyne hippes,
And be thy knees yn-gatheréd:
Lo, it ys the pelvique thruste
That maketh mirthe down to rayne -
Let us do the Tyme Warpe agayne!
And thanne a clockwyse tread;
Put thyne handes on thyne hippes,
And be thy knees yn-gatheréd:
Lo, it ys the pelvique thruste
That maketh mirthe down to rayne -
Let us do the Tyme Warpe agayne!
August 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Naught but a leap to the left
And thanne a clockwyse tread;
Put thyne handes on thyne hippes,
And be thy knees yn-gatheréd:
Lo, it ys the pelvique thruste
That maketh mirthe down to rayne -
Let us do the Tyme Warpe agayne!
And thanne a clockwyse tread;
Put thyne handes on thyne hippes,
And be thy knees yn-gatheréd:
Lo, it ys the pelvique thruste
That maketh mirthe down to rayne -
Let us do the Tyme Warpe agayne!
It seems like 70% of DC is at The Wharf tonight
August 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It seems like 70% of DC is at The Wharf tonight
Saw Weapons today, which may have the greatest set-up/pay-off in the entire history of cinema.
August 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Saw Weapons today, which may have the greatest set-up/pay-off in the entire history of cinema.
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these noodles are so good and everyone in here is so nice and I love DC so much why is this happening to us 😭
August 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
these noodles are so good and everyone in here is so nice and I love DC so much why is this happening to us 😭
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Washington DC fucking rules
August 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Washington DC fucking rules
There's a McSweeney's article for literally everyone to make them realize they're a walking cliche. Today is my day.
"Many don’t realize that The Gilded Age, the grand and expensive HBO/Max/HBOMaxAgain show, was actually devised for a very specific audience: quirky early millennial women who studied theater in college and briefly tried their hand at acting before ultimately becoming writers."
The Gilded Age Was Created for Quirky Xennial Women Who Studied Theater in College
Many don’t realize that The Gilded Age, the very grand and expensive HBO/Max/HBOMaxAgain show, was actually devised for a very specific audience: q...
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August 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
There's a McSweeney's article for literally everyone to make them realize they're a walking cliche. Today is my day.
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Justice for sandwich bro!
August 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Justice for sandwich bro!
Bogus Journey. Dracula a close second
August 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Bogus Journey. Dracula a close second