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Screamscaper
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Horror lover. Pumpkin artist. DC cliche.
It's been too long since I last went to Jaleo...
January 10, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Nice squared
January 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
It's the last night of "DC is dead quiet" times, you're just honoring that.
January 4, 2026 at 11:36 PM
It's so good
January 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I think I'm an average level of risk averse and hell no, nope, only if I was going to toss that coffee and not drink another sip. I won't so much as eat M&M's on the Metro.
January 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I think you can consider yourself a true central/upstate NY-er now. I've done the down-and-back drive to NYC many times, but never thru a lake effect storm.
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It's soooo good
December 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It didn't gel for me. Everything about it was well done, but it didn't give me the gut punch the book did.
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Taco Bamba has a poutine taco but I wouldn't go so far as to recommend it 😖
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Ah, memories
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Acela with a free upgrade coupon... it gives me anxiety to not have an assigned seat, tho I do recognize NE regional cafe car realness.
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Oh gods, so sorry...
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
But today tho, seriously. I mean...
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Went to a 2-star place back in August, which was phenomenal, but they had 2 Michelin Man figurines in their decor situated in such a way that one was lock-eyed with me all night. Watching. Smiling. Implacable. As I chewed. As I digested.
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I lived in suburbs/rural areas nearly my entire life. Had a house with a big yard and everything. Then I moved to DC and completely fell in love with the urban lifestyle. I'm a total geeky Metro fan. I'm so completely over the standard "American Dream" home ownership.
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM