Jack Scrambo
@scrambojambo.bsky.social
Literally just a guy. hit me with your car
I do law stuff, begrudgingly and usually for money.
Should have been a welder
I do law stuff, begrudgingly and usually for money.
Should have been a welder
Pinned
Sources: Ackman is beside himself. Driving around downtown Manhattan begging (thru texts) Cuomo’s daughters for address of Mamdani’s party
adam friedland rest now king
Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by Gersh and from an upcoming film project for a recent episode with Christian nationalist Nick Fuentes.
Hollywood Finally Listened to Red Scare
Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by Gersh and from an upcoming film project for a recent episode with Christian nationalist Nick Fuentes.
www.vulture.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
adam friedland rest now king
Thank you for coming Dude, we’ve had some terrible news, Mr. Lebowski is in seclusion in the West Wing
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Thank you for coming Dude, we’ve had some terrible news, Mr. Lebowski is in seclusion in the West Wing
gods save us from the twisted homunculi of the capitalist class
This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
gods save us from the twisted homunculi of the capitalist class
SUMMON THE ETSY WITCHES
Fetterman fell, hitting his face, while taking a walk and experiencing an episode of ventricular fibrillation, according to a spokesperson. (via @wesa.fm)
Sen. Fetterman hospitalized in Pittsburgh after heart episode, fall outside his Braddock home
Fetterman fell, hitting his face, while taking a walk and experiencing an episode of ventricular fibrillation, according to a spokesperson.
n.pr
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
SUMMON THE ETSY WITCHES
Hearing this a year later is actually kind of enraging. Thanks for nothing, this sucks ass
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
Kamala Harris criticized Joe Biden's Administration, saying they should have been more willing to publicly criticize Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu over Gaza
The post ‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hearing this a year later is actually kind of enraging. Thanks for nothing, this sucks ass
Ok House Democrats I see you, nice work. Speaker Smithers did what he could for President Burns but it wasn’t enough
"That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files" -- Rep. Grijalva
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ok House Democrats I see you, nice work. Speaker Smithers did what he could for President Burns but it wasn’t enough
People are interesting. Sometimes I’ll say “No, your ideas are bad, and you should feel bad,” and it will lead to good dialogue. Sometimes I’ll say “that’s kind of a facile argument” and be immediately blocked.
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
People are interesting. Sometimes I’ll say “No, your ideas are bad, and you should feel bad,” and it will lead to good dialogue. Sometimes I’ll say “that’s kind of a facile argument” and be immediately blocked.
@dieworkwear.bsky.social please rate this fit
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social please rate this fit
She probably went to psychics for a second opinion, because the tools that Bar Review programs already have built in told her she was going to fail. Who needs a psychic when Kaplan or Barbri just looks at all your practice quizzes and study time and goes “Yeah uh, you’re fucked”
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
She probably went to psychics for a second opinion, because the tools that Bar Review programs already have built in told her she was going to fail. Who needs a psychic when Kaplan or Barbri just looks at all your practice quizzes and study time and goes “Yeah uh, you’re fucked”
you’re not united though, are you? you’ve got at least 8 colleagues without spines. and we don’t really fucking trust the rest of you either
That December vote is a huge moment we can turn into a victory. People are watching. Good bill, we win; they cheat, they will lose. If we fight united.
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
you’re not united though, are you? you’ve got at least 8 colleagues without spines. and we don’t really fucking trust the rest of you either
If only more Democrats in Congress were as left wing as….. BILL KRISTOL?!?!
Abolish Border Patrol.
Trump deportation agent: "I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.”
November 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If only more Democrats in Congress were as left wing as….. BILL KRISTOL?!?!
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
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Sources: Ackman is beside himself. Driving around downtown Manhattan begging (thru texts) Cuomo’s daughters for address of Mamdani’s party
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Sources: Ackman is beside himself. Driving around downtown Manhattan begging (thru texts) Cuomo’s daughters for address of Mamdani’s party
New York, I love you
Oh please don’t change a thing
Oh please don’t change a thing
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
New York, I love you
Oh please don’t change a thing
Oh please don’t change a thing
I hope New York is ready to have an absurdly hot First Couple because DAMN look at them
On this beautiful morning in Astoria, I cast my ballot for our city and our future.
I hope you will too.
I hope you will too.
November 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I hope New York is ready to have an absurdly hot First Couple because DAMN look at them
Failed state shit. California and its municipalities spending taxpayer money to protect corporate profits because the federal government is withholding taxpayer money to feed the taxpayer.
Meanwhile China is rocketing toward 90% homeownership. Lifting people up.
Rugged individualism! Hooray.
Meanwhile China is rocketing toward 90% homeownership. Lifting people up.
Rugged individualism! Hooray.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
November 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Failed state shit. California and its municipalities spending taxpayer money to protect corporate profits because the federal government is withholding taxpayer money to feed the taxpayer.
Meanwhile China is rocketing toward 90% homeownership. Lifting people up.
Rugged individualism! Hooray.
Meanwhile China is rocketing toward 90% homeownership. Lifting people up.
Rugged individualism! Hooray.
The crazy thing about Republicans killing SNAP on purpose is that it immediately takes billions of dollars out of the pockets of *American* businesses. SNAP isn’t a dividend. You have to spend it. On food.
So that money is just gone. Billions in economic activity, gone. Right as the holidays hit.
So that money is just gone. Billions in economic activity, gone. Right as the holidays hit.
An estimated 15.7 million workers use SNAP. It’s a lifeline for those in low-wage jobs.
Meanwhile, CEOs are paid 280x as much as the typical worker.
Don’t be angry at workers for using food stamps.
Be angry at the corporations paying them so little that they need them.
Meanwhile, CEOs are paid 280x as much as the typical worker.
Don’t be angry at workers for using food stamps.
Be angry at the corporations paying them so little that they need them.
October 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The crazy thing about Republicans killing SNAP on purpose is that it immediately takes billions of dollars out of the pockets of *American* businesses. SNAP isn’t a dividend. You have to spend it. On food.
So that money is just gone. Billions in economic activity, gone. Right as the holidays hit.
So that money is just gone. Billions in economic activity, gone. Right as the holidays hit.
“Peacetime President”
(Miami Herald) - The Trump Administration has made the decision to attack military installations inside Venezuela and the strikes could come at any moment, sources with knowledge of the situation told the Miami Herald ..
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U.S. poised to strike military targets in Venezuela in escalation against Maduro regime
The Trump Administration has made the decision to attack military installations inside Venezuela and the strikes could come at any moment, sources with knowledge of the situation told the Miami Herald...
www.miamiherald.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“Peacetime President”
“JD Vance scares me because he’s more ideological than Trump but much younger.”
This man has no juice. He is rizzless. People look at him and recoil. Trump is a Obama compared to this wet bitch
This man has no juice. He is rizzless. People look at him and recoil. Trump is a Obama compared to this wet bitch
October 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“JD Vance scares me because he’s more ideological than Trump but much younger.”
This man has no juice. He is rizzless. People look at him and recoil. Trump is a Obama compared to this wet bitch
This man has no juice. He is rizzless. People look at him and recoil. Trump is a Obama compared to this wet bitch
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Reminder: Republicans are more concerned with protecting pedophiles than protecting the American people.
Day 30 of the shutdown and the pedophile protection party only cares about ensuring the Epstein files are not released.
Day 30 of the shutdown and the pedophile protection party only cares about ensuring the Epstein files are not released.
October 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Reminder: Republicans are more concerned with protecting pedophiles than protecting the American people.
Day 30 of the shutdown and the pedophile protection party only cares about ensuring the Epstein files are not released.
Day 30 of the shutdown and the pedophile protection party only cares about ensuring the Epstein files are not released.
Massively profitable megacorporations laying off Americans by the tens of thousands has been the story of this country for my entire 36 years of life. Yeah it’s rigged against us, the same way it’s been for forever
Amazon just announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
October 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Massively profitable megacorporations laying off Americans by the tens of thousands has been the story of this country for my entire 36 years of life. Yeah it’s rigged against us, the same way it’s been for forever
This reminds me of an old Patton Oswald bit about the Star Wars prequels, and how we don’t need to see the origin for every damn thing we like. “Hey do you like Angelina Jolie? Think she’s really hot and talented? Well then you’ll love Jon Voigt’s ballsack!”
i know that all stranger things does anymore is score own goals but *explaining the upside down* is truly a sign that they have lost their fucking minds
The Duffer Brothers reveal two questions that will be answered in ‘Strangers Things 5’
1️⃣ “What is the Upside Down truly?”
2️⃣ “Why was Will Byers taken in S1?”
(via EW)
1️⃣ “What is the Upside Down truly?”
2️⃣ “Why was Will Byers taken in S1?”
(via EW)
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This reminds me of an old Patton Oswald bit about the Star Wars prequels, and how we don’t need to see the origin for every damn thing we like. “Hey do you like Angelina Jolie? Think she’s really hot and talented? Well then you’ll love Jon Voigt’s ballsack!”
Scratch a “purity test” whiner and a bigot bleeds.
And of course zee/zem have/hath turned off the comments because they can’t handle reason. Bluesky really has become a daycare for the societally ill-equipped.
October 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Scratch a “purity test” whiner and a bigot bleeds.