Jack Scrambo
@scrambojambo.bsky.social
Literally just a guy. hit me with your car
I do law stuff, begrudgingly and usually for money.
Should have been a welder
I do law stuff, begrudgingly and usually for money.
Should have been a welder
New York, I love you
Oh please don’t change a thing
Oh please don’t change a thing
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
New York, I love you
Oh please don’t change a thing
Oh please don’t change a thing
Serving much more ass than your October Turkey Vulture, which I appreciate
October 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Serving much more ass than your October Turkey Vulture, which I appreciate
Anyway Wendy does field work in Palestine
October 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Anyway Wendy does field work in Palestine
I’m not *just* a leftist dirtbag still prone to occasionally “libbing out”
I also have ✨hobbies✨
First attempt. Overall it went well
I also have ✨hobbies✨
First attempt. Overall it went well
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’m not *just* a leftist dirtbag still prone to occasionally “libbing out”
I also have ✨hobbies✨
First attempt. Overall it went well
I also have ✨hobbies✨
First attempt. Overall it went well
Made my wife a cake Sunday. This isn’t the result, it’s the appetizer.
Ladies if he’s not serving an amuse bouche of raw cake batter two ways, dump him.
Ladies if he’s not serving an amuse bouche of raw cake batter two ways, dump him.
October 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Made my wife a cake Sunday. This isn’t the result, it’s the appetizer.
Ladies if he’s not serving an amuse bouche of raw cake batter two ways, dump him.
Ladies if he’s not serving an amuse bouche of raw cake batter two ways, dump him.
You know dude there’s one more thing you could do that would be even more based and really really take you out of the gene pool. now before we continue do you have a dead rat handy
August 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
You know dude there’s one more thing you could do that would be even more based and really really take you out of the gene pool. now before we continue do you have a dead rat handy
“But back to the food”
![numerous dessets [STET], well served. I say well served - often it's by some professional houseman and just as often by several young women remding [STET] one of Castle Dracula where Lugosi has three young female vampires who service the place.
Add to this that Jeffrey lives in a vast house alone, one can picture him asleeping sax in damp earth. But back to the food.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zvoiwglwezmsrtzzdjn4fufw/bafkreigsko6foswju7bmctofkrrzn3xnbxwmuvul6n7jght3u5tsquutjm@jpeg)
August 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“But back to the food”
in other words, not a New Yorker
August 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
in other words, not a New Yorker
Second Trump Term or First Chang Dynasty
August 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Second Trump Term or First Chang Dynasty
How do these sick fucks find me?
Listen: if you say in August 2025 “there is no genocide,” then you are simply a depraved asshole. You are a gutter racist who thinks Palestinian life is worthless. You would have called the Gestapo on Ann Frank. You are scum, no better than a Brownshirt.
Listen: if you say in August 2025 “there is no genocide,” then you are simply a depraved asshole. You are a gutter racist who thinks Palestinian life is worthless. You would have called the Gestapo on Ann Frank. You are scum, no better than a Brownshirt.
August 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
How do these sick fucks find me?
Listen: if you say in August 2025 “there is no genocide,” then you are simply a depraved asshole. You are a gutter racist who thinks Palestinian life is worthless. You would have called the Gestapo on Ann Frank. You are scum, no better than a Brownshirt.
Listen: if you say in August 2025 “there is no genocide,” then you are simply a depraved asshole. You are a gutter racist who thinks Palestinian life is worthless. You would have called the Gestapo on Ann Frank. You are scum, no better than a Brownshirt.
“Porn? That's a nude egg I won from my game. I'm not in trouble at all. Now... We should be able to look at a little porn at work.” - Richard Hanania
August 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“Porn? That's a nude egg I won from my game. I'm not in trouble at all. Now... We should be able to look at a little porn at work.” - Richard Hanania
at least James Franco had sex with his body pillow Kimiko-chan AND real human woman Liz Lemon
August 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
at least James Franco had sex with his body pillow Kimiko-chan AND real human woman Liz Lemon
He’s like Uncle Leo but more atrocious and fragile
!["I've been on the Island now 50 years," [Dershowitz] said. "I don't think I've ever seen a place that is as intolerant as Martha's Vineyard."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zvoiwglwezmsrtzzdjn4fufw/bafkreifrniut5fctihzk4kdphcehxjvmo2e56lrxum4f33uvohton2bgm4@jpeg)
August 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
He’s like Uncle Leo but more atrocious and fragile
to the world this person is Faine Greenwood, to me they’re just some dumbass I must have put in their place and have never had to think about again
August 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
to the world this person is Faine Greenwood, to me they’re just some dumbass I must have put in their place and have never had to think about again
Matt Yglesias tag stays winning. The laziest most disengaged losers think they’re civic avengers for pulling a lever every 4 years and their egg headed prince tells them they’re special but also they should be More Like Republicans.
July 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Matt Yglesias tag stays winning. The laziest most disengaged losers think they’re civic avengers for pulling a lever every 4 years and their egg headed prince tells them they’re special but also they should be More Like Republicans.
wow Mike be LESS pathetic I dare you
July 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
wow Mike be LESS pathetic I dare you
Ma’am your ideology is completely incoherent. What do you understand Progressive to even mean?
![Marie Louise Bosin
@mlbosin.bsky.social
I am an old woman who wears a flower crown for smiles
🚫MAGA🚫
🚫PROGRESSIVES🚫 [lol what the fuck?]
🚫PATRIARCHY🚫](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zvoiwglwezmsrtzzdjn4fufw/bafkreifczg7k5vbvzsdz637qaa47gadg224ov7ruq2uhlu5bp7aslqcs54@jpeg)
July 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Ma’am your ideology is completely incoherent. What do you understand Progressive to even mean?
this is how I learned that Hulk Hogan died. perfect. no notes. rest in piss shithead
July 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
this is how I learned that Hulk Hogan died. perfect. no notes. rest in piss shithead
it really fucking is, Laurie. it really fucking is. the arrogance of you people is staggering
July 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
it really fucking is, Laurie. it really fucking is. the arrogance of you people is staggering
