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Jack Scrambo
@scrambojambo.bsky.social
Literally just a guy. hit me with your car
I do law stuff, begrudgingly and usually for money.
Should have been a welder
Pinned
If only more Democrats in Congress were as left wing as….. BILL KRISTOL?!?!
Abolish Border Patrol.
Trump deportation agent: "I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.”
“Nobody wanted to be a ‘racist’ and we saw where that eventually led.”

Someone remind me why this Nazi gets the “serious thinker” treatment
February 3, 2026 at 9:16 PM
This isn’t even a profile in courage for these AUSA’s, it’s basic self-preservation. “Oh sorry I made all these material misrepresentations to you Judge, you see I hadn’t seen any of the underlying evidence.”

That’s a one way ticket to censure for violating the rules of professional responsibility.
SCOOP: More federal prosecutors in Minnesota have resigned or are preparing to, in part because the administration has asked them to file charges against protesters without appropriate evidence, according to multiple people with knowledge of the situation. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
February 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I don’t care how many memos exist in Roberts’ desk suggesting that this is permissible. This is outrageous, cuts directly against core constitutional principles, and should be treated as the massive scandal it is.
Jodi Kantor in the NY Times reports that the Chief Justice requested Court employees sign nondisclosure agreements in November 2024 - moving to formal contracts requiring silence/confidentiality after Trump was reelected: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/u...
February 2, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Why waste time making 12 normal croissants when you can just make 2 giant croissants
February 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Mr. Rosen took the US attorney job under Trump to “combat increasing antisemitism,” by which he meant people who object to genocide. Mr. Rosen has now received a crash course in how strategic alliances with fascists won’t take collaborators off the menu.
January 31, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I hope you brushed up on your Italian
January 30, 2026 at 10:05 PM
The guillotine is too civil. We’re gonna use big silly mallets like Gallagher smashing watermelons in the 80’s
Brooke Rollins: "The American dream is not being on a food stamp program. The American dream is not being on all these programs. That should be a hand up, not a handout. As of yesterday, we have moved 1.75 million people off of SNAP."
January 30, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I see that replacing the little Nazi imp with the big Nazi ogre was, at best, a lateral move
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Federal immigration officers tried to enter Ecuadorian consulate in Minneapolis but were stopped, foreign minister says www.axios.com/2026/01/28/i...
January 28, 2026 at 2:18 AM
There is no one left in the DOJ Civil Rights Division who does real work. It’s just half a dozen grifters looking into “accusations of anti-white racism.” Entire departments at Justice functionally no longer exist
January 27, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Was just in the car listening to @whyy.org and an older black gentlemen from Mt. Airy called in and said that he mourns the losses of “Sister Renee Good” and “Brother Alex Pretti” and for whatever reason that’s the moment that broke me.

Anyway if you burst into tears in your car today, same.
January 26, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Reposted by Jack Scrambo
January 23, 2026 at 4:15 PM
his messy hair is a conscious choice. he wants to exude “wacky genius inventor” instead of the regime’s oligarch in charge of surveillance.
“There will be more than enough jobs for the citizens of your nation, esp. those with vocational training,” said Karp. “I do think these trends really do make it hard to imagine why we should have large-scale immigration unless you have a very specialized skill.”

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Palantir CEO Says AI to Make Large-Scale Immigration Obsolete
Artificial intelligence will displace so many jobs that it will eliminate the need for mass immigration, according to Palantir Technologies Inc. Chief Executive Officer Alex Karp.
www.bloomberg.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Two types of YouTube ads I always block: anything rightwing, and all podcasts. I’ll be listening to the thing I wanna listen to and then some dumb asshole is like “thanks for watching fam! I’m here with Alex Ohanian to turn it up and talk some AI!” I would rather die
January 21, 2026 at 3:45 PM
That’s not what Zohran did.

Zohran didn’t “focus his message entirely on affordability.” He went out and engaged directly with his constituency and made THEIR priorities, HIS priorities.

The chatterers and consultants and Schumerites—ghouls like you—always skip the first step.
January 20, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Yes. PLEASE do this!

I can think of no better way to radicalize middle aged guys with double digit IQ’s against Trump than for him to black out every college football game except Army/Navy
January 19, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Free yourselves. Leave the Stancil discourse behind. It is empty calories.
it's interesting to see criticism of stancil that basically amounts to "yes, he's doing good things in the real world, but don't lose sight of the fact that he's annoying online." please take a breath.
January 19, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Quiet peasants, the Patriots are good again.
January 19, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state?
January 18, 2026 at 11:42 PM
it is shocking to me that the traditional allies of the United States have—at least so far—failed to engage with Trump as what he is: a playground bully. Do you roll over to placate the bully? No. The bully is weak, fragile. You throw sand in his fucking face and kick him in the nuts so he learns.
January 18, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I’m kinda good at baking, these were good
I don’t know if these are going to live up to my personal standard for “good bagels” but damn if they don’t look fantastic
January 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I don’t know if these are going to live up to my personal standard for “good bagels” but damn if they don’t look fantastic
January 17, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Run this clip as an ad in every district in the country and you’ll see a landslide against Republicans in places you’ve never conceived.

Unfortunately Chuck Schumer actually would prefer to talk about “affordability.” Not like Zohran did though, a consultant-approved version.
This video shows ICE holding children hostage to bait parents out of their homes.

Just unspeakable levels of cruelty and inhumanity.
January 16, 2026 at 2:01 PM
look at my opposition party bro I am so cooked
January 16, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I was agreeing with you! I thought you made really good points
That’s … not in dispute?
January 15, 2026 at 8:20 PM