Jack Scrambo
@scrambojambo.bsky.social
Literally just a guy. hit me with your car
I do law stuff, begrudgingly and usually for money.
Should have been a welder
I do law stuff, begrudgingly and usually for money.
Should have been a welder
Pinned
Abolish Border Patrol.
Trump deportation agent: "I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.”
If only more Democrats in Congress were as left wing as….. BILL KRISTOL?!?!
Pretty sure that if the dough didn’t have to rest, I could make 8 flour tortillas from scratch faster than BJG can pour the water out of a can of black olives. I’m sorry I meant “decant” them
Pro tip Briahna: take the olives, throw them in the trash, and learn what a taco is.
Pro tip Briahna: take the olives, throw them in the trash, and learn what a taco is.
Had no choice but to pay $40 for a taxi burrito because I couldn't figure out how to decant olives
February 7, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Pretty sure that if the dough didn’t have to rest, I could make 8 flour tortillas from scratch faster than BJG can pour the water out of a can of black olives. I’m sorry I meant “decant” them
Pro tip Briahna: take the olives, throw them in the trash, and learn what a taco is.
Pro tip Briahna: take the olives, throw them in the trash, and learn what a taco is.
When I was 22 I learned I couldn’t really tell how old a person was through about 35. Now I’m 37 and I can’t really tell when a person is 50
February 6, 2026 at 3:26 PM
When I was 22 I learned I couldn’t really tell how old a person was through about 35. Now I’m 37 and I can’t really tell when a person is 50
Nonzero chance that the industrial civil rights violating machine Trump Noem et al have wrought will be a significant chunk of future budgets on the basis of settled lawsuits
Legally here on a work permit. Arrested when he went to renew it. Not fighting his deportation. Yet he's been in detention 29 days. No access to a lawyer. Has been given no information about his case. Family inquiries also ignored. ICE only responded when local news requested comment.
‘Nobody gives me information’: Jacksonville-area man held in ‘Deportation Depot’ for weeks talks conditions, challenges
Macario Pablo-Reyes, 49, has been held for weeks at the Baker County Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility, sometimes referred to as the “Deportation Depot.”
www.news4jax.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Nonzero chance that the industrial civil rights violating machine Trump Noem et al have wrought will be a significant chunk of future budgets on the basis of settled lawsuits
I’ve been doing some teaching and this guy looks exactly like half the boys in 7th grade
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I’ve been doing some teaching and this guy looks exactly like half the boys in 7th grade
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Eight Palestinian deported by ICE from the United States to the West Bank - via Ireland.
“They dropped us off like animals on the side of the road".
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
“They dropped us off like animals on the side of the road".
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Revealed: private jet owned by Trump friend used by ICE to deport Palestinians to West Bank
Exclusive: Luxury aircraft owned by property tycoon close to US president’s family has twice flown Palestinian men from Arizona to Tel Aviv
www.theguardian.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Eight Palestinian deported by ICE from the United States to the West Bank - via Ireland.
“They dropped us off like animals on the side of the road".
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
“They dropped us off like animals on the side of the road".
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Just a jaw dropping level of gleeful evil
BREAKING: The federal government has filed a motion seeking to end asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, according to the lawyer representing the family.
DHS has requested expedited deportation proceedings against family of Liam Conejo Ramos
The federal government has filed a motion seeking to end asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, according to the lawyer representing the family.
www.mprnews.org
February 6, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Just a jaw dropping level of gleeful evil
“Like Amazon Prime, but for people,” they said.
It’s hard to put into perspective how truly massive the warehouse is that was recently sold by the Rockefeller Group to the Department of Homeland Security for $70 million to build a concentration camp in Surprise, AZ. Across the street is a huge neighborhood and a school. It’s 400,000-square-feet.
February 4, 2026 at 4:47 PM
“Like Amazon Prime, but for people,” they said.
Letting a cult run an entire state was a mistake
February 4, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Letting a cult run an entire state was a mistake
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Elizabeth is a Columbia Heights fourth-grader who loves volleyball, learning English and giggling in the halls with her friends. She's been held in the Dilley Immigration Processing Center for nearly a month, and she and her mom have both fallen ill. sahanjournal.com/education/co...
Sick fourth-grader among 4 Columbia Heights students held by ICE
Columbia Heights Public Schools says four students remain detained by ICE after Liam’s return, including 10-year-old Elizabeth, who has fallen ill.
sahanjournal.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Elizabeth is a Columbia Heights fourth-grader who loves volleyball, learning English and giggling in the halls with her friends. She's been held in the Dilley Immigration Processing Center for nearly a month, and she and her mom have both fallen ill. sahanjournal.com/education/co...
Every single day DOJ plumbs new depths of corruption and we don’t even know about it. Case in point:
I talked to a woman who quit an AUSA job recently. She was asked by main DOJ to dismiss a Medicare fraud prosecution because the defendant was the daughter of a girlfriend of a MAGA figure.
February 4, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Every single day DOJ plumbs new depths of corruption and we don’t even know about it. Case in point:
“Nobody wanted to be a ‘racist’ and we saw where that eventually led.”
Someone remind me why this Nazi gets the “serious thinker” treatment
Someone remind me why this Nazi gets the “serious thinker” treatment
huh
February 3, 2026 at 9:16 PM
“Nobody wanted to be a ‘racist’ and we saw where that eventually led.”
Someone remind me why this Nazi gets the “serious thinker” treatment
Someone remind me why this Nazi gets the “serious thinker” treatment
This isn’t even a profile in courage for these AUSA’s, it’s basic self-preservation. “Oh sorry I made all these material misrepresentations to you Judge, you see I hadn’t seen any of the underlying evidence.”
That’s a one way ticket to censure for violating the rules of professional responsibility.
That’s a one way ticket to censure for violating the rules of professional responsibility.
SCOOP: More federal prosecutors in Minnesota have resigned or are preparing to, in part because the administration has asked them to file charges against protesters without appropriate evidence, according to multiple people with knowledge of the situation. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
February 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
This isn’t even a profile in courage for these AUSA’s, it’s basic self-preservation. “Oh sorry I made all these material misrepresentations to you Judge, you see I hadn’t seen any of the underlying evidence.”
That’s a one way ticket to censure for violating the rules of professional responsibility.
That’s a one way ticket to censure for violating the rules of professional responsibility.
I don’t care how many memos exist in Roberts’ desk suggesting that this is permissible. This is outrageous, cuts directly against core constitutional principles, and should be treated as the massive scandal it is.
Jodi Kantor in the NY Times reports that the Chief Justice requested Court employees sign nondisclosure agreements in November 2024 - moving to formal contracts requiring silence/confidentiality after Trump was reelected: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/u...
February 2, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I don’t care how many memos exist in Roberts’ desk suggesting that this is permissible. This is outrageous, cuts directly against core constitutional principles, and should be treated as the massive scandal it is.
Why waste time making 12 normal croissants when you can just make 2 giant croissants
February 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Why waste time making 12 normal croissants when you can just make 2 giant croissants
Mr. Rosen took the US attorney job under Trump to “combat increasing antisemitism,” by which he meant people who object to genocide. Mr. Rosen has now received a crash course in how strategic alliances with fascists won’t take collaborators off the menu.
January 31, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Mr. Rosen took the US attorney job under Trump to “combat increasing antisemitism,” by which he meant people who object to genocide. Mr. Rosen has now received a crash course in how strategic alliances with fascists won’t take collaborators off the menu.
I hope you brushed up on your Italian
January 30, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I hope you brushed up on your Italian
The guillotine is too civil. We’re gonna use big silly mallets like Gallagher smashing watermelons in the 80’s
Brooke Rollins: "The American dream is not being on a food stamp program. The American dream is not being on all these programs. That should be a hand up, not a handout. As of yesterday, we have moved 1.75 million people off of SNAP."
January 30, 2026 at 1:53 PM
The guillotine is too civil. We’re gonna use big silly mallets like Gallagher smashing watermelons in the 80’s
I see that replacing the little Nazi imp with the big Nazi ogre was, at best, a lateral move
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Federal immigration officers tried to enter Ecuadorian consulate in Minneapolis but were stopped, foreign minister says www.axios.com/2026/01/28/i...
January 28, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I see that replacing the little Nazi imp with the big Nazi ogre was, at best, a lateral move
There is no one left in the DOJ Civil Rights Division who does real work. It’s just half a dozen grifters looking into “accusations of anti-white racism.” Entire departments at Justice functionally no longer exist
EXCLUSIVE: No civil rights violation probe into Alex Pretti's death, sources say
@kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social reports more.
www.ms.now/chris-jansin...
@kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social reports more.
www.ms.now/chris-jansin...
Exclusive: No civil rights violation probe into Alex Pretti's death, sources say
There is no civil rights violation probe into the fatal shooting of Alex Pretti in Minnesota, sources tell MS NOW. MS NOW Justice and Intelligence Reporter Ken Dilanian joins Chris Jansing with more d...
www.ms.now
January 27, 2026 at 7:54 PM
There is no one left in the DOJ Civil Rights Division who does real work. It’s just half a dozen grifters looking into “accusations of anti-white racism.” Entire departments at Justice functionally no longer exist
Was just in the car listening to @whyy.org and an older black gentlemen from Mt. Airy called in and said that he mourns the losses of “Sister Renee Good” and “Brother Alex Pretti” and for whatever reason that’s the moment that broke me.
Anyway if you burst into tears in your car today, same.
Anyway if you burst into tears in your car today, same.
January 26, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Was just in the car listening to @whyy.org and an older black gentlemen from Mt. Airy called in and said that he mourns the losses of “Sister Renee Good” and “Brother Alex Pretti” and for whatever reason that’s the moment that broke me.
Anyway if you burst into tears in your car today, same.
Anyway if you burst into tears in your car today, same.
Reposted by Jack Scrambo
his messy hair is a conscious choice. he wants to exude “wacky genius inventor” instead of the regime’s oligarch in charge of surveillance.
“There will be more than enough jobs for the citizens of your nation, esp. those with vocational training,” said Karp. “I do think these trends really do make it hard to imagine why we should have large-scale immigration unless you have a very specialized skill.”
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Palantir CEO Says AI to Make Large-Scale Immigration Obsolete
Artificial intelligence will displace so many jobs that it will eliminate the need for mass immigration, according to Palantir Technologies Inc. Chief Executive Officer Alex Karp.
www.bloomberg.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:06 PM
his messy hair is a conscious choice. he wants to exude “wacky genius inventor” instead of the regime’s oligarch in charge of surveillance.
Two types of YouTube ads I always block: anything rightwing, and all podcasts. I’ll be listening to the thing I wanna listen to and then some dumb asshole is like “thanks for watching fam! I’m here with Alex Ohanian to turn it up and talk some AI!” I would rather die
January 21, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Two types of YouTube ads I always block: anything rightwing, and all podcasts. I’ll be listening to the thing I wanna listen to and then some dumb asshole is like “thanks for watching fam! I’m here with Alex Ohanian to turn it up and talk some AI!” I would rather die
That’s not what Zohran did.
Zohran didn’t “focus his message entirely on affordability.” He went out and engaged directly with his constituency and made THEIR priorities, HIS priorities.
The chatterers and consultants and Schumerites—ghouls like you—always skip the first step.
Zohran didn’t “focus his message entirely on affordability.” He went out and engaged directly with his constituency and made THEIR priorities, HIS priorities.
The chatterers and consultants and Schumerites—ghouls like you—always skip the first step.
January 20, 2026 at 3:37 PM
That’s not what Zohran did.
Zohran didn’t “focus his message entirely on affordability.” He went out and engaged directly with his constituency and made THEIR priorities, HIS priorities.
The chatterers and consultants and Schumerites—ghouls like you—always skip the first step.
Zohran didn’t “focus his message entirely on affordability.” He went out and engaged directly with his constituency and made THEIR priorities, HIS priorities.
The chatterers and consultants and Schumerites—ghouls like you—always skip the first step.