ScottDrummer
@scottdrummer.bsky.social
Just a guy who hangs out with a bunch of musician.
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The thing about fragile masculinity and all the things marketed to those susceptible to it is that there far cheaper ways to be all alone at the end of the evening, masturbating into a sock, so why not just save your money
January 9, 2026 at 11:28 PM
The thing about fragile masculinity and all the things marketed to those susceptible to it is that there far cheaper ways to be all alone at the end of the evening, masturbating into a sock, so why not just save your money
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Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors https://theonion.com/fox-news-sends-trump-quarterly-tithe-of-3-blond-anchors/
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors https://theonion.com/fox-news-sends-trump-quarterly-tithe-of-3-blond-anchors/
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A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
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Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd
Somebody Needs to Tell Trump Everybody Is Laughing at Him
His worst fear has already come true.
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December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible.
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd
Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫
🙏
shorturl.at/mcfqd
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Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon https://theonion.com/trump-assures-wall-street-hell-go-back-to-just-fucking-over-poor-people-soon/
December 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon https://theonion.com/trump-assures-wall-street-hell-go-back-to-just-fucking-over-poor-people-soon/
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Our government’s priorities are entirely backward. And purposefully so.
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Our government’s priorities are entirely backward. And purposefully so.
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
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December 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service
Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service
WASHINGTON—Praising the recipients for their acts of true American cowardice, President Donald Trump proudly announced a new “Dodger Dividend” on Wednesday night for anyone who successfully avoided mi...
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December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service
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it’s so topsy turvy like up is down! black is white! the trombonist is getting all the pussy!
December 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
it’s so topsy turvy like up is down! black is white! the trombonist is getting all the pussy!
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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December 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
White nationalism is incompatible with the gospel and whatnot
Violets are blue,
White nationalism is incompatible with the gospel and whatnot
December 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
White nationalism is incompatible with the gospel and whatnot
Violets are blue,
White nationalism is incompatible with the gospel and whatnot
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It's possible. It just takes political will.
Less than 48 hours after the deadly attack at Sydney's Bondi Beach that left more than a dozen dead, Australian authorities announced proposals for sweeping new gun laws. n.pr/48UTa7g
Australia announces strict new gun laws. Here's how it can act so swiftly
Less than 48 hours after the deadly attack at Sydney's Bondi Beach that left more than a dozen dead, Australian authorities announced proposals for sweeping new gun laws.
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December 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It's possible. It just takes political will.
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Seems like a good time for people who look like me to get louder about the people who don't.
FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.
FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Seems like a good time for people who look like me to get louder about the people who don't.
FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.
FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.
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Homeland Security Relaxes Species Requirements To Join ICE
Homeland Security Relaxes Species Requirements To Join ICE
WASHINGTON—In an effort to expand recruitment for President Donald Trump’s immigration crackdown, the Department of Homeland Security announced Tuesday that it would waive the species requirements for...
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December 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Homeland Security Relaxes Species Requirements To Join ICE
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The Pope has a word with the man in 27E who is listening to an action movie on his iPad's speakers.
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The Pope has a word with the man in 27E who is listening to an action movie on his iPad's speakers.
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It’s starting to look like having an alcoholic TV host as Secretary of War wasn’t a great idea
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It’s starting to look like having an alcoholic TV host as Secretary of War wasn’t a great idea
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So Stephen Colbert's show *does* get cancelled because he didn't flatter Trump.
And Megyn R. Kelly's show *doesn't* get cancelled because she tried to dismiss & normalize pedophilia.
That's the morally topsy-turvy country we are currently living in.
And Megyn R. Kelly's show *doesn't* get cancelled because she tried to dismiss & normalize pedophilia.
That's the morally topsy-turvy country we are currently living in.
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
So Stephen Colbert's show *does* get cancelled because he didn't flatter Trump.
And Megyn R. Kelly's show *doesn't* get cancelled because she tried to dismiss & normalize pedophilia.
That's the morally topsy-turvy country we are currently living in.
And Megyn R. Kelly's show *doesn't* get cancelled because she tried to dismiss & normalize pedophilia.
That's the morally topsy-turvy country we are currently living in.
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Christian Nationalists:
QUESTION: How often is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?
ANSWER: Zero times.
QUESTION: How often is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?
ANSWER: Zero times.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Christian Nationalists:
QUESTION: How often is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?
ANSWER: Zero times.
QUESTION: How often is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?
ANSWER: Zero times.
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The silver lining to the surrender by 8 Dems is that the House GOP must return to vote on it. Johnson must swear in Grijalva, and the discharge petition on the Epstein files must force a full floor vote. Stay tuned.
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The silver lining to the surrender by 8 Dems is that the House GOP must return to vote on it. Johnson must swear in Grijalva, and the discharge petition on the Epstein files must force a full floor vote. Stay tuned.
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To the 8 senators who voted to give up the only leverage they had and trust the GOP:
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
To the 8 senators who voted to give up the only leverage they had and trust the GOP:
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The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:
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