Graham Linehan gets refused entry back in to the US where he now lives so he just has to live in the airport like Tom Hanks in that movie except instead of making friends and getting off with Catherine Zeta Jones he just gets arrested several times a day.

"You can't park there, mate."

Read this as "Areola Mons"

She’s being misquoted by a Murdoch rag.

An observation I've made is that people that are often the smartest person in the room often also assume they are the smartest person in every room.

I hear teslas are being recalled, they keep pulling to the Reich.

I recommend this book whenever Time Travel comes up in conversation. Really excellent, one of my all time favourites.

All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety

Over 2+ years of working on a biography of Elon Musk, I've learned that his ambitions are significantly grander than anyone realizes. He wants to be the first trillionaire ever. He wants to be the most famous human who ever lived. He wants to rule the world. He wants to live forever.

All literally.

When did supermarkets stop selling really long spaghetti? What else has been silently taken from us?

Life's too short (etc) but SF/F is really crying out for a high fantasy universe in which magic, only it's just like software (in all the worst possible ways), and wizards spend most of their time in stand-ups and almost nobody ever casts a spell, it's all about mass producing the MVP magic ring ...

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When they finally introduce some kind of monetised premium service, I want the ability to play a tinny little 128k mp3 of a Linkin Park song when someone visits my profile