schweg, but i'm not really here
schwglr.bsky.social
schweg, but i'm not really here
@schwglr.bsky.social
for lurking... and probably #BB28 this next summer; follow @schweg.xyz for my main stuff--just can't interact from that account anymore since it's bridged from mastodon (if wondering why I may like or reply from this one)
https://mastodon.social/@schwegler
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George Lucas could have saved The Rise of Skywalker with just one line

“Somehow Jar Jar has returned.”
December 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Icicle ensnared plant.
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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:)
December 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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your honor when you said I may approach the bench I assumed I would get uppies to get there
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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happy fuck my life friday
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Boyfriend and I checked out Dough Boys in Virginia Beach, and we got a pizza that was half calzone and half pizza called the "Wave Pizza." Cool and delicious concept! Having a wonderful time with him on this vacation.
December 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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"ICE is arresting the worst of the worst."

Everything this administration tells us is a lie.
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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$200 covers everything

$400 means I'm gonna have way more fun
things i need before the weekend:

more dog food
body wash
rx refills
and oil change

if y'all want to contribute and are NICE I'll take some nudes for y'all idk

c*shapp: $ihatenfts
v*nmo: @ihatenfts
December 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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gremlin mode activated
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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We did movies that if people don't like, you hate them. What book(s) make(s) you feel that way? 💙📚 I will accept no criticism or Kindred or Parable Of The Sower by Octavia E Butler
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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ICE has been here & now they’re ramping things up

• if you’re at risk of being picked up/detained: do you have your plan for if shit hits the fan?
• if you’re less at risk: are you checking in on those at risk about needed supports & emergency plans?
• regardless: do you know your rights?
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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making a request here as well: if there's verified information of ICE going into hospitals/clinics locally, please tag me if you think of it, just so those of us working in these settings can share information & prepare as needed.
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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urgent mutual aid update♡
$80/$460 by 12/3/25

cash.app/$vivalaresol...
venmo: @vivalaresolution
chime: $vivalaresolution

*PASSED DUE*
phone bill(2 months behind): $454.62

anything helps - a repost or donation. thanks y’all!
urgent mutual aid request♡
$20/$460 by 12/3/25

cash.app/$vivalaresol...
venmo: @vivalaresolution
chime: $vivalaresolution

phone bill(2 months behind): $454.62

anything helps - a repost or donation. thanks y’all!

*had to schedule a date for payment to avoid our phones being shut off
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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pov
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Portrait of Sylvia von Harden by Otto Dix (1926)
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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95% of MN Somalis are US citizens. 58% were born in the US. The only reason to target this community with immigration agents is for the sake of racial profiling and harassment - which the US supreme court says is legal now.
www.npr.org/2025/09/13/n...
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Can’t wait to see my boy 🥹
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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whoa jesus
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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youtube called me a nerd
and took my lunch money
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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enshittification
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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his ass is not working
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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divisions in the valley

| x half | 32mm | classic chrome | 📸 |
July 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM