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Likes the taste of butter & a pretty dress. Trapped in Plinkett's basement.
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I did it! I finally left him. I packed a suitcase and told that horrible, sadistic son of a bitch it's over. We can finally be together, Bluesky!

Wait, where's Stephen? He's on fucking Threads?!
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I feel like not enough people know that Elon Musk first became wealthy by being so awful at running a company that his own management team mutinied when he went on his honeymoon; his own board of directors then fired him; and his replacement then turned the company into PayPal.

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November 24, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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True. ☑️
November 24, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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Now that I've fled Leon's site for bluer skies, I'm sure I'll be called an #Ex-X, but personally, I'll always consider myself a #TwitterQuitter.
November 18, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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Just going to say again, as a Musk biographer, that you cannot possibly contemplate what a bad person he is. You probably think you have an idea... but you do not have an idea.
November 17, 2024 at 11:24 PM
This week's Corrections was something special. Ketamine Brother Flying Ferret Circus is '92 Bulls level good. Seth Meyers is the Michael Jordan of calliope music fueled nightmares starring k-holed puppets. 10/10
November 16, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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Blue Sky broke 16 million today and looks set to break 17 million in within the next 24 hours.

You can watch it grow in real-time here: bsky-users.theo.io
November 15, 2024 at 2:03 AM
I did it! I finally left him. I packed a suitcase and told that horrible, sadistic son of a bitch it's over. We can finally be together, Bluesky!

Wait, where's Stephen? He's on fucking Threads?!
November 15, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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Stephen King announces that he quit Twitter
November 15, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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Good news: Twitter is collapsing.

And this chart doesn't even show the last two weeks—which have seen the largest exodus in site history.

There are reports from Newsweek and others that Twitter may merge with Truth Social.

If that happens, the last collapse of Twitter may happen almost overnight.
November 12, 2024 at 7:15 PM
So, we're at a keyparty, and Matt Gaetz says he lost his cock ring. I tell him, "Don't worry, I think I have some gopher intestines in my toiletry bag."
November 14, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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Hilarious how some people thought this guy used to be a Democrat. One of the first things I discovered when I started working on my Musk biography is that the man was never anything but a dyed-in-the-wool hard-right white supremacist. He’s been that since he was a teenager—everything else is an act.
At Mar-a-Lago tonight, Elon Musk raises his hand to identify himself as “the George Soros of the right.”
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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not saying anything groundbreaking here, but I really think "politics as a form of content to be served up and consumed like all other forms of content" has been an enormous, underrated disaster in terms of giving folks the illusion of being informed while essentially being gamed like a drug addict
November 14, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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A real sign outside of a real chiropractic office that I drive by daily.
This isn’t the first or the worst of this type of message.
November 13, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Next up on the untapped short list for cabinet positions:

• The Miami hand surgeon/weed dealer that helped Matt Gaetz rape underage girls
• Anthony Hopkins chained to a radiator, being forced to play Hannibal Lecter
• An AR-15 with googly eyes
November 14, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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Hopefully the people who run this platform fully understand the many reasons why a mass exodus of people has fled toxic X, and will do their best to ensure this place never becomes anything like that.
November 13, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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You should probably get used to hearing this word a lot over the next few years.
November 13, 2024 at 11:56 AM
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The fall of the Roman Empire but very stupid and everyone has phones.
November 13, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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I feel like we started on the Enterprise and someone along the way beamed us over to the mirror-universe/Terran Empire Enterprise.
Sometimes I believe in a multiverse with a planet identical to ours, except Trump didn't win, I don't have long Covid, and maybe I'm even a professional basketball player. But then I think of Enrico Fermi's question—If the universe is so vast, where the hell is everybody?—and reconsider.
November 11, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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Alright, fuckers. Can I please find a new and better home here?
November 13, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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Folks: we hate doing these posts, but now is the time to rebuild our pro-democracy community right here on BlueSky. No more leaving our future in the hands of Elon Musk. If you are able, please follow, repost this, and let your followers know we are here. Let's do this!
November 10, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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I'm new here be gentle
November 7, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Hello Bluesky. Twitter is terrible, and I am homeless. Will you be my new family?
December 25, 2023 at 12:01 PM